Bumming

[Captain]

Not my thing, so I never initiate proceedings. But if she wants, she gets.

 

After all, I am a gentleman.

[Pony Princess]

Seeing shite on the end of a nodder was always a passion killer for me too, and even though it was always my idea, the words 'you dirty bitch!' always came unwillingly to mind.

 

To be fair mate, if you stick your cock up a hole where shit comes out, there is a chance there will be shit up there! In the porno's, they have enemas and stuff so the arse is spotless.

 

The bowel is not too far up from the rectum so if you smash it, there is potential to find a peanut M+M nestling near your japseye

[Liverpool lad]

Last thing you want is a bit of pudding on the end of your knob

[Section_31]

"Put it back in!"

 

"Obviously not, this is going in the bog, you're going in a taxi and I'm watching Battle Beyond the Stars on Channel 5. Out!!!"

[lebron]

Don't think I've ever seen a bumming in a movie.. except Brokeback Mountain and that was pretty vile. Are there any other movies with graphic bum-fun?

 

Oh and Shawshank, now I think of it.

 

Guess you could include Ed Norton's prison scene from American History X as well...

[The Acolyte]

Haw haw. Actually once I sat down and thought about the bummings I'd seen in MAINSTREAM movies - surely Marcelles Wallace getting bummed by Zed is the most brutal.

 

Na mate. The bumming Monica Belluchi gets in Irreversible is proper brutal, quite lengthy. You even feel guilty that its getting you hard!

[The Acolyte]

Guess you could include Ed Norton's prison scene from American History X as well...

 

Oz, pick an episode!

 

The classic is when the Mafia try to kill one of the main black leaders Adibisi, he beats fuck out of them, he then bends the leader over the table and bums him. Not before selecting some tunes and putting his headphones on!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Oz, pick an episode!

 

The classic is when the Mafia try to kill one of the main black leaders Adibisi, he beats fuck out of them, he then bends the leader over the table and bums him. Not before selecting some tunes and putting his headphones on!

 

It was over the kitchen stove/sink wasnt it whilst on kitchen duties? Good times

[withnail71]

Worst thing about it for me was i'd get that occasional whiff which really put me off at the thought of getting shit on my nob.

 

Right with you on that. i looked forward to it for ages, and when the time came i got a whif of turd and it has put me off for life.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Last Tango in Paris is surely the original and definitive mainstream buttery bumming.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Right with you on that. i looked forward to it for ages, and when the time came i got a whif of turd and it has put me off for life.

 

Test the brown water first by getting a sneaky whiff of your thumb after its been up there.

[Remmie]

I have got my brown wings, lasted all of about 50 seconds though before the bitch came and then wouldn't lick the skids off afterwards. Just remember it being uncomfortably tight. Will definitely try again though

[swarveone]

WORRA BAH ATM?

[Lurtz]

WORRA BAH ATM?

 

That is indeed the most swarve [sic] post I have ever read.

[melons]

WORRA BAH ATM?

 

I assume you stated what about arse to mouth?

 

And straight back to Captain and Unrighteous on this thread it goes..

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/52846-following-madstocks-thread-have-you-entered-women-rear.html

 

I've just read it again and sat giggling like a 12 year old kid looking up rude words in the dictionary.

[Whelan]

WORRA BAH ATM?

 

Oh yeah, now we're talking!

 

[brucespanner]

It's a big yes from me.

 

That little whimper they give as you're forcing your cock in their arse is a massive turn on.

 

They are prepared to suffer for our sexual gratification, winner.

[setreal]

I assume you stated what about arse to mouth?

 

And straight back to Captain and Unrighteous on this thread it goes..

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/52846-following-madstocks-thread-have-you-entered-women-rear.html

 

I've just read it again and sat giggling like a 12 year old kid looking up rude words in the dictionary.

 

 

Captain: I just realized I got my references wrong, sorry.

 

hamstrung: You've spent the last 3 years eating arse, haven't you?

 

Brilliant thread that was. Just like Tromboning thread about a different kind of ATM...

[Guest LFD]

Gareth Thomas retires from rugby - bummer!

[Scott_M]

The rape scene is Scum is pretty horrific.

[Captain]

I'm not going anywhere near the ATM debate.

[md1892]

Last Tango in Paris is surely the original and definitive mainstream buttery bumming.

 

Test the brown water first by getting a sneaky whiff of your thumb after its been up there.

 

It's a big yes from me.

 

That little whimper they give as you're forcing your cock in their arse is a massive turn on.

 

They are prepared to suffer for our sexual gratification, winner.

 

These gents know the.... crack

 

Had a lump of sweetcorn on the end of my todger once, she was that mortified that i think she gives herself an enema beforehand nowadays. (although i'm not sure as she locks the bathroom door & makes me turn up the TV)

 

Its fucking awesome especially if she has a vibe up the front and you're sat on the edge of bed infront of a mirror.

 

Problem is i can only last 2 mins, she calls it 'the sprint' to see which one finishes first - usually me

[Unrighteous]

I've explored a few girls' backpassages... and it's not that great, really. I don't really mind doing it, but I don't think I've ever requested it.

[The Acolyte]

It was over the kitchen stove/sink wasnt it whilst on kitchen duties? Good times

 

Yep thats the one!!

[Trumo]

Bum-p.