Bumming

[lifetime fan]

Check your rep.

 

Taps nose.

[melons]

I need to see the size of your biggest toy in action before I can commit to this.

 

You've heard the Ann summers fire extinguisher joke, right?

 

 

 

 

In action Bitch, you forgot to say in action.

 

Bloody amateurs.

 

That one is still in it's package, I'm even not sure Jenna Jameson could manage it.

[Alan Sex]

Ima gonna put my package in your back door.

 

Why is everyone going on about dirty willys and shitty dicks? You bunch of amateurs with your amateur fucksticks. That's what she's got a fucking mouth for! Clean it up nice and shiny.

[lifetime fan]

Just out of curiosity, why does it have to be a woman you've no respect for?

 

Me thinks those saying this aren't getting bum love at home so this is a nice little 'out' for them.

[Bjornebye]

might attempt to slot my missus up the brown-eye tomorrow night, we are staying in a shaftesbury hotel after all....

 

if she don't let me then i might fuck her off. it's cup final weekend after all and she is drivin home for the weekend so i can stay in london for the match. wont have to be there when she moves out.

 

up to her.

[Champ]

You've heard the Ann summers fire extinguisher joke, right?

 

 

QUOTE]

 

Go on, I'll bite

[melons]

 

 

 

Go on, I'll bite

 

You must have heard it, it's almost as old as hermes?

 

 

 

 

From Ann Summers Ltd

 

We thank you for your recent order. You requested a large red vibrator as pictured in our wall display.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please re-select as this is a fire extinguisher.

[Unrighteous]

Bitch. I'm surprised at you. Quick editing though!

[lifetime fan]

You've heard the Ann summers fire extinguisher joke, right?

 

 

QUOTE]

 

Go on, I'll bite

 

 

*Shakes head*

[Champ]

You've heard the Ann summers fire extinguisher joke, right?

 

 

QUOTE]

 

Go on, I'll bite

Dear oh dear...am I the only one? I've led a sheltered life

[lifetime fan]

Dear oh dear...am I the only one? I've led a sheltered life

 

Yes, yes you are.

[Champ]

Pure as the driven me...well, I was

[Fowlers God]

might attempt to slot my missus up the brown-eye tomorrow night, we are staying in a shaftesbury hotel after all....

 

if she don't let me then i might fuck her off. it's cup final weekend after all and she is drivin home for the weekend so i can stay in london for the match. wont have to be there when she moves out.

 

up to her.

And now you've bought a house together!

[VladimirIlyich]

And now you've bought a house together!

And its got no back door.

[Bjornebye]

And now you've bought a house together!

Me and her broke up two weeks after this

[littletedwest]

Did you bum it though?

 

 

not my cup of tea. Tried it didn't like it

[littletedwest]

pitching not catching I will add

[Bjornebye]

No from what I remember that week we had tickets to see Marina & The Diamonds in Notting Hill at some church but she cancelled so me and the missus at the time went out and got hammered instead culminating in me getting thrown out of the little Italy bar in soho then her stomping off down the road arguing with me and sitting in doorways like a fucking child. Looks wise she is by far the best looking girl I've ever had as a missus, personality wise i'd rather go out with Trumo.