Date thread

[littletedwest]

my sisters fella is 17 year older than her. They met when she was 22 and been together 11 years.

[Remmie]

I am 8 years older than my Ukrainian wife. This has no relevance, I'm just bragging.

 

 

Cashback.

[lifetime fan]

I had an affair for 6 months with a woman 29 years older than me.

 

Nothing fucking weird about it apart from the fact she didn't nag and put out every single time I saw her.

[lifetime fan]

I am 8 years older than my Ukrainian wife. This has no relevance, I'm just bragging.

 

 

Cashback.

Well in Rem, I'm 5 years older than my fiancé.

[Champ]

Well in Rem, I'm 5 years older than my fiancé.

I thought you were marrying Tegan. It now appears you're marrying a bloke?

[stringvest]

I thought you were marrying Tegan. It now appears you're marrying a bloke?

 

She's definitely going to get sand in her vagina when she hears about this.

[lifetime fan]

I thought you were marrying Tegan. It now appears you're marrying a bloke?

What?*

 

 

 

*Youve just lost an invite to the evening do.

[Champ]

Fiancé for a man. Fiancée for a woman

[Alan Sex]

I'm 12 years older than Mrs Sex.

 

Been together 12 years.

 

I'm considering letting her out of the cellar on weekends.

[Alan Sex]

Fiancée for a woman. Finance for a man.

Fixeded.

[lifetime fan]

Fixeded.

 

Hahahaha repped.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'm 36. I wouldn't try it on with a 19 year old but she chatted me up. She's coming round tonight too!

That's just beautiful.

 

*wipes tear from eye*

[VladimirIlyich]

That's just beautiful.

 

*wipes tear from eye*

Jap's eye?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Jap's eye?

Brown.

[Mook]

I don't got the age thing either, I'm 36 & my wife is 27. If I was single, I'd bang a 19 year old without a second thought about her age.

 

Mind you, I'm a fucking pervert.

[Paulie Dangerously]

My missus is 3 years my senior. Cougar.

[Spy Bee]

Well... the things 19 year olds know these days. Maybe it's be who is lacking on life experience!

[Champ]

Well... the things 19 year olds know these days. Maybe it's be who is lacking on life experience!

 

I wish I could see your face!

[General Dryness]

I don't got the age thing either, I'm 36 & my wife is 27. If I was single, I'd bang a 19 year old without a second thought about her age.

 

Mind you, I'm a fucking pervert.

By the time he died, Jimmy Savile was only going for twenty seven year olds.

 

How he got through twenty of them in one session I'll never know.

[lifetime fan]

I don't got the age thing either, I'm 36 & my wife is 27. If I was single, I'd bang a 19 year old without a second thought about her age.

 

Mind you, I'm a man.

.

[lifetime fan]

Well... the things 19 year olds know these days. Maybe it's be who is lacking on life experience!

She get out the strap on?

[General Dryness]

I wish I could see your face!

You can't. Not while he's still wearing the gimp mask anyway.

[Spy Bee]

This is just amazing at the moment. I have honestly been fighting for scraps for the last few years. Now, today alone, I have had a 19 year old, a 23 year old, a 29 year old and a 31 year old all text me asking if we can meet up/go out/ can they come round etc.

 

Feast or fucking famine.

 

not one of them is a keeper apart from the 19 year old. And she's fucking 19! 

[Hand Shandy]

Fuck 'em.

 

Fuck 'em all!

[Spy Bee]

It's too complicated. I am pretty much 'what you see is what you get', I find anything else hard work!