Ray Wilkins

[Champ]

His advisor must be John Terry.

 

Super player, John

[RedinSweden]

Steps forward

 

Fine work sir. Repped.

[andy8ball]

I wouldn't fancy being in the jury for this one, you'll need to have coffee administered by IV line to stay awake for his commentary on the event...

[Xherdan]

What's the limit in the UK, isn't it something like 2 or 2.5 pints? So over three times the limit is 6 or 7.5 pints? He can't stand, falls asleep and abuses the officers? Fucking lightweight chav cunt.

[Guest San Don]

Arrogant prik. Only had 3 glasses of wine so couldnt have been that much over the limit? He blew 3 reading over 100 mark.

[Guest San Don]

What's the limit in the UK, isn't it something like 2 or 2.5 pints? So over three times the limit is 6 or 7.5 pints? He can't stand, falls asleep and abuses the officers? Fucking lightweight chav cunt.

 

The legal alcohol limit for drivers in the UK is:

 

35 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath

80 milligrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood

107 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of urine

 

Give wilkins' ahem, portly build, he'd need to drink a fair number of pints to be over the limit especially if he'd also been eating.

[Xherdan]

The legal alcohol limit for drivers in the UK is:

 

35 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath

80 milligrammes of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood

107 milligrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of urine

 

Give wilkins' ahem, portly build, he'd need to drink a fair number of pints to be over the limit especially if he'd also been eating.

 

 

Sorry, much prefer my version of events.

[Harry Squatter]

Honours

 

Manchester United

 

FA Cup (1): 1982–83

FA Charity Shield (1): 1983

 

Rangers

 

Scottish Premier Division (1): 1988–89

Scottish League Cup (1): 1988

 

England

 

Rous Cup (1): 1986

British Home Championship (3): 1978, 1982, 1983

 

 

A bit shit, wasn't he?

 

 

You left out all the stuff he won at Chelsea and AC Milan

[Tony Moanero]

Honours

 

Manchester United

 

FA Cup (1): 1982–83

FA Charity Shield (1): 1983

 

Rangers

 

Scottish Premier Division (1): 1988–89

Scottish League Cup (1): 1988

 

England

 

Rous Cup (1): 1986

British Home Championship (3): 1978, 1982, 1983

 

A bit shit, wasn't he?

 

Hang on, you've omitted his career highlight, the Tango adverts.