You rang?

[dennis tooth]

I hope not.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nope, I didn't. Do hope you're well, though. You know, what with all the lady troubles you were enduring.

[Trumo]

[Dante]

 

hmmm, Evertons new signing

 

[Gym Beglin]

I'm in.

[Magic Sponge]

No.

 

 

 

Fuck off.

[Pony Princess]

****censored***

 

Discussing a certain sport on the GF?

 

 

and hey Tooth. This forum has not been the same without your fascinating take on life. Welcome back.

[Section_31]

Welcome back Tooth.

[Indian Red]

This forum like the world is fucked tooth. Run away and save yourself

[Guest ShoePiss]

Ah the tooth, good to have you back.

[sparta7]

Given that a few smackrats, bagheads and all round spoilt bastards were robbing JJB Sports, and you said "my work is done" as if it was some sort of political crusade, then no we didnt.

 

Tara.

[stringvest]

Dennis. You know we love you. Some of us do, anyway. But we love you with wit, passion, and no little sympathy. However, I have to say, I don't like to hear about you mixing with the opposite sex for, you know, sexual purposes. It muddies the message and reminds us you have the same base urges as we do. It's like finding a picture of Doris Day rimming Sammy Davis Jnr. It's not wrong in itself, but it does mess with your perceptions.

 

Oh, by the way, the whole green thing, not to mention the cost of petrol, has forced me to rethink my whole strategy on the Molotov Cocktail flashmob attack on Waterstones. I was thinking of throwing batteries, with instructions to lick the terminals attached.

 

Come back - we need someone who's prepared to put the legwork in to keep the pseuds honest.

 

Your in admiration

 

S

[dennis tooth]

Yeah am back but am not doing no legwork no more. Dennis tooth's gone Cyndi Lauper on you asses. Who said somethin about me having women troubles?

Only which end to put my mans part in is the tricky bit.

 

Revenge is not having me, thats my revenge. I dont think I missed too much unlike some.

 

And I made the thread cos someone rang, some GF prophet said it would be this way and so it come to pass.

 

I must thank you all from the bottom of my ice cold heart.

[Iceman]

 

Golden Tooth.