*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bjornebye]

[Anubis]

Moyes will be bitching that he never got one of those.

[Harry Squatter]

They need something like that to take away attention from their wall of achievements on the main stand. They actually have a photo of James Beattie on there as an achievement because it broke their transfer record fee - £5m

[Paco]

getting atsu on loan apparently

[an tha]

Another packed house for an Everton gane

[Dr Nowt]

Already tired of their growing set-up with Chelsea, and the reasons for it.

 

I know we loan players to Premiership clubs, I know Assaidi and Borini took points off Chelsea, I know this is partly myopic, but we loaned those players out to anyone who'd take them realistically, for the motive of raising their value, it wasn't by design.  Chelsea are picking clubs who won't challenge them for the title but can take points off those who will.

 

It's fucking annoying and another way they can exploit their grotesque wealth.

[Guest davelfc]

There were more people at Liverpool's open training session today than there were at Osman's testimonial.

[an tha]

There were more people at Liverpool's open training session today than there were at Osman's testimonial.

There were more people in home and bargains on county road 5 mins after it opened on Saturday than there was at Osmans testimonial.

 

'we go the shops, that's what we do'

[PestiRed]

Be fair, you cant go to a football match without socks. And they don't have socks so what can they do?

[an tha]

Be fair, you cant go to a football match without socks. And they don't have socks so what can they do?

Are the socks on washing lines in home and bargains

[Anubis]

Who's the hot North Korean babe in uniform? She can ride across my demilitarised zone anytime.

[Kant]

Solo lo mejor? Is that like foreign for The Chosen One?

[Anubis]

Solo lo mejor? Is that like foreign for The Chosen One?

 

Only the best.

 

Let us know when you stop laughing.

[Guest davelfc]

This is the new 'chosen one' banner for the coming season. 

[Stickman]

Already tired of their growing set-up with Chelsea, and the reasons for it.

 

I know we loan players to Premiership clubs, I know Assaidi and Borini took points off Chelsea, I know this is partly myopic, but we loaned those players out to anyone who'd take them realistically, for the motive of raising their value, it wasn't by design.  Chelsea are picking clubs who won't challenge them for the title but can take points off those who will.

 

It's fucking annoying and another way they can exploit their grotesque wealth.

Have to admire in a sort of perverse way how they did it from within by giving us Moses...

[Kant]

Let us know when you stop laughing.

Not yet.

[Dr Nowt]

Have to admire in a sort of perverse way how they did it from within by giving us Moses...

 

The Trojan Hearse.

[RJ Fan club]

I fucking hate those skip rats. Hope they never win another game and disappear of the face of the earth the fucking moaning small time shit cunts.

[Harry Squatter]

Big club Everton you know!

[Section_31]

Giving a best man speech today for a bluenose mate, he has an Everton tat, the works. Found out from his mum though he was a Liverpool fan until the age of seven, and I've got a big pic of him in full Crown Paints kit I'm gonna unleash.

[Dr Nowt]

Ifithadntofbinforthephotographicevidence.

[Tj hooker]

Giving a best man speech today for a bluenose mate, he has an Everton tat, the works. Found out from his mum though he was a Liverpool fan until the age of seven, and I've got a big pic of him in full Crown Paints kit I'm gonna unleash.

Excellent I expect you use it to.the max & not just in the speech

[Trumo]

Giving a best man speech today for a bluenose mate, he has an Everton tat, the works. Found out from his mum though he was a Liverpool fan until the age of seven, and I've got a big pic of him in full Crown Paints kit I'm gonna unleash.

 

Try to drop a 'Nil Satis...' pun in somewhere if you can.

[Paco]

wheres the free bar bill?

[Dr Nowt]

"Given the bluenose capacity for bitterness, lets hope this marriage doesn't end in a Nil Satis Decree Nisi Optimum".