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New Torres Songs for Chelsea

ScouseJim

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ROW Z Newbie

ROW Z

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The fella has gone . He's nothing to us now .

 

On sunday every man and his dog will expect a red hot reception for him .

The best response is no response . Let him get himself worked up without us doing it .

If he's still on in the last minute when we are winning 2-0 a bit of "signed for a big club" .

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Redder Lurtz Grand Master

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How about we sing about our own players?

 

What he said.

 

Some of the posts on this thread are fucking embarrassing, unless they're posted by 12 year olds in which case please accept my apology and carry on.

 

I cannot fucking stand listening to 90 minutes of utter mongs in football stadia singing songs aimed at denigrating the opposition team and players. ie Tottenham fans, gooners and bitters. Get behind our own team or fuck off.

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All of you are GAYS gays gays

All of you are GAYS gays gays

All of you are GAYS gays gays

 

For 90 minutes. Non stop.

 

All of you are GAYS gays gays

All of you are GAYS gays gays

All of you are GAYS gays gays

 

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Can you hear the Kop Fernando?

When they sang your song and took you to their hearts,

On that hallowed turf Fernando,

You were treated like a God, we never let you walk alone,

But the plastic flags and moneybags have turned your head,well now your on your own.

 

When your playin for the Chelski shite

you wo'nt feel right Fernando,

You'll regret the day,you turned your back on LFC Fernando.

 

I bet you never thought that you would lose our respect.

 

Suarez, Carroll, Carra, Stevie G will do for me Fernando.

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He'll be expecting a song, I say we take the mosaic a step further and paint a mural and unfurl it to his surprise, then while's on the ropes we hit him the "awwwww" that you used to do when you we're a kid to let him know he's done wrong. Confused he stumbles and then we deliver the killer blow, this random soliloquay based on arguably the Bard's greatest work:

 

To Chelsea, or not to Chelsea, that was his boggle. Whether it was nobler to rebuild after suffering the Hicks and Gillett era of outrageous epic swindle, or to be driven to Stamford Bridge and by way of massive ****ery end it. To betray: to be a rent boy; a whore and wheh that deal is signed a million emails that sky is privvy to, tis a collection of ****wittery to be done away with.

 

To lie, to creep; to creep on Chelsea TV: aye there's the scrub. For in that interview of totall bullshit what myths may come and while Torres meets presenter and Chelsea "legend" Scott Minto he msut give pause and expect this kind of calamity from now on. For this is who would support Chelsea, what Samuel L. Jackson and Barry Grant must think oppressed and wronged by you so oppotunisticaly. Their cries from misplaced love hiss sinisterly , like snakes on a mother ******* plane.

 

Your insolence, you Torres, you spurn that which patient merit you were unworthy to take. When Harry Kewell while upon a Quantus flight can even blow his nose or fart in your general direction. To Stamford Bridge your prison now, from loud mouthed misplaced arrogance and no history you can't escape, you have no idea of what for you've let yourself in.

 

Your conscience will make cowards of your "top club" calls. Soft you lad, poor Ollala another Terry nymph *prisoner and in Anfield will all your sins be remembered.

 

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"That showed 'em"

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fowler9 Veteran

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to thats amore

 

you say you'll never walk alone

then just sulk and then moan

your Fernando

 

when you just stand upfront

like a big lazy cunt

your Fernando

 

when you a wave a little flag

with the chavs and the fags

your Fernando

 

when you mess up your life

and JT fucks your wife

your Fernando

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