There is a lurker among us...

[She Knows It]

...called 'Sex Mong'. Step forward and introduce yourself. I can't even rep you for having the best user name ever, because you've never made a post.

[TheBitch]

I'm wary of newcomers, see NG for one good reason. But this Sex Mong sounds like a winner.

[The Special One]

Sex mong sex mong you're a sex mong

You can give it to me when I need to come along

Sex mong sex mong you're my sex mong

And baby you can turn me on turn me on darlin'

Sex mong sex mong you're my sex mong sex mong

You can give it to me when I need to come along

Sex mong sex mong your're my sex mong

And baby you can turn me on

[Wor Horse]

I'm wary of newcomers, see NG for one good reason. But this Sex Mong sounds like a winner.

 

19 days.

[TheBitch]

19 days.

 

And counting.

 

*bumps N'gog's fist*

[Wor Horse]

We're so fucking cool.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

According to the knowledge of Urban Dictionary:

 

Urban Dictionary: sex mong

 

Sex Mong

 

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin. 2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheaper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

[paddyberger15]

According to the knowledge of Urban Dictionary:

 

Urban Dictionary: sex mong

 

Sex Mong

 

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin. 2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheaper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.

 

Sounds like AVEEZ. And SKI. And Melons.

[Charles Penrose]

Are we allowed to pay with the selection of broken biscuits you can often find in a market?

[melons]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/members/dirksbitch.html?vmid=2738#vmessage2738

 

I seen this one lurking tonight, i even posted on their wall. I wouldn't mind being Dirks bitch.

[Remmie]

Are you girls collecting them like pokemon?

[melons]

Are you girls collecting them like pokemon?

 

The name showed up at the bottom of the page, it was bound to attract attention.

[Remmie]

The name showed up at the bottom of the page, it was bound to attract attention.

I am not saying it's a bad thing.

[melons]

I am not saying it's a bad thing.

 

 

*wipes brow* Phew! I was starting to think my anything Dirk stalking was getting a bit out of hand.

 

 

With almost 2000 member's, the idea of it being a game has potential.

 

 

 

Edit, the member list only shows posters with 10 or more posts?

[Byrnie]

Seems to be a few Lurkers that are members. Karma Pollis being one.