The world of a woman.

[Pureblood]

22 minutes ago, Mook said:

All I want is to see that look on her stupid fucking coupon when I resign.

[A Red]

20 of us went to Amsterdam last weekend, my mrs organised the trip - flights/accommodation/transfers etc. We laid the money out so sent an email round asking for payment and just got this back from one of the women -

 

I've just transferred the money into your account with the reference "Hamburg"

[lifetime fan]

I don’t normally agree with celebrating in others misery. 

 

But finding out the poisonous cunt who kept interfering in my marriage, told lies constantly and caused shit for me to try and make her and her fucked up life feel better...has finally been fucked off by her husband has given me a smile today. 

 

[lifetime fan]

Unfortunately the cunt blocked

me a second before I could send her this...

 

 

 

 

Can hardly blame him though can you...

A wife who wants to interfere in other marriages instead of concentrating on staying faithful to a husband who worked his ass off and provided everything for his wife. 

Only she wasn’t grateful for that...she needed to cheat on him, with his brother! And sex text randoms online to try and feel better about herself despite her husband spending tens of thousands of pounds on fake tits and tummy tucks. 

Money can’t but beauty. 

Or dignity, humility or class either it seems! 

Take care. X

[Trumo]

57 minutes ago, Mook said:

All I want is to see that look on her stupid fucking coupon when I resign.

 

Anyone else hoping it goes something like this?

 

 

[Hand Shandy]

15 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Unfortunately the cunt blocked

me a second before I could send her this...

 

 

 

 

Can hardly blame him though can you...

A wife who wants to interfere in other marriages instead of concentrating on staying faithful to a husband who worked his ass off and provided everything for his wife. 

Only she wasn’t grateful for that...she needed to cheat on him, with his brother! And sex text randoms online to try and feel better about herself despite her husband spending tens of thousands of pounds on fake tits and tummy tucks. 

Money can’t but beauty. 

Or dignity, humility or class either it seems! 

Take care. X

Post it (or similar pointed comment about chickens coming home to roost) on your timeline anyway Col - she'll see it one way or another...

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, Hand Shandy said:

Post it (or similar pointed comment about chickens coming home to roost) on your timeline anyway Col - she'll see it one way or another...

 

I'm really fucking tempted as I know it'll get back to her and the ex.

 

But I'd hate the idea of the ex thinking I gave a fuck about her. 

[Rico1304]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

Out with my mates at the pub last night, get a phone call at about 22:30 asking when I'm coming home. I've just got a fresh round in I say so maybe 30 minutes, she says don't worry I'm going to bed now. 

 

What was the purpose of this conversation? 

No point. 

 

Oh, you need milk. 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Unfortunately the cunt blocked

me a second before I could send her this...

 

 

 

 

Can hardly blame him though can you...

A wife who wants to interfere in other marriages instead of concentrating on staying faithful to a husband who worked his ass off and provided everything for his wife. 

Only she wasn’t grateful for that...she needed to cheat on him, with his brother! And sex text randoms online to try and feel better about herself despite her husband spending tens of thousands of pounds on fake tits and tummy tucks. 

Money can’t but beauty. 

Or dignity, humility or class either it seems! 

Take care. X

Get Stig to send it for you!

[lifetime fan]

How’s that hot water???

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

14 hours ago, Mook said:

My boss just now, "This is nonsical."

 

She meant 'nonsensical'.

Where you wearing a pair of ardja’s trabs when she said this?

[Paulie Dangerously]

22 hours ago, Remmie said:

Out with my mates at the pub last night, get a phone call at about 22:30 asking when I'm coming home. I've just got a fresh round in I say so maybe 30 minutes, she says don't worry I'm going to bed now. 

 

What was the purpose of this conversation? 

To remind you that although she said she was fine with you going out, she really wasn't. 

[A Red]

And that shag you wouldnt have got had you been there when she went to bed you definitely werent going to get when you got in.

[Fowlers God]

My ex always wanted to know why I couldn’t be responsible and come home with a kebab and come in for a shag like “normal” people at midnight and not stay out to ungodly hours. 

 

Reminding her that she could sleep with me whenever she wanted (but never did) and not just a ploy to get me to come home early never went down well. 

[Anny Road]

I got a big row today because i never did my Mrs homework for her.

She is going on a course next week and has to read the subject matter prior to attending and answer some questions and write a summary essay essentially to show she has read the notes.

This is how you learn I tell her.

No. Its easier if I do the essay and answer the questions then all she needs to do is read my notes. She is too busy apparently.

She has been out for her tea with pals and kids 3 times this week and this weekend is off to see some theater bullshit.

She will see her arse when she gets home because I am playing Red Dead redemption 2.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

My ex always wanted to know why I couldn’t be responsible and come home with a kebab and come in for a shag like “normal” people at midnight and not stay out to ungodly hours. 

 

Reminding her that she could sleep with me whenever she wanted (but never did) and not just a ploy to get me to come home early never went down well. 

Kebab > shag

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 hours ago, Anny Road said:

I got a big row today because i never did my Mrs homework for her.

She is going on a course next week and has to read the subject matter prior to attending and answer some questions and write a summary essay essentially to show she has read the notes.

This is how you learn I tell her.

No. Its easier if I do the essay and answer the questions then all she needs to do is read my notes. She is too busy apparently.

She has been out for her tea with pals and kids 3 times this week and this weekend is off to see some theater bullshit.

She will see her arse when she gets home because I am playing Red Dead redemption 2.

Ah fuck off Anny, yer a gamer, never felt so let down, yer big spod.

hard man bollocks.

[Anny Road]

2 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Ah fuck off Anny, yer a gamer, never felt so let down, yer big spod.

hard man bollocks.

I play for about 20 mins and then it gets thrown at the wall. 

The hard man is a myth mate. I’m nearly50 for fucks sake. I may have had my time 30 years ago but now I’d rather have a steak and a kip.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

15 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

I play for about 20 mins and then it gets thrown at the wall. 

The hard man is a myth mate. I’m nearly50 for fucks sake. I may have had my time 30 years ago but now I’d rather have a steak and a kip.

I’m bollocked so I don’t have t8me to reply properly right now, but finding out TLW’s very own jimmy fucking nail plays Nintendo, ah Christ, ye’ve Ruined me Friday night.

[Mook]

Pure Partridge stuff from my boss today, an IT boy was up from Newcastle to sort some stuff out in our office, she went downstairs to get him this morning & when the pair of them come into the office, she is in the middle of doing the worst Geordie accent I've ever heard. "My husband has a friend who is a Geordie so I can do all the accents.", this was met with complete silence from the bloke.

 

He came back in from his break with a can of Coke,

 

Her, "All your teeth will fall out drinking Coke."

Him, "What?"

Her, "That Coke will rot your teeth."

Him - silence

 

Can you believe her job title is 'Senior Relationship Manager'?

[Dr Nowt]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

Pure Partridge stuff from my boss today, an IT boy was up from Newcastle to sort some stuff out in our office, she went downstairs to get him this morning & when the pair of them come into the office, she is in the middle of doing the worst Geordie accent I've ever heard. "My husband has a friend who is a Geordie so I can do all the accents.", this was met with complete silence from the bloke.

 

He came back in from his break with a can of Coke,

 

Her, "All your teeth will fall out drinking Coke."

Him, "What?"

Her, "That Coke will rot your teeth."

Him - silence

 

Can you believe her job title is 'Senior Relationship Manager'?

My old man was from the North East, my Mum is from Devon.

 

Get her in company with his family or in fact anyone else from that part of the country and she is immediately all “Eeeeeeeeeh” and “Ya knooooooo” like she’s out of When the Boat Comes In, to the point they never look sure whether or not she’s taking the piss.

 

It used to make me climb the walls with discomfort when I felt somehow associated with the behaviour, but now I just sit back and grin like the huge cunt I am.

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

My old man was from the North East, my Mum is from Devon.

 

Get her in company with his family or in fact anyone else from that part of the country and she is immediately all “Eeeeeeeeeh” and “Ya knooooooo” like she’s out of When the Boat Comes In, to the point they never look sure whether or not she’s taking the piss.

 

It used to make me climb the walls with discomfort when I felt somehow associated with the behaviour, but now I just sit back and grin like the huge cunt I am.

I normally sit in the corner cringing like fuck but I handed my resignation in yesterday so had a wee chuckle to myself knowing that I'll only have to listen to it for another month.

[Dr Nowt]

8 minutes ago, Mook said:

I normally sit in the corner cringing like fuck but I handed my resignation in yesterday so had a wee chuckle to myself knowing that I'll only have to listen to it for another month.

One of the best feelings ever, handing in your resignation for a job you hate.

 

More to the point, handing it in when it means escaping a colleague or boss you can’t stand the sight or sound of.

 

Nice one.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Anny Road said:

I play for about 20 mins and then it gets thrown at the wall. 

The hard man is a myth mate. I’m nearly50 for fucks sake. I may have had my time 30 years ago but now I’d rather have a steak and a kip.

Glory Days!

[Dr Nowt]

The sheer smug I don’t need to tolerate your shit anymore glee reminds me of “It’s alright...our car’s arrived” during the tea shop scene in Withnail, when Monty arrives to pick them up.