Would you tak a gobble from any bird - no matter how ugly?

[thechap]

These filthy threads about sexy old hags (who I would all do - except for Cartland. Or Gates) got me thinking about how taking a gobble from a hag is easier than shagging her.

 

Which got me to thinking further. Is there no bird so ugly that you would refuse to take a gobble from her, bearing in mind that you can stand in front of her, close your eyes and tilt your head back (in case you were tempted to open your eyes)? If you were to adopt such a pose, does it matter how fugly she is?

 

EDIT: Shit. I forgot the poll...

[airbags]

She would have to be some sort of mutant; a hybrid creature of some sort for me to refuse and even then; I'd say I could be convinced if only for the comedy value.

[Liverpool lad]

Depends on the alcohol consumed really. Things seem like a good idea after an all day drinking session

[23_Carra_Gold]

I've never just 'gotten' a suck treat. Normally there has to be some work put in and even some 'lip-to-lip' action before fellatio occurs. I reckon I'd rather spend that effort on somebody with a bit more life in them.

[Unrighteous]

She would have to be some sort of mutant; a hybrid creature of some sort for me to refuse and even then; I'd say I could be convinced if only for the comedy value.

 

That's pretty much my answer. If an ugly bird stepped up and handed you money, you wouldn't decline, would you?

[Remmie]

One of the wonders of a good suck treat is the visuals, so to diminish it with a swampdonkey would be a shame. Therefore, I'm out. Though I have received from a rotter once before, I was smashed (still with it enough to get rid of the Johnny I had so I could get out of stabbing her front bum with my chopper)

[Guest]

Oh aye.

[Fowlers God]

I would like to say Know, but remembering now my past conquests, i think that they answer is completly 100% No.

[mattyq]

I have declined in the past. She was a big unit and i'm just not into that fattysex

[Xherdan]

Visuals are indeed important, so for that reason I am out too.

[dirty_sanchez]

I have declined in the past. She was a big unit and i'm just not into that fattysex

 

And you know what fatties do with sausages.

[mattyq]

And you know what fatties do with sausages.

 

Yup, they devour it.

I don't want my weiner to be devoured. It's the only one i've got and it's precious to me

[dirty_sanchez]

I'm sure it will grow back.

[Guest]

Visuals are indeed important, so for that reason I am out too.

 

Important, yes, but not essential.

[Scott_M]

Yeah, fuck it.

[Guest]

Having seen some of the hideous cretins riding really fit girls over the years, I'm starting to think it's actually us who are more picky than women.

[Jokerman]

You don't need to look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire ... or something like that.