The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Elite]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Sod off she’s unreal 

 

 

Yep. Definitely pure sex.

[No2]

I'm opening the milf tread before before fit birds that fly under the radar.

[stringvest]

On 06/10/2022 at 23:34, johnsusername said:

She's certainly got significant udders. 

and what do they think about it?

[Captain Willard]

Went on a 2 night ‘team building’ event. Drinking, eating and general mayhem until 2 both nights and the youngsters carrying on until 5 am. I was the oldest person there by nearly 20 years. Came home and went to bed at 9 and slept for a solid 12 hours. I’m too old for this stuff. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

This trumps yiz all. I’ve just found out in the Fishy Rishi thread  that Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually younger than me. Fuckity fuck.

[YorkshireRed]

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

[Kepler-186]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy birthday mate have a boss day 

[littletedwest]

Happy birthday pal

 

[Pete]

41 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy Birthday and congrats on the 20 years.  

As for thread topic, thinking you still have a lovely full head of hair, only to go to the barbers and for him to show you the back of your head and realise there's less hair than on a Sphinx cat. 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy birthday ! 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy birthday and anniversary el hombre solaire.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy birthday. Anything good planned?

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Happy birthday. Anything good planned?

A family meal later. Blinking working this afternoon. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

Happy Birthday Yorkie. Hope it's a good one. 

[sir roger]

Have a belting day YR

[Champ]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

I think this merits a thread of its own…

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I turn 50 today. I’ve also been with the wife 20 years today. 
 

Both of these things are a miracle, and I’m probably undeserving of both. 
 

I feel very old. 

So she only got with you because it was your birthday? 

[Remmie]

I'm the same age as the prime minister 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

So she only got with you because it was your birthday? 

Well that’s what I told her anyway. I didn’t really expect it to get beyond a pity snog at 1.50am the following morning. 
 

I’ve had to maintain the lie for 20 years. 

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I'm the same age as the prime minister 

Which one. It’s just changed again. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Which one. It’s just changed again. 

A mean age.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Which one. It’s just changed again. 

The lying, self serving, incompetent oaf. 

 

Hmmm. 

[TheBitch]

Been referred to in work as “one of the old hands”

 

Dunno why, I’ve only been here 23 years. 

[redinblack]

My eldest boy is 35 today.

 

Its flown by.

[Champ]

1 hour ago, redinblack said:

My eldest boy is 35 today.

 

Its flown by.

Weird when you’re only abound 39 yourself, hey?