licking the female browneye...

[Aaron Miller]

is it ok? i'm in a long term relationship, and i've done it several times accidentally on purpose, but only when it's freshly showered.

 

i would never want my ass licked though. that's where evil comes from.

[Spy Bee]

I think I would have quite liked my ass licked, back in the days before I had farmergiles to be self conscious of.

[Wig]

Done it, had it done. Loved it. (When pissed)

[Stu Monty]

is it ok? i'm in a long term relationship, and i've done it several times accidentally on purpose, but only when it's freshly showered.

 

i would never want my ass licked though. that's where evil comes from.

 

Why do you care what evil comes out of it? Surely the only issue for you is whether it feels good or not?

 

I didn't have you down as the considerate lover type Miller, even during your "love" phase.

[RJ Fan club]

If done in the moment it can be alright, but don't tell anyone I said so.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

wheres the poll ?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

it rules either way especially if your smashed, but any other form of anal intrusion on me does not/would not rule or be acceptable.

[Aaron Miller]

Why do you care what evil comes out of it? Surely the only issue for you is whether it feels good or not?

 

I didn't have you down as the considerate lover type Miller, even during your "love" phase.

 

my pleasure is her pleasure. but please don't confuse that with consideration. my reasoning is self-serving. i look at boning as an investment. whatever you put into it, you get back with interest.

[Aaron Miller]

wheres the poll ?

 

shove your poll up your crusty hermaphrodite vag, you poll-licker!

[Aaron Miller]

I've dabbled, and i use that term literally, like when you're trying to figure out if you like the taste of something, by putting your tongue against it for a few seconds. Can't say it was too pleasant.

 

freshly showered female anus is tasteless and odourless. much like carbon dioxide and radon.

[Stu Monty]

my pleasure is her pleasure. but please don't confuse that with consideration. my reasoning is self-serving. i look at boning as an investment. whatever you put into it, you get back with interest.

 

It is a sensible way of looking at things but from this I have to presume that you are not getting intimate with the kind of girls who would be up for that starfish action. Have you ever considered hooking up with Lynsay Lohan; I have a feeling she might have just what you are looking for?

[Aaron Miller]

I guess that depends on how imiginative you can be with the shower head and how far you're willing to poke your tongue.

 

off topic: your showerhead inspired me to replace the one in our bathroom at home.

 

the only downside is that tiff will not come out of the shower. i will have one installed in the guest bathroom in time for your visit. however, i must warn you the bath tub is crap.

[Aaron Miller]

Will you be installing any hot bitches? That, my friend, is what you need to worry about.

 

that is unnecessary. hot slamhounds grow on trees here, my broheim.

[Aaron Miller]

I will unleash wadds of Remmie like proportions, except not as good as Remmie

 

does huge nutsac = huge loads?

 

if so, how can i increase the size of my coinpurse?

[Aaron Miller]

Dude, I don't think Peter North's ballbags have anything on Remmie's and look at we he unleashes like four times a day. I wonder if Remmie shoots gargantuan loads to match his magnificent balls.

 

remmie?