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Name Scott

Age 40

Occupation NHS employee...slave

Hailing From Dingle, Liverpool

Living St Helens

Loving All Things LFC, Children, MTB, Wife...in that order

Hating Damn Season ticket waiting list

Currently Reading Childrens Christmas list.

Christmas Wish Alien invasion

At This Moment I Should Be Doing Work

 

Ace name.

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Name: Tim.

Age: 36.

Occupation: Account Manager - Telecom's.

Hailing From: Southport.

Living: Drogheda, Ireland.

Loving: Footy, playing the guitar, red wine, Lamb Chilli Masala, PG Wodehouse.

Hating: People who don't say thank you when you hold open a door for them.

Currently Reading: Summer Lightning, PG Wodehouse.

Christmas Wish: That everyone would try to do something for other people more often.

At This Moment I Should Be: Varnishing my doors, painting the kitchen and bathroom ceilings, giving the lawn a final cut..........

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Did everyone get what they wanted for christmas?

 

Real Red said he was struggling with illness, how did that go? I believe there was a promotion job interview amongst the first cvouple of pages as well? And did Gazelle avoid getting pregnant?

 

I most certainly did...

(god that was a dark time)

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You can turn the audible doppler tone up on some smaller mobile radars. It would just get on your tits tho'.

 

Is that similar to the kit used when performing a doppler carotid scan?

 

Sounds like the bastard child of a bee and a woodpecker playing a stylophone?

 

It would indeed get on your tits if it is.

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name: Stu

age: 31 but acting 20

occupation: DBA for a bank.

hailing from: Maghull

living in: Sheffield

loving: The fact that its nearly christmas and its not cold yet, playing table tennis in work

hating: Living in Sheffield, having a groin strain thats stopping me playing squash and footy, the fact im now getting ultamatums of my girlf to marry her.

Currently reading - Three men in a boat (on the recommendation of this forum - however, I now belive I have a tumor in my intestines after reading several medical journals.

christmas wish list: My two front teeth, a new groin.

 

Ho ho ho what a difference a year makes - im now playing around witha 25 year old teacher. Go me.

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Name: Phil

Age: 26 3/4

Occupation: Professional (ish) computer geek and part time motorbike racer

Living in: Chelmsford (Family from Warrington)

Loving: Rasberry and banana smoothies, Salma Hayek's rack.

Hating: The cold kicking in.

Currently reading: The Liverpool Way

Chrismas wish list: A Wii and a soapy titwank off Myleene Klass

 

I didn't get a Wii or a soapy titwank off Myleene Klass :whoops:

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Name Andy

Age 19

Occupation Student

Hailing From Wirral

Living Sheffield

Loving Liverpool FC, Getting back every couple weeks to have a night out in town and go the match, me dads paying to keep me season ticket going whilst im not earning :thumbup: , women with no morals, porn, alcohol, Liverpool FC, alcohol, Liverpool FC, alcohol

Currently Reading "UNDERSTANDING ORGANISATIONAL CONTEXT", Chapter 10 "The Competitive Business Environment" :sleep:

Christmas Wish still in with a chance for title as we move in to spring, a good "sex only" partner

At This Moment I Should Be Doing Work, buying food, masturbating

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Name Peter

Age 46

Occupation Self-employed scribbler and waffler

Hailing From Liverpool

Living London and Surrey

Loving reclaiming my sanity after my midlife crisis, enjoying my children's development, jousting with the tax man

Currently Reading I'm rereading Tony Hawks' (comedian not skateboarder) first three books. What a lovely gentle man he is.

Christmas Wish Another lucrative multi-book deal for the bird, Liverpool to be within 4 points of the top, and peace and goodwill to all men.

At This Moment I Should Be Doing Consolidating weekly reports from my profoundly ugly but talented and committed worker bees.

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Name Brian

Age 18

Occupation Still at School (Upper Sixth) work in Tescos (sue me) aswell a few hours a week for abit of cash.

Hailing From West Belfast

Living East Belfast

Loving The Wire at the minute on to season three (yes im behind everyone else) playing football for Rosario (top of the league) also golf (hcap 7)but its getting abit chilly for it these days.

Currently Reading The puzzle of ethics by Peter Vardy and Grosch

Christmas Wish Xbox probably need new football boots aswell, doubt the folks will buy me both though.

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Name Phil

Age 35

Occupation Firefighter

Hailing From Ormskirk

Living Kirkby

Loving Wife, LFC, Work, Family Guy, Salt and Chilli Chicken Wings

Hating Anything EFC related

Currently Reading SS: Hitlers Instrument of Terror - Gordon Williamson

Christmas Wish LFC to be a lot closer at the end of the season

At This Moment I Should Be Doing The Wife - "I'll be up in a minute darling"

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name: Ian

age: 26

occupation: Accountant

hailing from: Widnes

living in: Newcastle

loving: Lurking

hating: the prospect of putting the bin out in the pissing rain

currently reading: my recently updated student loan bill

 

The enigma fades...

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Is that similar to the kit used when performing a doppler carotid scan?

 

Sounds like the bastard child of a bee and a woodpecker playing a xylophone?

 

It would indeed get on your tits if it is.

 

If the xylophone is of a particularly high octave then yes.

 

Fuckin' doppler.

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Name:Andy

Age:25

Occupation:Nazi Germany

Hailing from:Kirkby

Living in:Aigburth

Loving:Good red wine, Good food and Boobies

Hating:Stupidity, not thinking before speaking

Currently reading:Tricks of the mind, Derren Brown

Christmas wish list:Scalextric

At this moment I should really be: Not laughing at England getting beat by Croatia

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name: Conor

age: 23

occupation: financial skivvy, funding a few years of travel and adventure

living in: Dublin

loving: skiving off work on tlw

hating: Shit telly, Getting out of bed when it's pitch black and freezing!

currently reading: Jack Kerouac, lonely traveller

christmas wish list: one way ticket to somewhere exciting and a bag of cash.

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