Coffee Creams

[Guest TK-421]

It seems you either love them or loathe them. Me, I wish they'd fuck right off. The things should carry a warning, I can't stand coffee and don't want any hiding in my choccies. They look like any other ordinary chocolate but lurking within is the devil's shit in fondant form.

 

Where do you stand on the coffee cream debate?

[Remmie]

They taste like shit and thats why they are always left in the tin/box. I reckon most people can identify them the best though so they know which chocolate to avoid

[Stouffer]

Taste and look like shit.

[Wig]

There are fucking horrible!

[Cath]

Hate anything coffee flavoured except er, coffee.

 

PS Turkish delight is worse

[Uncle_Meat]

I like 'em!

 

Auntie Meat does not, mind, so if shes unsure (Revels, for example) she nibbles the choccy off to test them out first, then hands them over.

 

I say hands, she can chuck one over from one end of the sofa to me on the other end, or even on the armchair, and I can catch it in my gob. Thats how much I like them.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I think the worlds finally caught on though Because theve been taken out of either roses or quality street, cant rememeber which. Oh an them poor excuse for biscuits Morning coffee can fuck off right back to shady acres aswell were they belong.

[Wig]

Oh an them poor excuse for biscuits Morning coffee can fuck off right back to shady acres aswell were they belong.

 

Are they them little pussie biscuits? The ones that fall apart as soon as you put them in the tea?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Are they them little pussie biscuits? The ones that fall apart as soon as you put them in the tea?

 

Yeah everything about them is weak, if it wasnt for rich tea, they would be the whipping boys of the biscuit world for sure.

[Wig]

Yeah everything about them is weak, if it wasnt for rich tea, they would be the whipping boys of the biscuit world for sure.

 

Bastards!

[Brodie]

Coffee belongs in coffee. It's shit elsewhere, including coffee-flavoured biscuits.

 

Its also shit in coffee! Keep it all away from me:thumbdown

[Guest TK-421]

At last, Brodie is on my side. Everything's going to be ok now.

[kopitegaz]

Hate anything coffee flavoured except er, coffee.

 

PS Turkish delight is worse

 

It is worse, but only just.

[plonky]

They are ok like but hardly "Mmmm yes, I can't get enough!". I abstain

[mattyq]

I like them, i have to admit.

Orange creams, on the other hand, are the food of beelzebub himself

[Stu Monty]

Yet further proof of the child touching q-miester.

 

Orange creams rule the school along with strawberry creams.

[chorlton]

Coffee Creams are horrible, the real issue is Biscuits Vs Crisps. Personally i prefer biccies.

[mattyq]

Strawberry creams are ace but orange creams taste like the congealed poo of a failed x factor wanabee

[The-Sir]

I love em but you hardly get em anymore.

[Paul]

Coffee and chocolate - a match made in heaven. I fucking love 'em.