Fantasy Footy.

[Guest attacking_play]

Shevchenko cost me an arm and a leg, but Stevie's gonna give him HEAPS of BALL. ;) and er ...obviously bang a goodly few in as well.

[Guest lukesut69]

does anybody here want me to finish bottom on purpose to spare you all from embaressment?

[thisisanfield]

does anybody here want me to finish bottom on purpose to spare you all from embaressment?

 

No.

[RoboRiise]

Well, I've finally stuck mine in just now.

 

I thought I'd better give you all a start :whistle:

 

 

 

 

OK, I forgot.

[Stu Monty]

I've given everyone a weeks headstart too by being lazy (had a good week with this team too). No point playing though. If Salte is in it he'll win it.

[dave u]

I'm presently in 106th position after today's games. Thankfully there are five or six people worse than me.

 

As Yazz and the plastic population once said, the only way is up!

[thisisanfield]

I'm presently in 106th position after today's games. Thankfully there are five or six people worse than me.

 

As Yazz and the plastic population once said, the only way is up!

 

You are currently bottom of the table on 16...the leader is on 77...

[kopitegaz]

You are currently bottom of the table on 16...the leader is on 77...

 

 

The shame of it all ;)

[Stu Monty]

I'm presently in 106th position after today's games. Thankfully there are five or six people worse than me.

 

As Yazz and the plastic population once said, the only way is up!

 

Unless you go down of course. Which you have.

[dave u]

Unless you go down of course. Which you have.

 

 

I hate you Monty. That did make me laugh however.

 

I got screwed this week. Rafa left out Crouch, Coleman has given Malbranque the cold shoulder, Chimbonda is in limbo, and my policy of not picking any mancs, chavs or blueshite - admirable though it is - is looking foolish.

[Stu Monty]

I hate you Monty. That did make me laugh however.

 

I got screwed this week. Rafa left out Crouch, Coleman has given Malbranque the cold shoulder, Chimbonda is in limbo, and my policy of not picking any mancs, chavs or blueshite - admirable though it is - is looking foolish.

 

So your policy of picking players who are in active wars with their managers and other players who don't play/are shit has backfired. Who'd have thought it eh?

 

If I'd have picked Rooney as my skipper I'd be top. Never mind.

[RedKnight]

Signed up and just realised I already had one. I picked the same name again, I really am predictable.

[dave u]

So your policy of picking players who are in active wars with their managers and other players who don't play/are shit has backfired. Who'd have thought it eh?

 

If I'd have picked Rooney as my skipper I'd be top. Never mind.

 

 

If Chimbonda ends up at Spurs and Malbranque goes to, say, Newcastle, my team is gonna rule.

 

And at least I have no mancs, chavs or blueshite in there. Couldn't have looked myself in the eye (you know what I mean) if I'd picked any of them.

[snez1]

If Chimbonda ends up at Spurs and Malbranque goes to, say, Newcastle, my team is gonna rule.

 

And at least I have no mancs, chavs or blueshite in there. Couldn't have looked myself in the eye (you know what I mean) if I'd picked any of them.

 

Yeah yeah yeah get the excuses in early, playing the morality card doesn't wash your teams shite :D

[Stu Monty]

If Chimbonda ends up at Spurs and Malbranque goes to, say, Newcastle, my team is gonna rule.

 

And at least I have no mancs, chavs or blueshite in there. Couldn't have looked myself in the eye (you know what I mean) if I'd picked any of them.

 

I wouldn't want to give too many tips to the opposition, or tell the gaffer how to pick his own team, but did you consider starting with players that weren't consigned to the reserves and then using one of your transfers that you get each week to bring in these players when they move to a club where they will play?

[kopitegaz]

I wouldn't want to give too many tips to the opposition, or tell the gaffer how to pick his own team, but did you consider starting with players that weren't consigned to the reserves and then using one of your transfers that you get each week to bring in these players when they move to a club where they will play?

 

 

but.. but... but.. Dave's got a blog to write, a Fanzine to produce, Tshirts to design, Monsieur LeClerc to impersonate, World to take over, etc. I think under the circumstances, he's doing a marvellous job propping the rest of us up. Long may it continue.. Viva La Usherlution!!!

[Kurt]

I hate this kind of leagues. You pick a team and forget all about it. I had Ashton as a striker. Had Lucas Neill in defence and Finnan at right back. Those three did really help me alot. And i havent got a clue how to change my team.

 

But at least im way ahead of TLW Guru Dave U with my monsterous 34 points.

[Paul]

If Chimbonda ends up at Spurs and Malbranque goes to, say, Newcastle, my team is gonna rule.

 

And at least I have no mancs, chavs or blueshite in there. Couldn't have looked myself in the eye (you know what I mean) if I'd picked any of them.

Pah! You think you've taken the moral high ground? I've got an entirely Red team entered in The Telegraph's fantasy league.

[kop]

Pah! You think you've taken the moral high ground? I've got an entirely Red team entered in The Telegraph's fantasy league.

 

In a competition like that, such a strategy it's more of a stupid high ground than a moral high ground though wouldn't you say?

[Paul]

In a competition like that, such a strategy it's more of a stupid high ground than a moral high ground though wouldn't you say?

Not if we go on a title winning run that includes loads of clean sheets.

[dave u]

but.. but... but.. Dave's got a blog to write, a Fanzine to produce, Tshirts to design, Monsieur LeClerc to impersonate, World to take over, etc. I think under the circumstances, he's doing a marvellous job propping the rest of us up. Long may it continue.. Viva La Usherlution!!!

 

 

I like you. You can stay. I'm just off to ban Monty, Paul, Kurt, Snez and the other dissidents.

[kopitegaz]

I like you. You can stay. I'm just off to ban Monty, Paul, Kurt, Snez and the other dissidents.

 

 

high praise indeed sir. Thank you. After 11 months, two tshirts, 3 mugs, every fanzine and now this. I feel like I belong now ;)

 

Any help with your dissident purge, just ask (is that like a Jedi Purge?)

:D

[snez1]

Just updated my team losing 4 points though :(.

 

That'll put me in 13th which ain't too shabby though i used that wild card thing to make about 7 transfers last week :D

[mickyc1973]

just joined been on hols in the land of fake ronaldo,but ill catch up and claim my prize

[LEF]

Just updated my team losing 4 points though :(.

 

That'll put me in 13th which ain't too shabby though i used that wild card thing to make about 7 transfers last week :D

 

Iv made a total of about 7 transfers so far that has cost me 20 points. In the long run that philosphy worked for my rival last season so im adopting it.