I wanna buy something..

[Stouffer]

...but I'm not sure what. The only criterea are

 

1)must be a bargain

 

2)something a bit gadgety

 

3)something the missus won't try and steal from me

 

Any suggestions!

[dirty_sanchez]

You could get one of them Real Doll things. They are gadgety and cheaper than the missus. That way you could ditch her and not have to worry about her nicking it.

 

http://www.realdoll.com/

 

PS: Not really safe for work.

[Stu Monty]

I have some magic beans that are half price. They are the 2006 gadgety variety.

[Stouffer]

I was thinking of getting one of those PDA things, problem is I don't really need one. And they make you look like a ponce.

[RedinSweden]

You could get one of them Real Doll things. They are gadgety and cheaper than the missus. That way you could ditch her and not have to worry about her nicking it.

 

http://www.realdoll.com/

 

PS: Not really safe for work.

 

that is just scary

[kop]

What about a bogbike? More suited for fivetimes I guess.

 

[bri]

Id quite a decent PDA with sat nav on it. Decent one is around £300. I couldnt give a toss what anyone else thought of me using it.

[Spy Bee]

that is just scary

I would.

[Guest TK-421]

Craig Bellamy? He's a bargain.

[El Rojo]

...but I'm not sure what. The only criterea are

 

1)must be a bargain

 

2)something a bit gadgety

 

3)something the missus won't try and steal from me

 

Any suggestions!

 

1. Get two tin cans (baked beans cans preferably, washed out, with top lids removed) and a length of string

 

2. Pierce the ends of the tin cans with a sharp object

 

3. Feed the ends of the string into the hole at the ends of the cans.

 

4. Tie knots in the string inside the cans so it can't be pulled out

 

5. Give one can to a pal and walk in the opposite direction as far as the string will allow you.

 

6. Place mouth of can to your ear and listen as your pal speaks. The sound will travel from your pal's can along the string to your can. You now have a communications device gadget.

[Stouffer]

1. Get two tin cans (baked beans cans preferably, washed out, with top lids removed) and a length of string

 

2. Pierce the ends of the tin cans with a sharp object

 

3. Feed the ends of the string into the hole at the ends of the cans.

 

4. Tie knots in the string inside the cans so it can't be pulled out

 

5. Give one can to a pal and walk in the opposite direction as far as the string will allow you.

 

6. Place mouth of can to your ear and listen as your pal speaks. The sound will travel from your pal's can along the string to your can. You now have a communications device gadget.

 

What megapixel camera has it got?

[Tom R]

I'm getting something called a "blueberry" or something with my new job. It's supposed to rule and a gadget of some variety. I'm already very pleased with it.

 

Get one of them. They sound good don't they!

[Tom R]

failing that, buy a book (which is a medievil gadget) called Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Funniest fucking book I've read in years.,

[captainharris]

failing that, buy a book (which is a medievil gadget) called Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Funniest fucking book I've read in years.,

I agree. Join Me was good too, but Yes Man rules!

[bri]

is that the book where if anyone asks him to do something he cant refuse.

[Spy Bee]

Craig Bellamy? He's a bargain.

With go go Gadget gob.

[RedinSweden]

failing that, buy a book (which is a medievil gadget) called Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Funniest fucking book I've read in years.,

 

good call on that one

[Stu Monty]

failing that, buy a book (which is a medievil gadget) called Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Funniest fucking book I've read in years.,

 

Have you read Join Me by the same chap?

[captainharris]

is that the book where if anyone asks him to do something he cant refuse.

It is indeed.

 

One of those books where you think 'just one more chapter' then 5 hours later you're still sitting on the bog with a numb arse and legs.

[Guest TK-421]

With go go Gadget gob.

 

I'm sure the wife could find a use for him too.

[aws]

I'm getting something called a "blueberry" or something with my new job. It's supposed to rule and a gadget of some variety. I'm already very pleased with it.

 

Get one of them. They sound good don't they!

 

Dumbass.It's a blackberry.

 

I dunno - you young'uns and technology....let me know if you want to know how to record on your video.

[captainharris]

Dumbass.It's a blackberry.

 

I dunno - you young'uns and technology....let me know if you want to know how to record on your video.

My what...?

[Tom R]

That Yes Man book is the hardest book on earth to put down. I only bought it on Monday and I only read in bed. I have about 20 pages left!

 

Last night I was reading til four in the morning! ON two occasions i turned the lamp off and tried to sleep but ended up turning the light back on and reading some more.

 

Quality.

 

not read Join Me yet, but guess what. I'm gonna go and buy it right now!

 

Are you Dave Gorman is as good as yes Man as well. That one made me do a little wee at times.

[Tom R]

Dumbass.It's a blackberry.

 

I dunno - you young'uns and technology....let me know if you want to know how to record on your video.

 

mate, that's nothing. Last night I told Mrs Tom that I was getting a Stawberry!

 

We live in crazy times. Electronic fuit stuffs! Whatever next!

[bri]

You could get a sheet of strawberries their lot more powerful than the black or blueberry.