Xpert 11 league started. Anyone interested?

[Stu Monty]

Pretty damn devastated. I need to be beating Mr Sweden if I'm going to keep in the title race.

[Owen]

Would this cat cheer you up?

 

 

I tried not to let it, but I couldn't help but smile!

[kopitegaz]

0-0 Alba's debut. Press conference reproduced in full:-

 

Stopped the Rot

"The losing streak is over", proclaimed a beaming Gary Bradburn after his side drew 0-0 with massive attack.

 

Unfortunately Robbie Fowler got injured but he knows my idea. He will work hard to get fit again, for sure.

 

Jessica Alba did well on her debut and put off quite a few of the opposition players due to her being so f***kin' gorgeous. However, some of my players were affected as well. Perhaps next week she will have to wear football boots instead of stilletto heeled knee length boots, Football shorts instead of hotpants, Football socks instead of fishnet stockings and a football top instead of a bra top.

 

 

At this point Senor Bradburn began drooling and babbling, and the press conference was brought to a close.

[RedinSweden]

Pretty damn devastated. I need to be beating Mr Sweden if I'm going to keep in the title race.

 

You must be shite if you cant beat me.

[sh#t waffle]

You must be shite if you cant beat me.

I concur. I beat you twice, and I'm not that good. I looked at your side yesterday RiS, and I can't for the life of me work out why you're at the bottom. The game seems random. Or else you are seriously tactically inept.

[The Chief]

I've just seen my nightmare team is govan athletic (thanks to a 5-1 defeat in the cup, among other shit results) and my favourite team to play is thommo's perm (due to never having lost to them and beating them 8-5 in the cup, is this a record score btw?)

[The-Sir]

does anyone want a quick friendly? Challenge me before 11 if you do.

[The-Sir]

meh.. nevermind

[cochcaer]

Woohoo, 4-0 away win, ron fc draw and Cuntegg lose.

[Owen]

Not particularly proud of myself for shithouse tactics, but Fink's first league defeat of the season! Hoorah! Got two players suspended for the next match now though. :$

 

Utonium - The Angry Dragons FC

3 (2 - 0) 2

 

Round 12 in Division 3

The Stephen Hawking Uberdome 2006-08-03 12:00

Referee: George Buske (S2, H9)

Match sponsor

 

1 1 - 0 Breakaway: Goal scorer was Simon Trent assisted by George Tant

6 Kurt Bird was booked

15 Joseph Cusack was booked

15 2 - 0 Freekick directly into the net: Goal scorer was Simon Trent

18 Jerry Brunton was booked

39 Max Horner was booked

41 Simon Trent was booked

58 Bobby Gayle was booked

74 2 - 1 Long range shot: Goal scorer was Terry Lynch assisted by Leo Simpkins

78 Sean Manwaring was booked

82 2 - 2 Penalty: Goal scorer was Joe Laws

84 3 - 2 Header from a cross: Goal scorer was Bobby Gayle assisted by Kurt Bird

 

Possession: 51 - 49 (51-49)

Chances: 7 - 9 (5-4)

 

Home - Man Of The Match - Away

Tyler Hinton Terry Lynch

[Stu Monty]

Anyone care to tell me the Govan result/scorers?

[Stouffer]

Beaten again, 3-1 by scouse revolution. Things are really starting to go tits up.

 

If I can't turn things around it's going to be sacking time for some of the boys.

[Stouffer]

Govan 4 Kuntz 0

 

16 1 - 0 Header from a cross: Goal scorer was Clive Daltry assisted by Martyn Baldry

24 2 - 0 Long range shot: Goal scorer was Clive Daltry assisted by Bruce McGleish

35 3 - 0 Set piece freekick: Goal scorer was Max Rawle assisted by Rick Boulding

54 4 - 0 Shot in the penalty area: Goal scorer was Bruce McGleish assisted by Jake Walton

64 Jaime Badger was booked

88 Richard Morrison in Kuntz FC was injured and was substituted by Tyler Bishop

 

Possession: 53 - 47 (50-50)

Chances: 7 - 6 (5-4)

 

Home - Man Of The Match - Away

Bruce McGleish Jaime Badger

[The-Sir]

I'm still right up Madstocks arse in the league... got a feeling its gunna go down to our game to decide it. One of me reliable defenders injured though which is a pain in the arse.

[Stu Monty]

Cheers NR. I rule once again.

[Stouffer]

Cheers NR. I rule once again.

 

Nice to see the old boys doing well.

 

By the way I think RIS has special admin cheat priveleges, and due to over abuse they have been revoked.

[RedKnight]

Where is RiS these days?

[Stouffer]

Where is RiS these days?

 

Didn't he get that new job at the mobile phone company. I think they took him on to paint the numbers on sim cards or something.

[El Rojo]

My masterstroke of building a squad of O+ blood type players and feeding them raw beef, figs and stoneless prunes is paying dividends. The Inglorious Bastards remain top of the pile.

[sh#t waffle]

Didn't he get that new job at the mobile phone company. I think they took him on to paint the numbers on sim cards or something.

I think you're right. Is obviously in the 'don't take the piss until you know you can' stage of the job. he'll be posting like Momo within a week..

[Fink]

Not particularly proud of myself for shithouse tactics, but Fink's first league defeat of the season! Hoorah! Got two players suspended for the next match now though. :$

 

 

<Shakes fist> :tease:

 

Well in matey.

[Stouffer]

I think you're right. Is obviously in the 'don't take the piss until you know you can' stage of the job. he'll be posting like IcanSeethroughyou within a week..

 

Maybe he's only allowed to browse using a mobile phone and he's still trying to type out a reply to a thread from weeks ago!

[cochcaer]

Only 6 goals conceded - reckon that must give me the best defence. (33 scored is non too shabby either)

[Owen]

<Shakes fist> :tease:

 

Well in matey.

 

*Enters Rashid mode*

 

Mercenary cunts. They can turn it on when there's a 250,000 econ win bonus on the line, can't they?

[Fink]

Hahaha classic