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[05 Milan]

 

Hola señor Usher, live long and prosper

[05 Milan]

 

- OK Josemi, you really need to shut up OK? It's the bloody CL-final FFS! No! Shut up! You're not coming on!

[Anubis]

"Look, here's all my pocket money.. ..just don't hit me.. ..PLEASE?!"

 

[05 Milan]

 

You can say what you want about Mourinho, but his punishment-regime totally rules

[05 Milan]

 

- Who told you to get off ze floor???

[aws]

 

Hola señor Usher, live long and prosper

 

Very good.No use for the mag unfortunately.

[Paul]

Don't fuck with my players, Allardyce; I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

[05 Milan]

Very good.No use for the mag unfortunately.

 

I have no interest in fame, fast cars and big money. I'm in this business to please my fellow forumites. Monty digs that scene though, lost in the bright lights of Manchester...

[RedKnight]

 

- OK Josemi, you really need to shut up OK? It's the bloody CL-final FFS! No! Shut up! You're not coming on!

 

Absolute class.

[Kopite]

How Rafa got his man: Benitéz does Whigfield to impress fellow Dane Agger.

 

"Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na - be my baby"

[Guest liverpoolsouth]

The stars feel nice tonight

[major]

There's the door Josemi! Don't let it hit your a*** on your way out

[Stu Monty]

 

Charton quietly questioned whether Ferguson's new signings were really the solution they needed.

 

 

 

 

 

Everton and Boro' display the total football they're famous for:

 

Moyes: *...Wonder what's on the telly tonight, a film would be decent...*

 

McClaren: *...The missus is right, the mahogany effect is definitely the one to go with...*

 

 

 

 

 

April 2005

 

Baros: "..but he keeps leaving me on the bench and it's driving me mad"

 

Dudek: "...You need to be more consistent like me mate. Tell you what I'm looking forward to next season, gotta love World Cup year!"

[Stu Monty]

Arsenal 7 - Middlesborough 0

 

 

"...What's that thing in the distance lads?...it keeps flashing past me and then we re-start; I can't work it out?"

[Guest Kaelin]

 

SWP in Boxer Short Theivery Scandal

[Guest Kaelin]

 

Maureen- "That was Crapo, No Twist in ze Dive Joey"

[bri]

 

Look dave if it was up to me you could stand outside the kop ALL day but it's that bastard over there who makes the rules

[BatChainPuller]

 

Look dave if it was up to me you could stand outside the kop ALL day but it's that bastard over there who makes the rules

 

 

Quality :D

[kopitegaz]

 

Look dave if it was up to me you could stand outside the kop ALL day but it's that bastard over there who makes the rules

 

 

Ha ha Love it :D

[kop]

Ohhh oh, the arab is comming back. I better look smug if I'm gonna get this Villa-job.

 

[bri]

 

gohead Nancy just stick it in a bit futher, oooooorrrrrrrrr yeah baby, YEAH BABY, THATS FUCKIN IT, YEAH CMON, HARDER

[Big Ig]

 

Owen's pace miraculously returns as Sven attempts to kiss and make up

[Big Ig]

 

One moment, Joe, my assistant seems to have inserted a large object up my special one.

[Big Ig]

 

Hadouken!

 

 

Sonic BOOM!

 

 

Crouchamania reaches India

[Stu Monty]

Rapid decline of United hits O'Shea hard

 

 

A broken man; he now spends his days foraging for nuts and shouting at strangers around the parks of Chorley.