Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Section_31]

"Manchester United World"

 

Fucking hell.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

There are times when I wonder if maybe Phil is actually the smart one, comparatively speaking.

[Jairzinho]

Gary seems to be going slightly mental.

[Pete]

Gary Neville is a knob. 

[Razoray]

On 14/10/2023 at 19:07, Ron B said:

I remember my heart sinking when Houllier made his moves for Bowyer and whoever that thug Aussie left-back was who went to West Ham instead. 

Lucas Neill, an Aussie right-back who could play on the left. He went on to play with Everton and his son Marcus is at the Liverpool academy. 

[Section_31]

46 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

There are times when I wonder if maybe Phil is actually the smart one, comparatively speaking.

 

Phil built his entire managerial career on being too ugly to distract female players. 

[Section_31]

Possibly a tad melodramatic. 

 

 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

"Manchester United World"

 

Fucking hell.

He's a man-child with a higher sense of entitlement than Verruca Salt.

[Elite]

"What's your biggest disappointment?"

 

"Manchester United World."

[Wezza]

[Reckoner]

41 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Possibly a tad melodramatic. 

 

 

Mo was on fire that day.

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Mo was on fire that day.

 

That's actually Simply Red.

[Mook]

'Welcome to Manchester United World where you can experience losing in Galatasaraay's first win on English soil, sing about disasters which happened before you were born with 70,000 other classless cunts, being horsed 5-0 by your most hated rivals & the eagerly awaited 'Rattle your own sister' interactive roleplay feature'.

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

That's actually Simply Red.

Either way, it’s a beautiful image

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Wezza said:

 

"Park's closed."

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 hour ago, deiseach said:

Gary Neville saw Sheriff Bart taking himself hostage in Blazing Saddles and thought it was part of a documentary:

 

The fucking world of politics hasn't got statesmanlike leadership where you gonna find one for your shitty PLC.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Create a Manchester United world!!! Disneh wurrrrl fer adults!

[KMD7]

52 minutes ago, Elite said:

"What's your biggest disappointment?"

 

"Manchester United World."

 

 

That is brilliant 

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Possibly a tad melodramatic. 

 

 

 

Still not as bad as what Dave wanted at 5-0.

[Section_31]

Manchester United World...

 

"Ladies and gentlemen this is the moment you've waited for.

 

It's almost as good as Tom Ross's tribute to Barrymore.

 

The Newton Heath scarves are selling out on the market stalls. The Qataris have left and it's a massive kick in the balls.

 

Oh when your owners and your players are shite! Gary Neville cries about it on Monday Night!

 

You think about seven-nil, you haven't forgotten still, he is the greatest Mo!"

 

 

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Possibly a tad melodramatic. 

 

 

And I thought they ‘died’ the day they dropped Football Club from the badge. 

[Section_31]

12 minutes ago, Pete said:

And I thought they ‘died’ the day they dropped Football Club from the badge. 

 

It's mental. "The day we didn't get bought out by an oil state that buries Indian builders under portacabins is the day our club died.'

[TD_LFC]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Apparently the Qataris would have bought them Kylian Mbappe, Eduardo Camavinga and Kingsley Coman.

 

They might have sneaked into the Europa Conference with those signings.

 

Like a Lib Dem Manifesto, promise the earth when you know there's no chance of having to deliver.

[Guest]

Manchester United World would be great. Take a ride down the Premier League table, pretend you’re Ole at the wheel and be entertained by the clowns in the stadium.

[TheHowieLama]

The Kick a Boot at Beckham attraction will be boss.