Fabinho

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Strontium said:

Congratulations to Fab and Rebeca for their impending arrival, little baby Israel.

 

 

Not that it matters but are they followers of the Judaism? Seems an unusual name for a Brazilian but I admittedly don’t know much about their country. Congrats to them both.

 

edit, apparently he’s an evangelical Christian. That’s him and Alison that are bonkers then.

[Scott_M]

7 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

apparently he’s an evangelical Christian. That’s him and Alison that are bonkers then.

Alisson is already prepping the recovery pool at Kirkby for the baptism.

[aRdja]

9 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Not that it matters but are they followers of the Judaism? Seems an unusual name for a Brazilian but I admittedly don’t know much about their country. Congrats to them both.

 

edit, apparently he’s an evangelical Christian. That’s him and Alison that are bonkers then.

Bobby too.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Assume she’s 12 weeks in, so 6 months to go. Falls in January. 
 

We can’t have him missing any games so she’ll need to keep him in there until mid-June. 

Can you find out the sex of the baby after 12 weeks? I thought it was later than that. 

[Scott_M]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can you find out the sex of the baby after 12 weeks? I thought it was later than that. 

You can in some clinics / tests.

[Kevin D]

5 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Not that it matters but are they followers of the Judaism? Seems an unusual name for a Brazilian but I admittedly don’t know much about their country. Congrats to them both.

 

edit, apparently he’s an evangelical Christian. That’s him and Alison that are bonkers then.

Wools.

[Elite]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can you find out the sex of the baby after 12 weeks? I thought it was later than that. 

Usually 20 weeks. Unless the baby has a massive cock.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

8 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Not that it matters but are they followers of the Judaism? Seems an unusual name for a Brazilian but I admittedly don’t know much about their country. Congrats to them both.

 

edit, apparently he’s an evangelical Christian. That’s him and Alison that are bonkers then.

There's a Brazilian called Fred. Not sure they're the best at names 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Usually 20 weeks. Unless the baby has a massive cock.

 

What if the baby's got a massive cock, but you've already settled on a girl's name like Alisson?

[the chimp]

35 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

What if the baby's got a massive cock, but you've already settled on a girl's name like Alisson?

Take it to the trans thread, Mal.

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

What if the baby's got a massive cock, but you've already settled on a girl's name like Alisson?

You continue it by naming the brother Muriel.

[Kevin D]

Same cycle every season, takes him a few games to get back up speed but he is the best in the business in his role. Can only think of Kante who is on his level.

[3 Stacks]

35 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Same cycle every season, takes him a few games to get back up speed but he is the best in the business in his role. Can only think of Kante who is on his level.

Kante doesn't even play his position

[Kevin D]

10 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Kante doesn't even play his position

Don’t consider Kante a holding midfielder, no?

[3 Stacks]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

Don’t consider Kante a holding midfielder, no?

Have you ever seen him play at the base of a 4-3-3? That's where Fabinho's played for 4 years.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's shit and ill tell you what I'll fuck kelly Brooke before he puts in a good performance again! Merk my werms!

[joe_fishfish]

If there's one player we should be using as a model for a new midfield signing it would be prime Kante. Would be perfect. Him and Fabinho in midfield, we could probably play James Milner as the other guy and still dominate basically everyone.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Never have I seen anyone drop off a fucking cliff so quickly. He went from good a to completely and utterly pathetic, clueless mess overnight.

 

At this stage the only 2 things that Fab has going for him are that he's a doppelganger for Ray Shoesmith and that his missus is drop dead gorgeous.

 

As a footballer he is finished.

 

Sell him before the rest of the world twig on; this cunt can't run or pass, he's fucking hopeless.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Never have I seen anyone drop off a fucking cliff so quickly. He went from good a to completely and utterly pathetic, clueless mess overnight.

 

At this stage the only 2 things that Fab has going for him are that he's a doppelganger for Ray Shoesmith and that his missus is drop dead gorgeous.

 

As a footballer he is finished.

 

Sell him before the rest of the world twig on; this cunt can't run or pass, he's fucking hopeless.

You what? He's far from finished and it looks like the break has done him good. I am not writing him off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just became a dad.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fabinhos-wife-announces-birth-baby-25869995#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16724984278997&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.liverpoolecho.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Ffootball-news%2Ffabinhos-wife-announces-birth-baby-25869995 

[Scott_M]

Hopefully he’s back for Brentford.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fabinhohoho

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Just became a dad.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fabinhos-wife-announces-birth-baby-25869995#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16724984278997&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.liverpoolecho.co.uk%2Fsport%2Ffootball%2Ffootball-news%2Ffabinhos-wife-announces-birth-baby-25869995 

Shame Klopp wasn't Alonso's manager!

[John102]

On 10/07/2022 at 21:35, Elite said:

Usually 20 weeks. Unless the baby has a massive cock.

 

Nah, I think my mum knew I was a boy around 12 weeks.

 

Edit - sorry, just read the rest of your comment.

[Mook]

On 30/12/2022 at 04:40, Carvalho Diablo said:

Never have I seen anyone drop off a fucking cliff so quickly. He went from good a to completely and utterly pathetic, clueless mess overnight.

 

At this stage the only 2 things that Fab has going for him are that he's a doppelganger for Ray Shoesmith and that his missus is drop dead gorgeous.

 

As a footballer he is finished.

 

Sell him before the rest of the world twig on; this cunt can't run or pass, he's fucking hopeless.

 

This was true but an odd time to post it as he's shown some signs of improvement the last two games. If he is coming back into some kind of form & we can bring another midfielder in during January, we might be in business.

 

Not that I would put any money on either happening.