Old School

[General Dryness]

 

 

Ha, obviously the point was about seeing kids playing footy with jumpers goalposts. You know, instead of staying indoors o facecunt and tinder playing call of duty and getting fat. I didn't expect to find a picture of Turdseye circa 1997.

Backwards man, the backwards man, plays footie backwards fast as you can.

[stringvest]

This is ancient school.  Seven pints, you had to open it with one of those metal tin openers that put tiny triangular holes in the top, and most of the contents would end up all over the floor and the walls like a beer bukkake before you could get a glass anywhere near it.  Twat cans.

 

[Tony Moanero]

Bought some Trios in the Sainsbury's. Is right.

I, too, bought some. Sadly the chocolate is nowhere near as thick as it used to be and the toffee to biscuit ratio is a a disgrace. Fuck off McVitie's, you mingebags. I wanted a Trio but I don't want one now.

 

Jacobs's > McShitty's

[Tony Moanero]

Tonka

 

Big Trak

 

Matchbox cars

 

M.A.S.K

 

Centurions

 

Free gifts in cereal boxes

 

Birds Eye Supermousse

 

Mint chocolate Angel Delight

 

Terry's Pyaramint

 

Milk Tray Man

 

Pepsi Challenge

 

Whizzer and Chips

 

Topper

 

Beezer

 

F**tball Picture Story Monthly

 

Geoff Capes

 

Access Credit Cards

 

The Krypton Factor

 

Dempsey and Makepeace

[stringvest]

fucking hell - Supermousse.  Imagine that still being available today after a herbal ingestion?  There would be rioting at the 24 hour Bejams if they ran out.

[Mendoza]

[Tony Moanero]

Rocky knocking Ivan Drago's head off and lashing it into the crowd.

[TheHowieLama]

[Evelyn Tentions]

Tonka

 

Big Trak

 

Matchbox cars

 

M.A.S.K

 

Centurions

 

Free gifts in cereal boxes

 

Birds Eye Supermousse

 

Mint chocolate Angel Delight

 

Terry's Pyaramint

 

Milk Tray Man

 

Pepsi Challenge

 

Whizzer and Chips

 

Topper

 

Beezer

 

F**tball Picture Story Monthly

 

Geoff Capes

 

Access Credit Cards

 

The Krypton Factor

 

Dempsey and Makepeace

Influenced the choice of breakfast in our house for years, some great toys, Weetabix (called Weetbix in Australia, made by different companies but look and taste the same) used to print cut and fold model trains on the back, way too complicated for this Airfix fan but my mates big brother assembled an amazing collection

> Not having seen them for over 50 years, a bit of research fond me the range of Weetabix goodies

 

http://www.cerealoffers.com/Weetabix_Ltd/Weetabix/weetabix.html

 

I might well be getting myself a few few hours nostalgia finding some old favorites!

[TheHowieLama]

Fifty, erm, plus...carry the one -- fuckin hell Aggers E is Stringvests cousin!!!

[Tony Moanero]

Soda Stream

 

Breville sandwich makers

 

Avocado bathroom suites

 

Bob Holness

 

Um Bongo

 

Alan Bradley

 

Ali Osman

 

Look-in

 

Secret Lemonade Drinker

 

Wurzel Gummidge

 

A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

[Alan Sex]

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[Tony Moanero]

I had a copy of Mayfair, featuring Maria Whittaker. Her bush was fucking massive. Massive but boss.

[Remmie]

Shell suits

Curly Wurly

Jossie's Giants

Knightrider

Hammer time

Parents letting you bunk off for the day so you could go to the science museum

[setreal]

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

. Ketamine

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Good work. I'm craving a Gold bar but you can only get them in a garage in Warrington, four for a pound.

Hunts cross Asda - I had 2 packs out of there January amongst the 10 kilo of shit English food that we brought back with us. Can't beat that sickly sweet, chemically enhanced yellow goodness.

[Section_31]

 

 

Jaz, one of my heroes. 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Fifty, erm, plus...carry the one -- fuckin hell Aggers E is Stringvests cousin!!!

Genuine old cunt.

 

A tiger in your tank

Give us a Guinness. And put a smile on it.

Looks good. Tastes good - and by golly it does you good.

Le Mans starts by the buses at Seacombe Ferry.

(For my younger readers, the bus station - basically a tarted up car park - had only a single exit so when the buses left en masse after the ferry had unloaded it was a race to get out)

Fucking millions of blokes coming out of Cammell Lairds in the afternoon when they opened the gates at knock off time. All on push bikes, flat cap, fag.

Watching the amazing advance in technolgy and watching the f**ty results come in with the camera fixed on the Teletext printer on Saturdays.

[KopOut]

Genuine old cunt.

 

A tiger in your tank

Give us a Guinness. And put a smile on it.

Looks good. Tastes good - and by golly it does you good.

Le Mans starts by the buses at Seacombe Ferry.

(For my younger readers, the bus station - basically a tarted up car park - had only a single exit so when the buses left en masse after the ferry had unloaded it was a race to get out)

Fucking millions of blokes coming out of Cammell Lairds in the afternoon when they opened the gates at knock off time. All on push bikes, flat cap, fag.

Watching the amazing advance in technolgy and watching the f**ty results come in with the camera fixed on the Teletext printer on Saturdays.

 

 

Thanks Bro. You jogged my memory.

 

That teleprinter always told me what sort of mood me Dad would be in when he got home after the match.

 

Followed by Dr Who at 6pm? If I'm not mistaken.

[KopOut]

[VladimirIlyich]

Good work. I'm craving a Gold bar but you can only get them in a garage in Warrington, four for a pound.

You can buy the in the Asda,Runcorn.

[VladimirIlyich]

Esso,World Cup coins.

[General Dryness]

I had a copy of Mayfair, featuring Maria Whittaker. Her bush was fucking massive. Massive but boss.

It was boss discovering bongo mags and finding that the birds you'd been getting frisky over with their tits out in the paper were getting their fannies out too.

 

Donna Ewin, Kirsten Imrie, Whittaker, Debbie Ashbee, Linda Lusardi etc. Had a good set of flaps did Lusardi.

[Section_31]

It was boss discovering bongo mags and finding that the birds you'd been getting frisky over with their tits out in the paper were getting their fannies out too.

 

Donna Ewin, Kirsten Imrie, Whittaker, Debbie Ashbee, Linda Lusardi etc. Had a good set of flaps did Lusardi.

 

Someone posted a Jo Guest thread on here a while back and I'd forgotten how photogenic her flaps were, outstanding.