Should the UK remain a member of the EU

[Strontium]

Just now, Captain Howdy said:

Johnson looks like he just doesn’t want to be there.

 

He's lost the dressing room.

[Trumo]

Dear Leavers,

 

It is people like this shower in the Commons that will be in charge of guiding your future and those of future generations if they get their way and the UK actually does pull out of the EU. Based on how shambolic it has been for over 3 years now, are you really sure your future will be in safe hands? You don't have to answer me now, just let me know what you think when we meet in the bread queue.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

15 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Johnson looks like he just doesn’t want to be there.

Fair to say he's had a bad day so far. He'll last about as long as a lingering smell of a fart. 

[clockspeed]

All started by Cameron in order to placate the ERG faction of the conservatives and fend of Farage's party at local elections  All about conservative party unity nothing more nothing less. Well Dave that worked out well. 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Starting to think the old bumbling buffoon thing wasn't an act.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

That new puppy is going to get a right kicking tonight. 

[Mudface]

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

That new puppy is going to get a right kicking tonight. 

 

His Girlfriend will be relieved. 

[Captain Howdy]

10 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Starting to think the old bumbling buffoon thing wasn't an act.

Same, I was always awaiting the devastating  Leuitenant Columboesque coup de grace. Not happening is it?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

15 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Starting to think the old bumbling buffoon thing wasn't an act.

 

It is of no surprise. Did you see him on programmes like 'Have I got News and The Last Leg' etc. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

This made me laugh...

 

Enter Madman. 

 

Brexit light,
Enter night,
Take my hand,
We're off to never-never land...

[Guest Pistonbroke]

You also have to laugh at Gove's speech. On talking about plans for a smooth Brexit and helping Business and certain individuals, 16 million here, 20 million here, another 60 million there......wow, small change when you you add up the absolute Billions they have spunked on vanity projects and bungs. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

You also have to laugh at Gove's speech. On talking about plans for a smooth Brexit and helping Business and certain individuals, 16 million here, 20 million here, another 60 million there......wow, small change when you you add up the absolute Billions they have spunked on vanity projects and bungs. 

That trio of Boris Johnson, Gove and Rees-Mogg is arguably the most Tory thing I have eve seen. None of them have ever checked the whoopsie section in Tesco Express for tea. Fucking twats I'd love to be left in a room with all 3. I would kill them within about a minute because of what they are about to do to this country. 

[Trumo]

Phillip Lee:

 

 

Quote

 

...it has been "quite remarkable the way in which this Number 10 operation is behaving".

 

There has been a "change of tone" and a "change of culture", he says.

 

"People are being bullied.

 

"Conservative members of Parliament who have strong beliefs in this particular area are told you are no longer a Conservative if you vote with your conscience this evening. It's just not acceptable."

 

 

Well obviously.

 

 

 

[Remmie]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That trio of Boris Johnson, Gove and Rees-Mogg is arguably the most Tory thing I have eve seen. None of them have ever checked the whoopsie section in Tesco Express for tea. Fucking twats I'd love to be left in a room with all 3. I would kill them within about a minute because of what they are about to do to this country. 

What in the name of little Jimmy Osmond does this mean? 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

What in the name of little Jimmy Osmond does this mean? 

 

You don’t know what a whoopsie is?

 

I got a tiger bread roll at 3:45 on Sunday for 11p. Fucking winner. 

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

What in the name of little Jimmy Osmond does this mean? 

 

That's where all the short-dated food gets sold at big discounts.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Remmie said:

What in the name of little Jimmy Osmond does this mean? 

Piss off Tarquin 

[Anubis]

48 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

That new puppy is going to get a right kicking tonight. 

Is ‘new puppy’ a nickname for Carrie Symonds?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

You don’t know what a whoopsie is?

 

I got a tiger bread roll at 3:45 on Sunday for 11p. Fucking winner. 

Or Tiger Roll on the 5:05 at Aintree 

[Trumo]

2 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

That's where all the short-dated food gets sold at big discounts.

 

I thought it was cat shit.

 

[Remmie]

Oh right, we call it the reduced section. Whoopsie sounds a bit carry on filmesque

[Jairzinho]

56 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Starting to think the old bumbling buffoon thing wasn't an act.

It isn't.

 

He's an idiot pretending to be intelligent pretending to be an idiot.

[Strontium]

Just now, Trumo said:

I thought it was cat shit.

 

It's Tesco ready meals, so quite often practically indistinguishable from faeces.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Remmie said:

Oh right, we call it the reduced section. Whoopsie sounds a bit carry on filmesque

It needed a better word to help stave off further depression.