Bring on your Manchester United....Sunday, 14 December 2014.

[billypilgrimnz]

We have Allen playing as the more attacking midfielder, and Gerrard hanging back. Whatever for?

[Guest davelfc]

Remember that game 'striker' I think it was, where you had a felt pitch and you pushed the players head down and he kicked the ball. That's mario that is. 

[J-V]

We have Allen playing as the more attacking midfielder, and Gerrard hanging back. Whatever for?

 

So we can watch Allen fluff some more gilt edge chances.

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm giving this 10 minutes and then switching over to the rugby.

Do it now

[billypilgrimnz]

At least Moreno has some fight in him.

[Section_31]

Always hilarious to hear the mancs singing about signing on and council houses, considering Manchester is the only city in history ever to be improved by a bomb.

[magicrat]

I'm giving this 10 minutes and then switching over to the rugby.

Save yourself 10 minutes of your life and do it now

These cunts will put it to bed very soon. We're just about done

[Frankenhooker]

We have Allen playing as the more attacking midfielder, and Gerrard hanging back. Whatever for?

The same reason we had Johnson as centre back with Toure on the bench.

[J-V]

Well done Moreno

[Boss]

What does Joe Allen do? he can't defend, he cant attack, he's about 5 foot tall. Fucking useless.

[Hand Shandy]

Always hilarious to hear the mancs singing about signing on and council houses, considering Manchester is the only city in history ever to be improved by a bomb.

Exactly my point...

[Innova]

I don't think that we will score even if any of our players have a 1 on 1 situation, that's how shit we are now.

[Fugitive]

Joe Allen's lack of strength is terrifying. I bet he's not allowed out if it's a bit windy.

[Hand Shandy]

Fuck this. Just start kicking them.

[JoeyJones65]

What does Joe Allen do? he can't defend, he cant attack, he's about 5 foot tall. Fucking useless.

 

Brendan thinks he's great. The Welsh Xavi.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Balotelli calling it in again.

 

He's like a big kid. Rolling round, shooting from impossible positions, giving away ridiculous free kicks.

 

Contributed fuck all.

 

Rooney needs booking, constantly hounding the ref.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's depressing, this United team are shite yet will more than likely get top 4.

[J-V]

What does Joe Allen do? he can't defend, he cant attack, he's about 5 foot tall. Fucking useless.

 

He does fuck all and has never done fuck all.  Absolute average player and people wonder why we're so shit with the like of this no mark and others in his ilk in and around the team.

[Jairzinho]

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[ratcatcher]

Nothing is going right for rodgers this season. I fear he may becoming a dead man walking. Off the fucking bar.

[J-V]

Fucking De Gea again.

[Hand Shandy]

Fucks sake. Ridiculous save by Dr Gea.

[Frankenhooker]

What a save, you whispy looking cunt. Effort Mario.

[billypilgrimnz]

Sterling has no left foot. He needs to play on the right for a little bit. 

[Anubis]

Here comes Markovic. With him and Carrick that's two half-transformed werewolves on the pitch.

 

And we miss another. Decent height for De Gea.