January Transfer Window 2015

[Major Tom]

We were going to name our cat 'Winston', back in the day. But ended up naming him 'Perkins'.

 

Essential trivia.

[Section_31]

Some rumours of a deadline day swoop for Winston Reid.

Who the fuck is Winston Reid? UKIP's colonial spokesman?

 

It's a sign of the times that I've got Liverpool transfer news and Wikipedia side by side on my favourites list these days.

[thompsonsnose]

They did a great job with my brother, will be forever grateful for that..

Your quite an unpleasant person arent you..

You've got that completely wrong mush. Was not slagging the hospital in any way.

Dont be in such a rush to take offence.

Im referring to Hodgson and his faint praise whilst on a visit.

Hope thats cleared things up.

[General Dryness]

Owl Faced Cunt I reckon...remember when the Hodge opined that Alder Hey was probably the second best children's hospital in the country?

 

Ahh it all becomes clear. The memories not what it used to be. Cheers fella.

[Kevin D]

Skinner: Listen to your mother, Lisa. I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye and swift hand. Oh, there's mother now, watching me. What's that mother? Well I have a right to be here, it's school business! Mother, that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

[Paco]

How's it going to end?

 

Will we sign anyone other than some teenager for the u18s?

 

Will anyone go other than the usual raft of deadline day loan outs?

 

Will lambert borini or balotelli not be here this time tomorrow?

 

Tune in after the superbowl for 20 hours of bullshit.

[Dr Nowt]

Deadline Day swoop for Riquelme.  Will fall through due to a puncture.

[Pidge]

This is the insight we come here for

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I know he hasn't been a success, and liking him as player is largely based on his personality, but I hope we don't end up just shunting Lambert towards some relegation threatened side on loan.

[Jairzinho]

I know he hasn't been a success, and liking him as player is largely based on his personality, but I hope we don't end up just shunting Lambert towards some relegation threatened side on loan.

 

Same.

 

However, I'd have no problem with us trying to land Balotelli on a comet.

[Anubis]

How's it going to end?

 

Will we sign anyone other than some teenager for the u18s?

 

Will anyone go other than the usual raft of deadline day loan outs?

 

Will lambert borini or balotelli not be here this time tomorrow?

 

Tune in after the superbowl for 20 hours of bullshit.

 

LFC Ladies got themselves a new Nigerian striker.

[Josef Svejk]

Deadline Day swoop for Riquelme.  Will fall through due to a puncture.

 

Or the fact that he retired last week.

[General Dryness]

Or the fact that he retired last week.

As if a minor detail like that would stop the Fresh Rinse of Bell(end) Ayre.

 

Riquelme. Imminent.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Deadline Day swoop for Riquelme. Will fall through due to a puncture.

Riquelme is inflatable? That's a disappointment. At least you let us down easily.

 

Way and, indeed, hey.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just seen Zidane and his lad getting off the train at Kirkdale walking up towards the ground.

[I Am The One Who Knocks]

Just seen Zidane and his lad getting off the train at Kirkdale walking up towards the ground.

 

Zidane's son is signing for Liverpool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This may or may not be true.

[an tha]

Ha! Paper talk linking us with Konoplyanka again.

 

Illarramendi as well in most of the gossip columns with Xabi Alonso supposedly being asked about him......

 

Deadline day, a pile of shite.

[Lee909]

I don't think that many eastern europeans footballers travel that well but on a free Konoplyanka would be worth trying to get. At worst you could sell him back to a rich Russian/Ukrainisn side in a year or so.

 

A Ukrainian international on a free,what could go wrong

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'd obviously take those two in a shot. We're not getting anybody though, quite clearly, so fuck it.

[aRdja]

United are linked with Hummels and De Bruyne. Most probably bullshit. Hopefully.

[RobbieOR]

None of the top sides will sign anybody today by the looks of it. Hopefully it finishes off Jim White.

[Josef Svejk]

I'd obviously take those two in a shot. We're not getting anybody though, quite clearly, so fuck it.

 

Unfortunately, this is correct.

[Anubis]

Ian's at home, having a sleep in.

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Just spat my tea everywhere reading this on the beeb.

 

 

Desmarkis: Just seen Robbie Keane outside the main strip in Deira, Dubai. They're a team he's been supporting since he was a boy...

[lifetime fan]

Mr Lancaster: Just seen Harry Redknapp at my local car wash. Looks like the range rover is set for a big day.