Phone App Ideas

[PestiRed]

I've signed up to a free 3 month course with Reading University to learn how to build phone apps. Not that i'm thinking of a career change or anything, it's just something free to do and learn something new

 

Been wondering what apps haven't been done yet. For some unknown reason I keep going down the 'Pub Guide' route in that you have an app that will let you know say the 10 nearest ale-houses, if they have sky, maybe even a 'fit barmaid' rating just to make it a bit more slapstick..... Probably been done but I can't find anything 

 

Anyone else ever thought of any or going to come up with some? If I finish the course and use one and it ends up being a success , i'll cut you in any profits.... 

 

 

EDIT: Not that it ever will 

I want a combination of this site liveonsat.com and pubs that have the various channels listed (note: this is not a "British-all pubs have Sky only" app but would work well in countries where there is not a communist-style Sky monopoly).

 

I also want an app that takes my dinner recipe and tells me where to buy the ingredients locally (clue: the answer is not a supermarket)

 

I want them available for Budapest in the next 2 weeks

 

Ta

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

icunt. You ask a person you suspect of being a cunt to talk into your phone or better still record them without their knowledge. Through traces in their voice and phrases used your App will decide if they are cunts or not.

[Alan Sex]

iSaville. Is she 15? 16? 17?

 

Take a quick snap and iSaville will tell you her real age!

[Fowlers God]

islag. Tells you whether you will get laid or not before spending shit loads of drinks on her and all tha jazz.

[VladimirIlyich]

An i-ron. Something no woman should ever be without when their fella has wrinkly clothes.

[stringvest]

Ijustshatmypants - not so much an app, more like packet of wet wipes with GPS and a clock.

[General Dryness]

iStig.

 

Dead simple, just a picture of you Stig. It asks "is this you?". You answer "yes", and it says "then you're a giant gland".

[Bjornebye]

iStig.

 

Dead simple, just a picture of you Stig. It asks "is this you?". You answer "yes", and it says "then you're a giant gland".

Hahahaha nice one ye friggin toe-nail

 

 

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