little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Trumo]

6 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Two weeks of lockdown and the Kiwis have turned into right wankers

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/09/sex-toy-sales-triple-during-new-zealands-coronavirus-lockdown

 

Mary Hid A Little Limb.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Mary Hid A Little Limb.

Wool. 

[General Dryness]

These puns are just baad. 

[Remmie]

You're all being controlled by the puns you fucking sheeple

[General Dryness]

People posting "The correct answer is, of course..." in poll threads, and then giving what is in their opinion the best option.

 

I'm aware it's meant humorously, but it's shit and it's getting overused, as we're seeing a preponderance of poll threads these days. Turn it in, pilgrims. 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Hey this is TLW the W stands for way. Our opinion is equal to any PHD. I'm sorry Professes Dawkins your years of studying evolutionary biology dont mean shit unless you can explain a pheasant with a squirrels head. Einstein don't make me fucking laugh lad he's never owned a pair of Trim Trabs or could even imagine the day you could reply to a message from a world leader on a computer and call him a fat cunt. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

Negged. I like soaps, you bastard. This Morning is shit, though.

[easytoslip]

7 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

This morning is not a programme I ever usually see, it's bad. They have some woman on showing clips of the soaps on this week. WHY?. People watch this shit everyday they know what's going on, they don't need teasers, this woman is talking about characters like real life dilemmas happening now and this is news. She gets paid for this shit I'm betting a good salary too. May aswell give clips of opening the kitchen cupboards "ooh if you remember rightly a jar of mint sauce was placed next to a bottle of brown sauce lets have a look at what's happened.... FUCKING HELL! They've shifted slightly someone has clearly used them, we will have to wait until Thursday to see how this pans out but here's a quick spoiler.

 

Fucking soaps same shit decade after decade. The best thing that could ever happen on TV would be a xenomorph lands in coronation street.

 

[easytoslip]

Just now, easytoslip said:

 

Thought I sent this before, but how do them soap expert cunts apply for such a job? and that cunt who gives the gossip from Hollywood, the cunt. 

[easytoslip]

Had to go out for stuff earlier, I fancied some Red Cabbage so I bought a jar, got it back for a gob full but there was nothing in it apart from red vinegar, Poundland cunts, though to be fair I'm glad it's been open. 

[sir roger]

6 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Thought I sent this before, but how do them soap expert cunts apply for such a job? and that cunt who gives the gossip from Hollywood, the cunt. 

The ugly bastard who used to do the showbiz shit on TV am turned up on something yesterday announced as an  executive editor of the S*n , whining about Prince Harry. Cunt.

[easytoslip]

37 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The ugly bastard who used to do the showbiz shit on TV am turned up on something yesterday announced as an  executive editor of the S*n , whining about Prince Harry. Cunt.

Twat

[Bobby Hundreds]

TV programming is shite.

[VladimirIlyich]

48 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

TV programming is shite.

I don't watch the telly anymore. A laptop and or tablet and the interweb is all anybody needs.

[Evelyn Tentions]

The new normal.

Be original. One of the years most over used phrases

[Bjornebye]

11 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

The new normal.

Be original. One of the years most over used phrases

"Living my best life" 

 

Type of think TK would come out with. The basic bitch. 

[Pureblood]

Wanker.

[Bjornebye]

Take a joke you fucking chip butty 

[Pureblood]

Fuck off, alpha male monkey motherfucker. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Fuck off, alpha male monkey motherfucker. 

Thats a bit fucking racist mate 

[Trumo]

Opening a packet of rice noodles without any of them flying everywhere. If you manage that, then you still have to navigate the task of separating them without any of them flying everywhere.

[Vincent Vega]

When you’re trying to watch something and everyone you know decides to start texting and WhatsApping you. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

When the word your typing on your phone is the last to come up on predictive text.

 

 

[redinblack62]

The total OTT-ness of business speak.

 

People arent looking forward to things, they are "super excited"

 

People dont just want to do their jobs to the best of their ability and get paid, they "have a passion for........"

 

People wont suggest you mail them or phone them up, you should "reach out"

 

Fuck Off the lot of you.