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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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When I met Stringy I though he had a fucking ageing disorder or something, I was expecting to see someone who looked like Uncle Albert from Only Fools & Horses after reading some of the posts about him on here. He's more like TLW's answer to George Clooney.

 

I would temper that comment by pointing out that I think George Clooney looks a bit like a bin man.

If you're saying that Stringy looks like a bin man then I'd be forced to agree

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Stringy's got more vim and vigour than most people I know.

 

Went out on the piss with him and he insisted on walking a couple of miles back to his hotel in the early hours, in drizzle. I wouldn't mind but I was thinking of getting a cab and we were leaving a bar on my road.

 

I'm not convinced he isn't a member of the undead.

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When I met Stringy I though he had a fucking ageing disorder or something, I was expecting to see someone who looked like Uncle Albert from Only Fools & Horses after reading some of the posts about him on here. He's more like TLW's answer to George Clooney.

 

I would temper that comment by pointing out that I think George Clooney looks a bit like a bin man.

 

haha!  fucking Mook.

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Visitors to the house - be it the postman, takeaway menu delivers, religious nutjobs, cold callers - coming through a closed gate and then not closing it behind them when they leave. Why would you do that? Leave people's property as you found it.

 

And people who stuff leaflets or menus through your door should do it properly. That means push it all the way though, not some half arsed attempt where it's hanging out of the front of the box.

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I've had to rearrange my drinking diary to avoid pubs where this shite will be on.

It's the air of superiority many rugby fans give off. Usually ignoring the fact there is countless amounts of cuntish thuggish behaviour on display every match.

 

I've tried to watch it. Its not me, I'll watch more or less anything, It's just shit

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It's the air of superiority many rugby fans give off. Usually ignoring the fact there is countless amounts of cuntish thuggish behaviour on display every match.

 

I've tried to watch it. Its not me, I'll watch more or less anything, It's just shit

 

It's like Wimbledon.  They come out of the woodwork a couple of times a year professing deep love and commitment to the cause.  Exactly the same sort that belt out the national anthem just too conspicuously and laugh at Sue Barker's anaemic bon mots.

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Rugby isn't a little thing for me, I spent my school years being forced to play it, getting bullied by rugby players & was called a 'Fitba poof' on numerous occasions by Bill McLaren at PE for having the temerity to turn up in my Liverpool jersey. It must be the only sport in the World where you get cheered for kicking the ball out.

 

Can't fucking stand it & if it comes on the the pub tonight I'm going home, it's one of the few things in life that turns me into a right nasty cunt.

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