The New Everton Manager

[mattyq]

It's fucking awful

I laughed my tits off when i saw it

[RedBrian84]

Looks like a fucking gnome hat

[Pidge]

Code blue

 

Any excuse.

 

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[MajesticSuarez]

Moyes once called Everton ''The peoples club''. When they wore their awful pink kit, it was more like the ''Village peoples club''.

[Anubis]

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

[MajesticSuarez]

 

Nah I don't think Moyes will be controlling Howard Webb, he may be a shit manager, but unlike Fergie, he's not homosexual. Ferguson has been bumholed by 15 referees and like Bobby Charlton has given head to politicians.

[MLB]

They've got no money, they're probably going to struggle to make mid-table next season and they are all going mental over a badge. #evertonarerntwe

[mattyq]

Everton fans weird

[Chocoholic]

All this badge redesign business has been a masterstroke by Bill. Their manager has colluded in a longstanding plan that's seen him buggered off to the mancs, leaving them without a penny compensation. He's likely to take some of their best players with him. They've got no money, although, sales of said players will offer some chance to repay some debt. They appear to be about to appoint "My manager, Robertoooo" who's managed to finally get Wigan relegated after numerous attempts... and amidst all this, the easily misled 'people' are squabbling over a bloody badge!

 

Nice work, Bill!

[halewood pete]

Whelan has just accepted Martinez resignation

[Chocoholic]

Martinez just got a new name... My ex-manager, Robertoooo

[fowler9]

aside from Laudrup and the Porto fella who I don't think were ever real possibilities I do think Martinez is the best of the contenders for the Everton job, think most people would struggle to do what Moyes has done consistently (I think Moyes is hugely overrated and will be a disaster at Scum but did a good job with Everton whilst reaching his ceiling there) but if Martinez can maintain there strength and unity as well as then getting even more out of the likes of Mirallas etc with his approach to better football, it could work out well for them so I hope he doesn't go there really but it will be interesting to see how it works out

[kalasoma]

With the potential exodus of players from Everton to Man Utd (or simply retiring), Martinez looks best equipped to manage a team with little resources - the New Wigan.

[fowler9]

With the potential exodus of players from Everton to Man Utd (or simply retiring), Martinez looks best equipped to manage a team with little resources - the New Wigan.

 

I'm not sure there will be many departures to be honest, Neville is no loss as a footballer although they might miss his influence and experience, Fellaini whilst he is hugely important for Everton I can't see him really playing such an important role at a better side and Baines whilst excellent going forward is very average defensively (people seem not to pick up on this) and will anyone pay what they want for him when he is going to be 29 in december and they don't really have anyone else who'd be able to go on to be important players at bigger clubs, maybe Mirallas but he doesn't seem to be linked anywhere

 

I'd be much happier with the rest of the dross getting linked with the job as opposed to Martinez who I rate and stuck up for him when people were kicking off when it looked like he was coming here last summer, hope I'm wrong about him if he does get the job!

[Fugitive]

Whelan has just said this about Kenwright....

 

Whelan added: "One thing Everton have got is Bill Kenwright, who is one honest guy. I would trust him implicitly and if I was Roberto, I would listen very carefully to what they have to say."

 

Hahaha

[gkmacca]

Whelan also said of Everton: "They've got a great fan base - even bigger than Wigan's". Coo, impressive!

[Cardie]

Shame, I liked Martinez.

 

Although I would piss myself if Everton couldn't afford the 2 million.

[WaltonRed]

Its clearly done for him to quit 'to speak to them'

 

I hate the way footballs blags its dead honest and truthful.

 

He will of been tapped up the night Bill knew Moyes was off

[Dr Nowt]

Wonder if the £24M they get off United for big bird will pay for McCarthy and McManaman.

 

But then, even if he does manage to take a few players already schooled in his methods, given how long it took a Dalglish side already used to pass and move football to become comfortable with the change in the way Rodgers wanted them to play, it promises to be hilarious watching Moyes' 10-1 formation of launch it long and fight for it with your elbows acclimatise to Martinez's wishes.

 

Should be as easy as training a giraffe to ice skate.

[jamespp]

Martinez at Wigan

Lost 9-1 to Spurs

8-0 & 6-0 to Chelsea

Lost 5-0 to Man Utd 3 times & 4-0 3 times

Lost 4-0 to Blackpool, Bolton & Portsmouth

Lost 4-0 to Arsenal twice & 4-0 to us once

and that's just 4 goal beatings, he plays 'good football' though

[fowler9]

Lost 5-0 to Man Utd 3 times & 4-0 3 times

 

I rate him for keeping Wigan up (til this year) in a job what will have been harder every year with best players being picked off and replaced on the cheap but that stat there is quite shameful for him

[TheBitch]

Lost 5-0 to Man Utd 3 times & 4-0 3 times

 

 

I rate him for keeping Wigan up (til this year) in a job what will have been harder every year with best players being picked off and replaced on the cheap but that stat there is quite shameful for him

 

Let's be honest. He won't be losing by these score lines to United again in the near future will he.

[navbasi]

Has Martinez failed his medical yet?

[Code]

Martinez is fuckin shite, I can see the shite getting relegated under him.