Do you personalise your desk at work?

[lifetime fan]

 

What you Call that then ?

 

 

a beer mat you fucking weirdo.

[Fowlers God]

a beer mat you fucking weirdo.

Point made for me

[Creator Supreme]

One picture of your kid is enough surely, you're at work !!! are you gonna forget what the bastards look like.

No, but I like having pictures of my kids up

[Champ]

Point made for me

Fair point well made

[TheBitch]

I have a work bench. Grrrrrrr.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

No, but I like having pictures of my kids up

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

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[Pureblood]

Mobile Desk-surface Protection Unit

 

MDPU

 

Catcher under-neath tea.

[Creator Supreme]

Arf!

[Carvalho Diablo]

What you Call that then ?

Red Nick was lynched for less.

[sir roger]

I brought in my own mouse mat because the work one was the depth of a piece of sliced ham & felt dirty doing that.

[Fowlers God]

I brought in my own mouse mat because the work one was the depth of a piece of sliced ham & felt dirty doing that.

Sure that you didn't bring in a mouse coaster you fucking weirdo.

[Remmie]

I'm struggling to masturbate to this epic coaster/tea matt debate.

[Bjornebye]

Apart from a framed picture of the pope no.

[Anubis]

Clear desk policies are for companies that don't wish to be reminded that their employees are fucking everything up.

[setreal]

My bosses wife who does the accounting has the worstest messy desk you will ever see.

[stringvest]

I was never given a desk *sob*

[Section_31]

My desk is always a mess, on one of my old desks I had some bits of shit I'd picked up from the local car boot sale which included a Tie Fighter pilot figure, a German STUKA and a German Afrika Korps metal figurine, other than that I just had a cup for my brews and a power/hand grip (one of those things you squeeze).

 

I genuinely pity people who get too worked up about their desks, they can't have a lot going on. I used to work evenings at the water board and we'd share it with the day person (it was 'their' desk really). Some woman apparently went apeshit to my manager because I'd moved the cardboard callander from the left side of her monitor to the right (I'd obviously just been reading it while I was on the phone to a customer and put it down again without thinking, besides which who cares). 

 

Shit like that used to genuinely sap my soul and make me worry a lot about where my life would end up. 

[G Richards]

I keep a tidy desk. I'm not very sentimental with work space, but Mrs G puts a couple of pictures in frames of her and the kids, which is nice.

[cloggypop]

I call mine Dave.