Have a rant thread

[Section_31]

Compo chasing wankers. Just reading on the BBC about Xbox and Playstation online services being hacked resulting in bit of disruption. Cue some slag from Essex going on about how her kid is in taers and hasn't stopped crying all day and it's the worst Christmas ever and that Microsoft should compensate them.

 

Now I'm all for sticking it to the corporates but seriously if young Jaycenn has had a crappy Christmas just because he cant play a bit of call of duty then you as parents are at fault. Fucking dullards.

 

To be honest I agree with that, you pay for Xbox Live don't you? So if it's not working then that's on them, I wouldn't say compo as such but you should get something by way of apology.

 

Looks like hackers this bollocks, Sony seriously need to invest in some IT experts who didn't go to John Moores University.

[dennis tooth]

A white hole? So what is it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Compo chasing wankers. Just reading on the BBC about Xbox and Playstation online services being hacked resulting in bit of disruption. Cue some slag from Essex going on about how her kid is in taers and hasn't stopped crying all day and it's the worst Christmas ever and that Microsoft should compensate them.

 

Now I'm all for sticking it to the corporates but seriously if young Jaycenn has had a crappy Christmas just because he cant play a bit of call of duty then you as parents are at fault. Fucking dullards.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Should have seen it when United Utlities let their pipe burst at the top of my road and it flooded the street.

 

Scalls who've never worked a day in their life instantly graduated to specialist claims lawyers overnight. All seemed to be on a mission to screw as much out of them as possible and turned into greedy bastards.

 

Two women screeched at the area manager who set up a meeting at a local community hall saying "you've ruuuuiiinnneedd our liiivvveeeees". Because they had to move into a hotel for a few weeks while the local housing trust came and fitted a brand new kitchen and living room for them. The way they acted you would think they came round and slaughtered their entire family.

[dennis tooth]

Should have seen it when United Utlities let their pipe burst at the top of my road and it flooded the street.

 

Scalls who've never worked a day in their life instantly graduated to specialist claims lawyers overnight. All seemed to be on a mission to screw as much out of them as possible and turned into greedy bastards.

 

Two women screeched at the area manager who set up a meeting at a local community hall saying "you've ruuuuiiinnneedd our liiivvveeeees". Because they had to move into a hotel for a few weeks while the local housing trust came and fitted a brand new kitchen and living room for them. The way they acted you would think they came round and slaughtered their entire family.

Who's side you on, fuck united utilities and fuck postin on a forum to cry about them when they make billions tax free off charging people for water on an island on the back of a network of pipes and reservoirs built with public taxes. Fuck that shit raaa off kid

[Harry Squatter]

Not on their side Dennis. The majority of working people in my road just wanted replacement items and any inconvenience payments. The lazy Scallies who never work decided it was a free for all and looked at you if you were stupid if you weren't blatantly taking the piss and claiming for all kinds which you had no entitlement to.

[Bjornebye]

Reminds me of hearing about a bus crashing in Prescot, nothing major just a bump into a van in-front. Someone ran in one of the pubs to say it had happened and fucking loads of them went up there and put put claims in for whiplash despite being in the pub spending all their dole when it happened. Funny though. 

[Rico1304]

Reminds me of hearing about a bus crashing in Prescot, nothing major just a bump into a van in-front. Someone ran in one of the pubs to say it had happened and fucking loads of them went up there and put put claims in for whiplash despite being in the pub spending all their dole when it happened. Funny though.

 

There's a roundabout near us that had something like 2000 times the national average of accidents. Turns out scallies were causing crashes and then sending their cars to dodgy garages who inflated the damage and hire car costs. Ironically it's right opposite the AA.

[Harry Squatter]

Reminds me of hearing about a bus crashing in Prescot, nothing major just a bump into a van in-front. Someone ran in one of the pubs to say it had happened and fucking loads of them went up there and put put claims in for whiplash despite being in the pub spending all their dole when it happened. Funny though.

 

I think they put cameras on buses to stop this type of behaviour rather than for use in court when people get stabbed or battered by some pisshead or crank.

[Trumo]

I hate going shopping at the best of times but it's worse when the sales are on, as every fuckwit in town homes in anything remotely resembling a retain outlet and just demonstrates his/her feral and lacking-in-awareness general nature. And just how many people these days sport quim trims, 'infinity' scarves and skinny jeans merely to look like a reality TV show reject? Still, I did manage to buy a coat for £30 - precise the sort of coat I can guaran-damn-tee none of these fucktards wear.

[JagSquared]

There's a roundabout near us that had something like 2000 times the national average of accidents. Turns out scallies were causing crashes and then sending their cars to dodgy garages who inflated the damage and hire car costs. Ironically it's right opposite the AA.

The big AA call centre on the Wolverhampton road in Birmingham (well oldbury) or are talking about another one?

[Bjornebye]

fuck off

[Bjornebye]

Cunts who don't share gossip. or pretend to know it, then say they don't. cunts. 

[Bjornebye]

Men who says "lol" "lolz" "lulz"

[stringvest]

Wouldn't dare say any of that shite on here - right cunts trick

[Rico1304]

The big AA call centre on the Wolverhampton road in Birmingham (well oldbury) or are talking about another one?

The one in Cheadle off Roscoe's roundabout.

[Guest davelfc]

I hate going shopping at the best of times but it's worse when the sales are on, as every fuckwit in town homes in anything remotely resembling a retain outlet and just demonstrates his/her feral and lacking-in-awareness general nature. And just how many people these days sport quim trims, 'infinity' scarves and skinny jeans merely to look like a reality TV show reject? Still, I did manage to buy a coat for £30 - precise the sort of coat I can guaran-damn-tee none of these fucktards wear.

 

I wore my coat, with golden lining

Bright colours shining, wonderful and new

And in the east, the dawn was breaking

And the world was waking

Any dream will do

[Melchett]

When nobody notices or compliments me on my shiney new Trimm Trabs, fuckin' Fazakerley philistines. Whats the point of shelling out £90 on a pair of webs only for them to be ignored!

 

 

Precious, moi?

[Section_31]

celebrity chefs. Watching that Saturday kitchen bollocks and one is on talking about his new restaurants. 'One opens in Dubai then we're opening another in Knightsbridge'. They're always in up and coming uber wealthy places too as it's become a byword for avarice.

 

In Europe good food is for all, but here if you're not wealthy and/or famous then posh nosh is 'not for you, don't embarass yourself'.

 

It's like the fashion industry. They're the two most arrogant professions we have yet, conversely, the two least important. There's engineers and quantum physicists and doctors out there actually saving lives and defining the universe, yet they're all looked down upon by people who hem pants or try and develop a fifth different way to combine fennel with raspberries.

 

Fuck, off.

[Chairman Meow]

I really dislike that James Martin bloke, he did some show when he bought a car to do a Historic event in Italy.

 

Treat his gf/wife like a piece of shit in it and took the piss about the woman who did the event with him even though she clearly had more clue than he did and was already an established racer, then he fucked the engine and started slagging off the guy who built it despite the fact he's just taken a freshly rebuilt precision engine and not run it in properly. We have a phrase in motorsport of all the gear no idea which sums him up perfectly. Just came across as an arrogant, know it all prick (he'd probably fit right in on here) who thought because he's got cash he's better than everyone else. 

 

He's a genuinely nasty piece of work but somehow managed to not get spotted when he's doing the cookery shit.

 

In fact most of them seem to be, I don't get the Ramsey thing, his talent appears to be that he is capable of being a massive cunt while knocking up some chips at the same time. If he spoke to me like he does people on the telly I'd batter the red faced twat. 

[Trumo]

In fact most of them seem to be, I don't get the Ramsey thing, his talent appears to be that he is capable of being a massive cunt while knocking up some chips at the same time. If he spoke to me like he does people on the telly I'd batter the red faced twat. 

 

To go with the chips?

[Section_31]

Totally agree with you about Ramsay, he's a despicable cunt.

 

I resent the way food and wine in this country is used as a symbol of snobbery and status. It's pathetic and I don't think you get that anywhere else in Europe.

 

The fact Jamie Oliver made a career out of being seen as accessible says it all, when he's the biggest Tory cunt going. 'Feed your family of ten for a fiver', why don't you go and bury your head in a risotto instead, you tedious VW Camper van cunt.

[Chairman Meow]

To go with the chips?

 

I knew someone would pick up on that one even as I typed it. 

 

Totally agree with you about Ramsay, he's a despicable cunt.

 

I resent the way food and wine in this country is used as a symbol of snobbery and status. It's pathetic and I don't think you get that anywhere else in Europe.

 

The fact Jamie Oliver made a career out of being seen as accessible says it all, when he's the biggest Tory cunt going. 'Feed your family of ten for a fiver', why don't you go and bury your head in a risotto instead, you tedious VW Camper van cunt.

 

Repped for tedious VW Camper van cunt, nicely done.

[Section_31]

I've been eating out regularly in Liverpool for about 15 years and can count on one hand how many good meals and service I've had, no exceptional meals to be sure. The whole industry is all my arse.

[Creator Supreme]

The blood transfusion service, they can fuck off in future!!