Have a rant thread

[General Dryness]

He was photo bombing the golden globes the other day, even when he does a voiceover it's a Susanna Reid frig fest. And he's never going to best Ricardo Montalban as Khan, not in a million years, he's just a slightly malevolent James Blunt.

 

"It has been widely debated that Ricardo Montalban's chest was actually a prosthetic piece that he wore during the film. In the director's commentary in the special edition DVD, Nicholas Meyer is quoted as saying that it was, in fact, Montalban's actual chest and that he was a very muscular man who worked out. During publicity for the movie, during an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962), Montalban explained that he was able to achieve the look seen in the film by doing push-ups. "A lot of push-ups." "

 

And he was 60 when he played Khan in that film. Beat that, Cumberbund.

[cochyn]

6 Music’s Mary Anne Hobbs

 

Now, I’m sure she’s a lovely woman whose kind to her family and all that. However. I cannot fucking stand her schtick as a DJ: Specifically, her Brian Cox-esque fawning, obsequious gibberish spouted about the most banal fucking things. It’s like she’s constantly channelling the bird from The Orb’s ‘Little Fluffy Couds’ all the fucking time:  ” Ohhh, I remember the ickle-ickle green LEDs you’d have on 1980’s Pioneer CD players – They were magical really, like a gateway ready to transport you into a whole otherworldly dimension of consuming JOY and musical TOGETHERNESSSS…..now for some Salt n’Pepa”.

 

Pipe the fuck down love. No-one’s buying your ‘love’ for everything musical – you’ve clearly been instructed by your producer to “Give it some Coxy, yeah”?  in order to separate you from all the other superannuated luvvie DJ’s on BBC radio. Oh, what’s that? Your ex-husband Guy Garvey has a show on 6music as well? Well blow me down with a feather! Look, we get that you love music, but for god’s sake Just talk like a normal person and not like you’ve had your tea spiked with some industrial-grade psilocybin and your biscuits are made of MDMA.

 

Thanks!

[stringvest]

She's as annoying as that whiny pair of frauds Whiley and Lamacq

[Paulie Dangerously]

"What are you reading?"

 

Why don't you mind your own fucking business you nosey cunt?

[lifetime fan]

"What are you reading?"

 

Why don't you mind your own fucking business you nosey cunt?

 

Trouble at home still Paulie?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Trouble at home still Paulie?

Ha lonely if I spoke to lady dangerously like that I've no doubt she'd knock my bollocks off! I have always read a lot and only get the chance in work due to the Babby so really resent people interrupting me. Especially to just ask me what it is in reading

[Bjornebye]

Surely they can see what you are reading by looking at the front of the book?

 

If it was a copy of Readers Wives i'm sure no cunt would ask.

 

people are cunts mate its a fucking horrible world we live in.

[Furmedge]

Drivers who flash their lights at you when you've indicated to go into their lane on the motorway. I'm not talking like there's a traffic jam and you're looking to switch lanes, this is when you're around 200m in front and if you flash your lights or not, I'm taking that space. Fucking lorries do it all the time including this morning when he kept his full beam on for around 5 seconds. Could see spots in my eyes for around 2 minutes. Get to fuck, that's my space now boy and I'm taking it!

[Section_31]

The way the news exagerates absolutely everything these days. Apparently it's windy today. Not that Britain is used to wind or, that's its weather has been considered grim for so long that Roman troops considered being posted here a bum gig, no, apparently windy weather is deserving of not one but three reporters being sent to random promenades in their waterproofs to show us just how windy it is.

 

Not only that, but the news is now given to inventing terms for weather. Sub hurricane (high winds) weatherbomb (unseasonal high winds) and this morning's latest one 'thunder snow!' (when it snows and thunders instead of rains and thunders).

 

Thunder, thunder, THUNDER SNOW! Hoooooooooooooooo!

 

Fuck off.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The way the news exagerates absolutely everything these days. Apparently it's windy today. Not that Britain is used to wind or, that's its weather has been considered grim for so long that Roman troops considered being posted here a bum gig, no, apparently windy weather is deserving of not one but three reporters being sent to random promenades in their waterproofs to show us just how windy it is.

 

Not only that, but the news is now given to inventing terms for weather. Sub hurricane (high winds) weatherbomb (unseasonal high winds) and this morning's latest one 'thunder snow!' (when it snows and thunders instead of rains and thunders).

 

Thunder, thunder, THUNDER SNOW! Hoooooooooooooooo!

 

Fuck off.

 

We've had the mildest winter we were ever likely to have and I still hear fucknuts whine about "this bloody weather" all day. Fucking blerts.

[Trumo]

Talking about the weather is the typical British fall-back topic of conversation or ice breaker (so to speak).

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

What the fuck is going on with Tapatalk? The cunt keeps taking over me phone with shitty adverts and loading bollocks from the App Store. Piece of shit.

[Section_31]

We've had the mildest winter we were ever likely to have and I still hear fucknuts whine about "this bloody weather" all day. Fucking blerts.

 

Tell me about it, I wasted money on FOUR winter coats.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Tell me about it, I wasted money on FOUR winter coats.

 

Well, that was rather silly of you. Four coats in one season? Were you planning on moving to Siberia?

[cloggypop]

Tell me about it, I wasted money on FOUR winter coats.

Second winter in a row it has been too warm for my big coat. Pissed off.

 

[Section_31]

Well, that was rather silly of you. Four coats in one season? Were you planning on moving to Siberia?

 

To be fair I'd lost shit loads of weight so had to get rid of my old ones. In one week I gave a parka and a smart wool coat to a charity shop and bought a parka and smart wool coat. Also got a discounted waterproof and another cheapish puffa style one which will both do me in milder weather. I'd needed a waterproof for ages to be fair, you never know when someone will ask you to go to Snowdon, even though you'll almost certainly say no.

 

Like Paul too, I just love coats. If I was Nick Cotton I'd turn up at my mum's and tell her her grandson had been kidnapped by ISIS and were demanding money, I'd then spend it on a coat, liquidise it and inject it into my thumbs.

[Mook]

We should get Stig to do a poll:-

 

What's more addictive, coats or heroin?

[VladimirIlyich]

We should get Stig to do a poll:-

 

What's more addictive, coats or heroin?

Heroin flavoured coats.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Coats with lots of little 'scag-pockets'

[cloggypop]

They both wrap you up warm and take your troubles away.

[Furmedge]

Arthur Friedenreich, on 15 Jan 2015 - 09:43 AM, said:

 

What the fuck is going on with Tapatalk? The cunt keeps taking over me phone with shitty adverts and loading bollocks from the App Store. Piece of shit.

It's a sneaky bastard Tapatalk. You think the page is loaded and you click 'Next Page' and BAM!! It hits you with an add and you're redirected to the app store.

[VladimirIlyich]

It's a sneaky bastard Tapatalk. You think the page is loaded and you click 'Next Page' and BAM!! It hits you with an add and you're redirected to the app store.

Adblock plus is your friend.

[Furmedge]

Adblock plus is your friend.

It's the tapatalk app so I don't think you can disable them on here.

[VladimirIlyich]

It's the tapatalk app so I don't think you can disable them on here.

I have Tapatalk and Adblock Plus on my phone and get no ads at all on tapatalk.

[PestiRed]

American individualism and libertarianism. Just lost my rag on another forum with thick cunts who think that the right to declare whatever hateful shit comes into their minds is the same as free speech and is more important than the common good. And owning a gun is more important than their children's safety.

Even the liberal ones are several miles to the right of Thatcher. The sooner China takes them over, the better