Date thread

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Christ, opened that in work, filled the fucking screen, could have cost me my job.

 

 

Was totally worth it.

[General Dryness]

Christ, opened that in work, filled the fucking screen, could have cost me my job.

 

 

Was totally worth it.

 

Any job that would fire you for looking at them isn't worth having mate.

[skend04]

Looking at those i fancy a chicken dinner tonight.

[littletedwest]

What's funny about not safe for work is in my work our Internet is a walled garden. In other words any site has to be approved by someone high up.

So we can go on the bbc website and work related stuff. But we can't for example go on facebook ect. or this site.

 

somehow though there is a porn website called yobt that we can go on. Everyone in the company knows it but it's clearly been whitelisted.

[lifetime fan]

What's funny about not safe for work is in my work our Internet is a walled garden. In other words any site has to be approved by someone high up.

So we can go on the bbc website and work related stuff. But we can't for example go on facebook ect. or this site.

 

somehow though there is a porn website called yobt that we can go on. Everyone in the company knows it but it's clearly been whitelisted.

Find the bloke that has enough say in the IT department to 'whitelist' sites that works nights.

 

He's the culprit.

[Hand Shandy]

Remmie?

[lifetime fan]

Remmie?

 

My first thought.

[lifetime fan]

Tinder?

[A Red]

Tender?

[General Dryness]

Return to Sender?

[Ginny]

Nice to see Bob's sexual prowess isn't letting up!

[littletedwest]

How old are you bob?

just curious to know at what age the gfs resident ladies man is

[littletedwest]

Fuck I'm 35 I hope in the event I'm ever single again I can summon up some of your luck with that ladies

[evv]

great shout LF

[Champ]

great shout LF

Does doing that in your own bed not spoil the sentiment somewhat? Or is this on the way to TWoaW thread?

[lifetime fan]

Does doing that in your own bed not spoil the sentiment somewhat? Or is this on the way to TWoaW thread?

It's not his bed anymore is it.

 

He's been booted out of his own house and she's no doubt been banging every Tom, Dick and Harry in that bed. He'll go leave her a present and then clean up before having a few tins and falling asleep on the sofa.

[Champ]

It's not his bed anymore is it.

He's been booted out of his own house and she's no doubt been banging every Tom, Dick and Harry in that bed. He'll go leave her a present and then clean up before having a few tins and falling asleep on the sofa.

Like Bob, you mean?

 

But the point is, you're looking after your little one at yours, are you not, Bob?

[lifetime fan]

Like Bob, you mean?

But the point is, you're looking after your little one at yours, are you not, Bob?

No he isn't!!!

 

Read the bloody post woman.

 

Why on earth would I be telling him to wipe his filthy fucking cock over his own pillows???

[Champ]

No he isn't!!!

Read the bloody post woman.

Why on earth would I be telling him to wipe his filthy fucking cock over his own pillows???

Thats why I asked! *heads back to re-read post*

[lifetime fan]

Bobs = rented gaff

Bobs house = home he probably still makes mortgage payments on but isn't allowed to live in.

[Champ]

Bobs= rented gaff

Bobs house = home he probably still makes mortgage payments on but isn't allowed to live in.

Yeah, yeah, I was thinking he would have said 'our' if referring to the 'marital home'. I stand corrected.

 

I have a mate whose husband left but pushes to be allowed to stay at their old home to look after their boys whenever she goes away. Now, thats being a cunt in anyone's book, is it not?

[Hand Shandy]

Order a curry, drink eight cans of Guinness, and leave her a present in the en-suite before you go home.

[Champ]

Order a curry, drink eight cans of Guinness, and leave her a present in the en-suite before you go home.

 

Thus ensuring amicable contact arrangements forever

[Hand Shandy]

Meh...

[Champ]

Meh...

 

Humourless bitch, eh?