Simon is in love haha

[Simbo]

YouTube - The Streets - Dry your eyes

 

Get rid of the dog and this is how I picture Simon right now..

 

That's just reminded me of a time a few years back when I was rejected by this girl. I spent about an hour that evening playing this song on a loop over and over and over. Ha ha ha

 

Fucking did the job. After that hour I actually thought to myself "Fuck it, I dont need that bitch its her loss".

[melons]

You'll notice on this thread none of the females have defended or given a reason as to why it's happening. That's because either have no explanation why they do it, or they're PM'ing each other saying "we've got another one!"

 

Nah, we're too busy discussing how repetitive and obsessive men are when they're dumped.

[captainharris]

If she has a dog, steal it and treat it well. Make sure the dog doesnt want to leave you. Once this happens, she will wanna be with you too as its a scientifically proven fact that a woman cant be without her pets. Pets are more important than kids is a lesson you need to learn asap

 

Whoa.. be careful.

 

Simon and stolen dogs are a bit of a sore point.

[Kevin D]

Don't feel a tit I feel dead bad I really do. Just been in a really hard situation I'm so sorry, would love to get to know u better tho x i just got this now im so fucking confused.

 

 

She's gone, get over it.

[Reacher]

 

She's gone, get over it.

 

Made me laugh that.

[AVEEZ]

Si, you'll find that you'll go through this a few times before you find 'the one'. I went through a good number of these and I still scratch my head thinking what the fuck it was all about. You'll notice on this thread none of the females have defended or given a reason as to why it's happening. That's because either have no explanation why they do it, or they're PM'ing each other saying "we've got another one!"

 

The reason it is happening is because she is a waste of space, or too young to know any better or quite simply because she can!

 

I didnt feel the urge to defend her because quite frankly what she has done isnt a crime..so she indicated she wanted to go out with you on a date and then changed her mind - big shit.

 

People change their minds FACT.

 

I went into a shop the other day and almost bought a pair of shoes, they looked fucking ace, were in the price range I was looking for and were the perfect colour - but then when I tried them on for size they pinched my feet and I didnt think with wear they would get any more comfortable so put them back on the shelf and left them..I've been back twice to admire them to try to convince myself that eventually they'll fit like a glove but I know they wont so no point in getting them..

 

Mr Aveez recently told me there was a new game coming out for the Xbox that he would like as a chrimbo present..I pre ordered it from Amazon..then a free trial version came out he down loaded it played on it for an hour or so and then told me to cancel the order as its not what he had been expecting and actually he'd rather not have it!!

 

Any of this hitting home.. Move on Si - you're a nice guy and will eventually find a nice girl to settle down with but my advise is, try on a few more pairs or shoes or download a few more games before you pick what you want!!

[Section_31]

The reason it is happening is because she is a waste of space, or too young to know any better or quite simply because she can!

 

I didnt feel the urge to defend her because quite frankly what she has done isnt a crime..so she indicated she wanted to go out with you on a date and then changed her mind - big shit.

 

People change their minds FACT.

 

I went into a shop the other day and almost bought a pair of shoes, they looked fucking ace, were in the price range I was looking for and were the perfect colour - but then when I tried them on for size they pinched my feet and I didnt think with wear they would get any more comfortable so put them back on the shelf and left them..I've been back twice to admire them to try to convince myself that eventually they'll fit like a glove but I know they wont so no point in getting them..

 

Mr Aveez recently told me there was a new game coming out for the Xbox that he would like as a chrimbo present..I pre ordered it from Amazon..then a free trial version came out he down loaded it played on it for an hour or so and then told me to cancel the order as its not what he had been expecting and actually he'd rather not have it!!

 

Any of this hitting home.. Move on Si - you're a nice guy and will eventually find a nice girl to settle down with but my advise is, try on a few more pairs or shoes or download a few more games before you pick what you want!!

 

She's right kid, there's no stigmata these days.

 

A real hardhead this Simon kid. And the ego. I tell you though when I first met him, decisive as he is, I would've been proud to call him my own son.

 

Fuck this shit, I'm taking a Mulligan.

[Trumo]

She's right kid, there's no stigmata these days.

 

A real hardhead this Simon kid. And the ego. I tell you though when I first met him, decisive as he is, I would've been proud to call him my own son.

 

Fuck this shit, I'm taking a Mulligan.

 

Blimey, five posts in 5 years! Excellent lurkage skills there. Same time next year?

[Section_31]

theres no point in telling simon anything as the dick don't give a shit what the head thinks.

it cant be reasoned with,we all know that.

 

sorry for you lad.

 

Fixed.

[Guest simon]

Haha some of yous make me laugh m not too fussed to be honest. Was a kick in the nuts like but hey life goes on haha. I drink again now haha i can pull pissed so all is good.

[Guest simon]

She's right kid, there's no stigmata these days.

 

A real hardhead this Simon kid. And the ego. I tell you though when I first met him, decisive as he is, I would've been proud to call him my own son.

 

Fuck this shit, I'm taking a Mulligan.

 

I dont mean to be a bitch here but i dont remember you.

[Trumo]

I dont mean to be a bitch here but i dont remember you.

 

This would be why mate.

 

Blimey, five posts in 5 years! Excellent lurkage skills there. Same time next year?

[Paulie Dangerously]

I broke up with my bird yesterday. We just did the "exchange of stuff" as she wanted to get it over with. I put everything in a bag for her, and she didn't bring any of my shit.

 

As a result I'm currently 1 bird 3 pairs of socks, a can of right guard and a baseball cap down

[Anubis]

Haha some of yous make me laugh m not too fussed to be honest. Was a kick in the nuts like but hey life goes on haha. I drink again now haha i can pull pissed so all is good.

 

And turning Russian by the looks of it.

[Wor Horse]

[llego]

Haha some of yous make me laugh m not too fussed to be honest. Was a kick in the nuts like but hey life goes on haha. I drink again now haha i can pull pissed so all is good.

 

haha

[Wor Horse]

no hes not haha

[stevienando]

Si Mon

[Dr.Filth]

Simon's date

[YOUTUBE]qVe3qH45-Jk&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

[Captain Turdseye]

How’s about this for a bump?

[Jose Jones]

On 04/10/2010 at 10:12, Guest TesticleOReilly said:

We're talking here about a lad that's bitten off his own finger and jumped out of a closed window. He's not going to take anyone's relationship advice no matter how hard you all try. Leave him to it.

Sums it up nicely.

[Carradona]

Peak forum years there from around 2007-2011. Meeting Simon in person was genuinely amazing. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Remember selling him a pair of trainers and him later complaining that the laces wouldn't stay tied. 

[Bjornebye]

On 27/09/2010 at 07:44, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Si if there's one rule that everyone should go by on there first date it's, just be yourself, ignore that.

Hahahahahaha 

[Total Longo]

10 hours ago, Carradona said:

Peak forum years there from around 2007-2011. Meeting Simon in person was genuinely amazing. 

 

Him standing outside Tesco by ours, collecting for some charity at Christmas, was a real double take moment for me.