Joe Cole Song....

[fowler9]

he used to be a dirty chav Joe Cole Joe Cole

some remarked he looked a spaz Joe Cole Joe Cole

he'll leave the fullback on his ass

or split the defence with a pass

Joey Cole is Liverpool's number 7

 

 

or to keep the song with a same theme all way through

 

he used to be a dirty chav Joe Cole Joe Cole

some remarked he looked a spaz Joe Cole Joe Cole

so here is your new song

we dont really think that your a mong

Joey Cole is Liverpool's number 7

Edited July 20, 2010 by fowler9

[John101]

Johhhhn Arne Riise

oooo ahhh

i wanna knowwwwww

what you think of Cole

[Eljeficito]

To the tune of I am a mole:

 

His names Joe Cole and he'll play where he's told bom bom bom bom

 

 

fuckin central role me ass get on the left joey lad!!!

[Jim MM]

Since the Beatles Hotel thread has been retired I'll leave this catchy number here:

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Don't be a mong

Jamook or a clown.

[John101]

When we find ourselves in times of trouble, crippled bad financially

lets get joe cole,on a free, let it be.

And in our hour of darkness, he will play a lot more centrally,

leading us back up the league, let it be.

 

Let it be, on a free, joe cole-ey, joe cole-ey

He'll clean your windows in a flash, joe cole-ey....

[esoteric]

I think we need a cheeky chappy cockney song - something to tug on our braces and kick our feet to;

 

Joey Cole's here,

Joey Cole's here,

Joey Joey Joey Cole's here

He's got quick feet

Tawk abaat a treat

He takes on players and gets yer out ya seat

Dressed in red, brand new head

And Kenny's* old red shirt on

Oh we didn't give tuppence to the chavs at the bridge

Joe Co-ole

Joe Co-ole

 

Witness history in the making.

 

* Just noticed he's training in number 10 shirt :wallbutt:

Edited July 20, 2010 by esoteric

[Thants]

Consider Joe Cole at home

Consider Joe Cole part of the family,

For after some consideration, we can state

Consider Joe Cole

One of us!

 

Avabanana

[danperkins]

Joey Cole

Cole!

Always believe in your soul

You've got the power to know

You're indestructable

Always believe in..

 

I like it, catchy!

[adidas samba]

Oh we got joe cole

oh we got joe cooollleee

theyve got no history

and we got joe cole.

Tune from 5 times :yes::yes:

[Spy Bee]

He came from south

He cannot shut his mouth

Our Jamook

Our Jamook

[John101]

He used to play for west ham

and then he went to chelsea,

and now he's come to anfield,

The story of Joe Cole.

 

A cheeky cockney sparrow,

He likes a Dirty Window,

He'll leave it with a nice glow,

the one and only cole,

 

De de de de Joe Cole

De de de de Joe Cole

De de de de

De de de de

De de de de Joe Cole

[aws]

He's forever licking windows

Pretty windows in the air

His ladder's so high

Nearly touches the sky

Nice new chamois to rub them dry

[Guest TK-421]

Life's what jamook it

*guitar*

Everything's all right

[Monster Masch]

To the tune of we won it five times

 

HE COMES FROM DOWN SOUTH

 

HE CANT CLOSE HIS MOUTH

 

JOE COLE

 

HE PLAYS IN THE HOLE

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Did JT shag yer bird..

 

JT shag yer bird..

[bossy]

Joe Joe Joe yer boat, is dribbling in the stream

Edited July 20, 2010 by bossy

[sir roger]

Don't know how to put videos on here,but for anyone who remembers 'Coco'

by the Sweet.

 

Joe Joe Joe Joe Cole, Joe Cole

Joe Joe Joe Joe Cole, Joe Cole.

 

easy & catchy.

[Kevin D]

Fat Spanish waiter

You're just a fat Spanish waiter.

[johnno]

Stamford bridge is falling down

falling down falling down

joe cole says thier fuckin clowns

Fuck off chelsea

[El-Nino]

He dont care about Arsenal

He dont care about Spurs

Liverpool Football club is where he chose first.

 

....... Start?

[cole7]

I remember west ham fans singing the spandau ballet one at anfield years ago

[chauncey]

Posted this elsewhere:

 

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We're singin' Cole Shut Your Mouth, shut your mouth

Massive head but little arms and shut your mouth

Cole shut your mouth, shut your mouth

But you're a red and so it's sound now shut your mouth

 

 

repeat to infinity

[Steve Holt]

To the tune of You're The Voice

 

99P7TTvpO1g

 

"You're voice is so annoying

Keep your fucking cockney mouth

Shuuuuuuuuuut. Shut uuuuuuuuuuuup

 

Just give interviews in silence

Your cockney tones make me grind my teeth

Ooooooooooh. Shut uuuuuuuuuuup

[bobhorse]

1st Rod Stewart - Your in My Heart

 

I don’t work hard I spend my Dole

To see the lad they call Joe Cole

He played for Chelsea, but now seen sense

He’s Our Joe Cole

 

 

2nd The Police Roxanne

 

Joe Cole you can play in King kenny’s Shirt tonight

Your Blueshite days are over

You don’t have to Let John Terry shag your Wife

 

Joe Cole you can play in King kenny’s Shirt tonight

You Didn’t come for money

You don’t care if you play Left or right

Joe Cole

[seven of eleven]

One Joe Cole, there's only one Joe Cole ......

 

 

Sorry this fella is Joe Cole as well so it disproves ya theory. :whatever: