Brum away it is

[Durango]

Poster on the Raotl as posted that we kick off the season to Birmingham,how accurate this is I don't know but the lads pretty reputable.

Arsenal v Blackpool

Mancs v West Ham

Toffee's v Sunderland

Stoke v Chelsea

Wolves v Spurs

etc etc etc

[Funkasy]

[RobbieOR]

Bollocks.

[JBarnes]

Away first game of the season, I won't have it. That never happens, and and and and the Mancs at home fuck me you couldn't have written it.

[Baldi]

Away again.......,5th year in a row, Mancs and Bitters at home shurelysomemishtake

[Wor Horse]

You know fuck all apart from chair breaking yer daft strap on

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[BexBissel]

Fulham away, I say.

[Faustus]

This will be the rough draft. They always do one the day before the fixtures come out that gets leaked and then everybody sends annoying texts to everybody else about the 'inside' information and it turns out the next day we're playing somebody else.

 

Happens every year.

[RobbieOR]

This will be the rough draft. They always do one the day before the fixtures come out that gets leaked and then everybody sends annoying texts to everybody else about the 'inside' information and it turns out the next day we're playing somebody else.

 

Happens every year.

 

Not last year. I remember someone on here said we had Spurs the night before.

[TheDrowningMan]

Obviously you'd have to consider Birmingham heavy favourites given their extra financial clout and our summer of disarray, but with our revised expectations a backs against the wall point isn't outside the realms of possibility and would represent a magnificent result when you consider how our squad is likely to look following the source of the financial help for George & Tom's (custodians) next interest payment.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mancs away in the 3nd to last weekend of March. Almost always ruins my birthday

[Durango]

You know fuck all apart from chair breaking yer daft strap on

I do,

 

Your a fuckin Bellend of the highest order,now get ta bed,ye fuckin Boff

[RedKnight]

Why are you always telling people to go to bed?

[Juan Galonso]

Tough start if this is true.

[Faustus]

If we're away first game it's an absolute joke.

 

What is it now- seven years since we last started at home?

[Durango]

Why are you always telling people to go to bed?

Because it's 11 o'clock at night,ye stupid twat

[RedKnight]

Because it's 11 o'clock at night,ye stupid twat

 

So why do people have to go to bed? You're the old fella, surely you should go to bed, perhaps the bed will support your considerable weight a lot better.

[Durango]

So why do people have to go to bed? You're the old fella, surely you should go to bed, perhaps the bed will support your considerable weight a lot better.

Why?

 

What weight am I?

[Teflon Don]

If we're away first game it's an absolute joke.

 

What is it now- seven years since we last started at home?

 

At least - I know the stat was that we never had a home first game under Rafa so that's the last 6 in a row. It hardly matters but it does seem a bit odd given it should really be a 50:50 chance of being home or away.

[RobbieOR]

Not last year. I remember someone on here said we had Spurs the night before.

 

It was Cris.

[Faustus]

At least - I know the stat was that we never had a home first game under Rafa so that's the last 6 in a row. It hardly matters but it does seem a bit odd given it should really be a 50:50 chance of being home or away.

 

Off the top of my head, the last one might have been Houllier's last season when we got beat 2-1 by Chelsea. I remember it was the first game after Abramovich took them over.

 

Even before then though, I can hardly recall us starting at home much.

[RedKnight]

Why?

 

What weight am I?

 

Whatever weight it takes to break a chair.

[jamespp]

other than Chelsea, i remember we beat sheff wed 1-0 stan collymore, thats like 15 years ago

[Durango]

Whatever weight it takes to break a chair.

You Bellend,the chair was already broke!

 

How the fuck did someone film it?