Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Shove it in a gift bag and drape some crepe paper over the top. Job done and a reusable bag.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

 

Anubis Shags Crepe 

[Section_31]

50 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

 

 

[RedKnight]

5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

People that call Coca Cola full fat. 

 

Was about to type the same thing.

 

Want a Coca-Cola? Coke or Coca-Cola will do. Want a Diet Coke? Ask for one.

 

Full fat Coke is up there with man-flu as wanky new phrases.

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fat Coke, that’s what it is. Piss off, you Duch cunt. 

What are you on about? He's not Dutch and doesn't even reside in Denmark. 

[Section_31]

Male nurses with glasses on.

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Male nurses with glasses on.

Was just going to post that.

[Arniepie]

Anyone with a poppy on their twitter profile 

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Anyone with a poppy on their twitter profile 

 

"At the going down of the s...." just fuck off. They'd hate you. 

[Section_31]

People who ask for reception or customer service staff's first names which they then use unbidden in the ensuing conversation.

 

[Jairzinho]

People who send a write-up of their year in a Christmas card. 

 

"Amy started university this year..."

 

 

[littletedwest]

People queuing at supermarkets but not prepared to pay. Half an hour in queue then they spend ten minutes trying find a card pay with.

[Rushies tash]

Starting a sentence with "yeah, no". Which is it then?

[Rushies tash]

Just now, Rushies tash said:

Starting a sentence with "yeah, no". Which is it then?

 

People who post in the wrong thread...

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

People who post in the wrong thread...

 

Yeah, no that's defo a cunt identifier. 

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, littletedwest said:

People queuing at supermarkets but not prepared to pay. Half an hour in queue then they spend ten minutes trying find a card pay with.

 

Ah, you've been to Burscough then.

They then drive away at 18 mph.

[Section_31]

4 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

People who send a write-up of their year in a Christmas card. 

 

"Amy started university this year..."

 

 

 

The fuck? Who does that? What a twat.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

The fuck? Who does that? What a twat.

I used to get a newsletter of a goon we lived next door to, obviously I ignored it.

 

He followed up a week or so later asking if f I’d read it?

 

Weird cunt.

[Jairzinho]

An obsession with any type of drink. Coffee, wine, whatever.

[Section_31]

Ordering something at a bakery and getting an additional sausage roll. Scumbags always get an extra sausage roll.

[Curly]

21 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Ordering something at a bakery and getting an additional sausage roll. Scumbags always get an extra sausage roll.

You mean like getting a sarnie and drink, and then being at the counter paying and say, “oh I’ll have a sausage roll/pasty too please”?

 

If so, I refute this. I do many cunt things, but adding an extra bit of pastry to my lunch order isn’t one of them. Did someone take the last sausage roll with their ham salad sarnie and left you with just your tuna melt?

[ZonkoVille77]

Wearing ankle socks or having ankles on show during winter. 

[Arniepie]

overly aggressive drivers 

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Wearing ankle socks or having ankles on show during winter. 

Bastards. See also twats who wear flip flops or sliders in this weather. Wrap up you sad twats