Instant cunt identifiers

[Elite]

The person that made wrapping presents a 'thing'.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 18/10/2023 at 13:57, Bjornebye said:

People who say things like “I’m cancelling my tv license” “I’m never shopping there again” “I’m never donating to the rnli again” just bore off you fucking tools 

Fuck that. I’m currently boycotting one pub and at least three Turkish barbers because I simply don’t like the landlady or boss men. 

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

When they're about 22 stone and ordering 3 family buckets with it 

Funnily enough KFC don't sell full sugar coke. The twats. If I'm eating fried chicken do you think I care about that 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Some people don't like full fat coke, what's the problem with that?

 

People that call Coca Cola full fat. 

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

The person that made wrapping presents a 'thing'.

 

 

 

Must be good to have blind friends.

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

People that call Coca Cola full fat. 

Fat Coke, that’s what it is. Piss off, you Duch cunt. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I seem to be identifying with a lot of these identifiers. 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Must be good to have blind friends.

Stevie Wonder could wrap presents better than me, whilst playing piano at the same time.

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

When they're about 22 stone and ordering 3 family buckets with it 

So? What business is it if your’s? It may be a taste preference. Just concentrate on your Kia Ora. In fact, you’re definitely a weak-as-piss cup drink drinker.

 

[cloggypop]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fat Coke, that’s what it is. Piss off, you Duch cunt. 

 

People that can't spell Dutch 

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Anubis said:

So? What business is it if your’s? It may be a taste preference. Just concentrate on your Kia Ora. In fact, you’re definitely a weak-as-piss cup drink drinker.

 

 

I don't give a flying fuck what people drink. I bet you'd pick the bubblegum one there you weird fucker. And use a straw. 

[Anubis]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

I don't give a flying fuck what people drink. I bet you'd pick the bubblegum one there you weird fucker. And use a straw. 

You know your own tricks best, Bjornecupdrinker….

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Anubis said:

You know your own tricks best, Bjornecupdrinker….

 

Bery true, anupissdrinker 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Stevie Wonder could wrap presents better than me, whilst playing piano at the same time.

 

Give up mate.

 

I only really have to do it for my nephew and he gets his presents in one of those gift bag things.

 

Wrapping presents is harder than nuclear physics.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

 

Give up mate.

 

I only really have to do it for my nephew and he gets his presents in one of those gift bag things.

 

Wrapping presents is harder than nuclear physics.

Shove it in a gift bag and drape some crepe paper over the top. Job done and a reusable bag.

[Section_31]

Liking Bongo's Bingo.

[Bruce Spanner]

 

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Shove it in a gift bag and drape some crepe paper over the top. Job done and a reusable bag.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

 

Anubis Shags Crepe 

[Section_31]

50 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We already knew you’d come out. You were in the navy.

 

 

[RedKnight]

5 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

People that call Coca Cola full fat. 

 

Was about to type the same thing.

 

Want a Coca-Cola? Coke or Coca-Cola will do. Want a Diet Coke? Ask for one.

 

Full fat Coke is up there with man-flu as wanky new phrases.

[Remmie]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fat Coke, that’s what it is. Piss off, you Duch cunt. 

What are you on about? He's not Dutch and doesn't even reside in Denmark. 

[Section_31]

Male nurses with glasses on.

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Male nurses with glasses on.

Was just going to post that.