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4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Tables in busy pubs with empty glasses building up.

 

Every able bodied person at those tables is a massive cunt and the percentage of them triples at this time of year.

 

We used to get told to let them build up if the manager wanted a table to clear off. It was getting rid of bagheads 101.

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1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

 

Yeah that's what I mean, the onus should be on staff to clear them not the customers.

 

Not when the pub is absolutely heaving and they are understaffed.

 

It's just common courtesy to take your empties up when getting a round. I've never worked in a pub but this infuriates me, especially with all the once a year bellends in December.

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20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Moody Begbie looking fuckers walking round pubs in Edinburgh carrying empty pint glasses, snarling anyone who isn't in there all the time. 

 

"Eyyyy! Nobody move! That lassie's picking up glasses, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt left 'em."

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18 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

"Eyyyy! Nobody move! That lassie's picking up glasses, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt left 'em."

 

"Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, down the fuckin' Volley with Champ, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the we lassie here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to the, down to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and she's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes finishes his pint and puts his empty glass back down on the table. Obviously fuckin' fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Picks up his empty pint glass, puts it on the bar, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine." 

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13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

"Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, down the fuckin' Volley with Champ, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the we lassie here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to the, down to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and she's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes finishes his pint and puts his empty glass back down on the table. Obviously fuckin' fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Picks up his empty pint glass, puts it on the bar, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine." 

And the you put him on the wrong bus to Ullapool.

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55 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Wonder what she does for a living or is she one of those full time mummies who just sit off all day on faceaids?. 


“I think bank holidays should be abolished” having not worked a day in over 10 years 

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9 minutes ago, Curly said:


“I think bank holidays should be abolished” having not worked a day in over 10 years 

One family member posted last year about the people moaning about the monarchy "So you'd happily take the extra bank holidays from the Coronation and the queen's funeral?"

 

She left school at 16, got a part time job but got sacked after 3 weeks for being late every day. She hasn't worked since then and that was 16 years ago.

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2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

One family member posted last year about the people moaning about the monarchy "So you'd happily take the extra bank holidays from the Coronation and the queen's funeral?"

 

She left school at 16, got a part time job but got sacked after 3 weeks for being late every day. She hasn't worked since then and that was 16 years ago.

 

Ha ha, classic.

 

'Yes, I'd happily forfeit a day off every 20 years if it meant we could abolish the obscene notion of having a family of unelected millionaires reign over us. Thanks for asking.'.

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