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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

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7 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Who the fuck adds milk to their eggy bread?

Cunts.

 

5 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

The Welsh and those who believe fried potatoes, in varying forms, should exist on a breakfast plate. 

See?

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35 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

Wool. It's eggy bread. 

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1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

Repped.

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Bob,

 

All is forgiven. Please head to the grocer and stock up on avocados. Also hope you back is not too sore from digging a grave for that abomination your missus brought you.  Stephen King could turn it to a novel. Breakfast Cemetary- eggy bread rises from the grave with the only know antidote Canadian maple syrup, but poor Bob only had Fucking beans and was consumed by the egg bread. 

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17 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Syrup on eggy bread? That’s nonce behaviour. Salt and pepper. That’s it.

Maple syrup. Harvested by Québécois virgins who gently caress the sap from the trees.

 

 Anyhoo, French toast is a brunch item.

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6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Autocorrect got its grubby little fingers involved.

 

*muzzies.

I thought a muzzie was a moustache and muzzies was the arcades?

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40 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Maple syrup. Harvested by Québécois virgins who gently caress the sap from the trees.

 

 Anyhoo, French toast is a brunch item.

Maple syrup is boss, although I’ve never had it on eggy bread.

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On 28/09/2019 at 12:29, Brownie said:

Chicken sausages mate. As I say “watching what....”

 

All bad Tory food snobs in here.

Uh oh...

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Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast.

 

Verdict: shite.

 

2/10.

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21 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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Question : "What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?"

 

Answer "bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast."

 

Brilliant. Dave, lock this thread.

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1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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That's a fucking disgrace, I'd get on to trading standards.

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I'm going to a new place by ours this weekend for a £12 breakfast, because apparently it's fucking brilliant. I have however looked at the menu and noticed that they also serve Eggy bread *with jam*!

 

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7 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

I'm going to a new place by ours this weekend for a £12 breakfast, because apparently it's fucking brilliant. I have however looked at the menu and noticed that they also serve Eggy bread *with jam*!

 

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Dare it be asked what flavour? 

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2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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16 notes for that shit. Christ on a bike. 

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12 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Dare it be asked what flavour? 

Strawberry!

 

Also they charge you for a breakfast bap & then the filling - some kind of dark arts, I feel!

 

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Imprisonment would be the better option, IMO.

 

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

bacon: raw.

tomato: missing.

potato rosti: some weird mini hash brown things.

toast: cold.

beans: fine.

sausage: ok, cheap.

eggs: good.

children's knife: not sharp enough to cut cold toast.

 

Verdict: shite.

 

2/10.

Imprisonment would be the better option, IMO.

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6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Manchester airport:

 

“ultimate” breakfast. Toast was extra. 

£16.08 all in.

 

far from value, but I’m hungry so I’ll eat it.

 

Should have a “roasted” tomato, but no sign and I’m not gonna bother asking for it.

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When I first looked at that I thought they were chicken nuggets on the left.

Fuckin state of them. Toast looks the best part of it.

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