Well I've had worst starts to the weekend

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

[havarantagain]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

 

I didn't realize you and Alan (sex) were an Item.

[Ron Yeats Rules]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

 

I know I don't know you but ..... bastard!

[Xherdan]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

 

 

If we drop points against Fulham its your fault.

[rondeco]

If we drop points against Fulham its your fault.

 

negged

[JohnnyH]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

 

I desperately want to neg you but apparantly I have to spread it around first. either way, I'm fucking jealous.

[Xherdan]

negged

 

 

*Hangs head in shame*

[Rex Banner]

I'm disappointed I read it as I've had the worst start to the weekend.

[WaltonRed]

"Jib it beast"

[discuit]

It's cloudy and cold out there.

 

Certainly not beer garden weather.

[elBooth]

I'm disappointed I read it as I've had the worst start to the weekend.

 

haha i did that too, i just thought he was bein sarcastic thou...

 

also, spawny bastard.

[slartibartfast]

She only did so that if you smell spunk, you'll assume it's yours.

 

Have a nice weekend.

[greenoak]

You lucky bastard.....

[Elite]

Good stuff is that. Life is all about the simple pleasures.

[Alan Sex]

Good stuff is that. Life is all about the simple pleasures.

 

 

[Juniper]

I had a cracking start to the weekend.

 

Nice easy day at work, spent half of it on here using the iphone (net's banned there).

A workmate brought me shit loads of Twinkies back from the states

I had an ace conversation with some random person on the phone about why 'Yah mo be There' is a great song

 

Then I've just found out a band I've just joined (but haven't rehearsed with yet) has an ex 6 year member of Primal Scream (played with Paul Weller, the Charlatens and....Duffy) who is loaded with Connections.

 

Tis been a good day and I haven’t even started on the ale yet!!

[WaltonRed]

I'm off to a mates and then in to town.

 

Didnt look like it was one so now I'm rushing to get tea and my stuff ready. Should really be ironing rather than posting on here.

 

Lets hope its one of those quickly arranged nights which turn out class.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Rolled in from work after a 12 hour night shift to be met with tea, toast and sex

 

She's now toddled off to work, so I'm lying in my nice warm king size bed in post sex afterglow, happy in the knowledge that I'm off 'till Tuesday

 

Couple of hours kip, then out to the pub for some afternoon beers in the Sun I think

 

Yup, thinks could certainly be worse

 

What is this 'post sex afterglow' you speak of? I tend to fall asleep before experiencing this, is it any good?