Bacon sandwich.

[chris71]

Just had one of these beauties with a lash of tomato sauce.:drool: It's a scientific fact the number of vegetarians in the world would fall by 90% if they just had a bacon butty. The other 10% are a lost cause.

[Guest simon]

Aww damn i feel hungry now dont got no food in aswell cheers.

[Scott_M]

I had a sausage & bacon butty with ketchup at work yesterday morning.

 

It was sex in a bun.

[Guest davelfc]

I really do not understand most vegetarians. Some even get really upset with me, I didn't realise that you cannot ask for the 'meat alternative' in a vegetarian restaurant.

[chris71]

Whatever they say you can't beat a slice of piggy stuck between some bread.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

I favour brown sauce over red in a bacon butty.

[Pdool]

I favour brown sauce over red in a bacon butty.

 

spot on

[jacco maccaco]

Apparantly the smell of bacon is the single biggest contributor to vegetarians going back to their Omnivorous ways.

 

I think I read that some where, or made it up, cant quite decide.

[L19red]

bacon sandwich here is known as the pig ferret

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[bigredruss]

for 2 days in a row i've had bacon and black pudding sarnies

[Salou]

Talking about sandwhiches (here i must apologies as i digress from the humble pig), anyway i think i may have tasted the best sandwhich ever, i know i know home made sandwhiches are the best, but the chargrilled chicken sandwhiches in greggs (the one on mt pleasant not anywhere else) are amazing! i have one everyday for lunch now, to die for.

[Remmie]

What is it with meat eaters obsession with what vegetarians eat? It's fucking boring. Enjoy the food your not prepared to kill and prepare yourself and stop fucking boring and harassing us with your constant sad sniping.

 

Eat my lentil and lick my quorns you degenerate fucks.

[Guest davelfc]

What is it with meat eaters obsession with what vegetarians eat? It's fucking boring. Enjoy the food your not prepared to kill and prepare yourself and stop fucking boring and harassing us with your constant sad sniping.

 

Eat my lentil and lick my quorns you degenerate fucks.

 

You wouldn't say that if you'd just had a bacon butty :whistle:

 

I think the lack of some nutrients you can only get from meat fucks with veggies minds and makes them arrogant fucks myself ;)

 

There should be snatch squads going around, they should hold down the veggies and force feed them meat. They're usually so weak it wouldn't take much to catch them. Obviously the squad would need masks as they emit some strong smells do the veggies.

 

Of course the fat fucks that substitute meat with chips and chocolate might put up a bit more of a fight.

 

I haven't thought this through have ?

[Remmie]

*maintains eye contact whilst slowly backing away*

[Furmedge]

Bacon is the food of Gods. It has to be crispy mind.

[Uncle_Meat]

I was veggie for a while, and it was the humble bacon sarnie that brought me back into the fold. +1 for the man-uposity of bacon.

[Faustus]

A mate of mine doesn't like bacon.

 

I pity him.

[Cath]

I was veggie for many years. I still don't really understand the obsession with bacon and sausage. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's okay like, if you're prepared to pay for the quality stuff. But rare fillet steak is what would prevent me going back to being veggie. I could give up bacon tomorrow.

[moxter]

Bacon sandwiches - there are so many options:

 

Brown bread or white? (Square bread out of a packet, natch; none of this baguette nonsense)

Tender or crispy?

Untoasted or toasted?

Ketchup, brown sauce, or nothing?

Butter, margarine, or bacon fat?

Two rashers or another number?

 

For me, I'm happy without any ketchup, although I'll put a little smear on if there's some handy. I'm not a massive fan of crispy, I prefer my bacon a bit more meaty. And untoasted, of course.

[Elmyn Noos]

Putting ketchup on a bacon butty will be a capital offence when I am king.

 

Ketchup is unacceptable on anything perhaps bar a burger.

 

If you are going to sauce up a bacon butty, it's got to be be brown sauce, preferably HP, but daddies is a palatable alternative.

 

I made my missus a bacon butty the other day, and she asked for red sauce on it, so I punched her in the face, shattering her nose and spraying blood all over her butty.

[Fugitive]

Putting ketchup on a bacon butty will be a capital offence when I am king.

 

Ketchup is unacceptable on anything perhaps bar a burger.

 

If you are going to sauce up a bacon butty, it's got to be be brown sauce, preferably HP, but daddies is a palatable alternative.

 

I made my missus a bacon butty the other day, and she asked for red sauce on it, so I punched her in the face, shattering her nose and spraying blood all over her butty.

 

Is the correct answer.

[Red Phoenix]

Harry Ramsden's mushy peas in bacon sarnies rules. (with tomato sauce too. Would've had brown sauce but don't have any at the moment.)

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Here is one for your Christmas dinner.

 

Do your Brussels sprouts as normal. Then fry off bacon strips, Garlic, red onion and mushrooms and add the sprouts for the last few minutes. Fucking gorgeous.

[Fugitive]

I was about to post that putting Red Sauce on Bacon Butty is a disgrace but it seems I have already stated my feelings in this thread.

 

It's just fucking wrong and is a sign of one gayness.

[Trumo]

Just had a Lancashire dry cured bacon sandwich with HP sauce. Heaven in a bap.