Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[Harry Squatter]

Catherine Zeta Jones

Gwyneth Paltrow

Christian Bale

Michael Caine

 

CZJ is supposed to be a massive cunt who likes bragging about how much money and houses she has. 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a big pretentious twat

 

Christian Bale is a bit of a weird cunt who likes bullying crew members

 

Michael Caine is a big tax avoiding Brexit voting twat.

[Harry Squatter]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I always got the impression his character in Pulp Fiction is actually him.

Yep before telling Winston Wolf that his coffee was inspired by some obscure Italian arthouse film from the 1950s.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

[Elite]

Tarantino is basically an extremely creative 10 year old that fits on the autistic spectrum somewhere.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

Tarantino is basically an extremely creative 10 year old that fits on the autistic spectrum somewhere.

I actually find it tedious how much he likes films.

 

'Did you see some of the blacksploitation movies of the Winston Dreadlocks era?"

 

No I was watching Heat for the 15th time, now fuck off back to John Moores.

[cloggypop]

Vanessa Feltz. Übercunt. 

[Anubis]

Five of them on the Tory leadership debate on Ch4 now. The biggest has shit out of attending.

[Mudface]

34 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Catherine Zeta Jones

Gwyneth Paltrow

Christian Bale

Michael Caine

 

CZJ is supposed to be a massive cunt who likes bragging about how much money and houses she has. 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a big pretentious twat

 

Christian Bale is a bit of a weird cunt who likes bullying crew members

 

Michael Caine is a big tax avoiding Brexit voting twat.

 

[Harry Squatter]

He is creative and very talented but he's become more pretentious the more successful he has been. 

 

He always seems to need an interviewer to kiss his arse and tell him great the writing and camera angles in his films are before he'll open up to anyone. 

 

I watched the making of pulp fiction a few weeks ago and he seemed fairly normal, a fella doing a job he absolutely loved and couldn't  believe he was getting paid for doing. Now he seems to think he's some modern day Shakespeare.

[Rico1304]

45 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Catherine Zeta Jones

Gwyneth Paltrow

Christian Bale

Michael Caine

 

CZJ is supposed to be a massive cunt who likes bragging about how much money and houses she has. 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow seems like a big pretentious twat

 

Christian Bale is a bit of a weird cunt who likes bullying crew members

 

Michael Caine is a big tax avoiding Brexit voting twat.

The audio of Christian Bale screaming at a member of the crew is horrific.  I’d have stuck the microphone right up his fucking arse.  

[Trumo]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

The audio of Christian Bale screaming at a member of the crew is horrific.  I’d have stuck the microphone right up his fucking arse.  

 

Harsh on the crew member that.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He was a twat that time he took his lad to the dentist.

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

2 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

He was a twat that time he took his lad to the dentist.

 

 

 

Adam Buxton has an amazing ‘mix’ of this on his podcast. 

 

(Obviously don’t fucking listen to it because we all know podcasts make you racist.  Adam is the worst of the radicalising bastards) 

[Pureblood]

11 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

He was a twat that time he took his lad to the dentist.

Twatman. 

[TheHowieLama]

Noel and Liam Gallagher 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I always liked how he ends it with "we're fucking done, professionally", like they're still fine for social occasions though.

[Section_31]

35 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I always liked how he ends it with "we're fucking done, professionally", like they're still fine for social occasions though.

It sums up everything I can't stand about 'ac-tor' types.

 

(1) that it's hard. Look you're pretending to be batman, not designing safety equipment for Boeing. 

 

(2) that ordinary folk are somehow beneath them or a general pain in the arse. You can imagine someone like him or Hardy going apeshit if you went near them in public or something, despite the fact it's knobheads like us queuing up to watch their stuff that keeps them where they are. Wonder how they'd feel if nobody watched anything they did?

[Harry Squatter]

There's certain actors who instruct the rest of the cast and people working on set not to look them in the eye or even talk to them. 

 

Obviously Bale is one of them, Jennifer Lopez is another and Faye Dunaway is another uber twat who goes off her head of any "normal" person goes near her. 

 

Makes me wonder why some of these twats act like this. Even the ones who had a hard time before they became famous generally turn into massive pricks when you think that they would be grateful for where they came from and how privileged they became.

 

Cilla Black lived in a rough arse area of Liverpool and did shit jobs like working in the cloakroom or the piss smelling sweaty Cavern Club but then ends up like some massive diva refusing to look people in the eye and getting her agent to talk to people for her rather than speaking to them directly, even if they were 2 foot away from her. That's before you get onto the fact that she was a Thatcher loving Tory cunt.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

There's certain actors who instruct the rest of the cast and people working on set not to look them in the eye or even talk to them. 

 

Obviously Bale is one of them, Jennifer Lopez is another and Faye Dunaway is another uber twat who goes off her head of any "normal" person goes near her. 

 

Makes me wonder why some of these twats act like this. Even the ones who had a hard time before they became famous generally turn into massive pricks when you think that they would be grateful for where they came from and how privileged they became.

 

Cilla Black lives in a rough arse area of Liverpool and did shit jobs like working in the cloakroom or the piss smelling sweaty Cavern Club but then ends up like some massive diva refusing to look people in the eye and getting her agent to talk to people for her rather than speaking to them directly, even if they were 2 foot away from her. That's before you get onto the fact that she was a Thatcher loving Tory cunt.

I reckon it's some kind of psychological phenomenon to do with people kissing your arse all the time.

 

Imagine always getting the best seats, free drinks, never having to get your own taxi or arrange your own hotel rooms. After a while you must start to think that that's 'normal' and when something doesn't go your way, such as you're made to queue up or wait for something you want, it must freak you out. 

 

I often wonder that when you hear about footy players getting caught up in sex assault allegations. Maybe they're that used to birds fawning all over them that when one doesn't they can't get their head around it and just try and take it anyway.

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

just try and take it anyway.

The President of the United States has a famous quote for this.

 

And yes, he probably is one.

[Geoff Woade]

Tom Hardy is one I can never decide if would be completely sound or a complete bellend. 

You hear / read a real mixed bag about him.

I shall grant him a pass because he was quality as Tommy in Warrior but he needs to watch his step.

re The ‘Bale rant’ - he actually did a very sincere sounding apology on the Kevin and Bean show which is still on YouTube but I can imagine he’s extremely unpleasant, other reported highlights are screeching at children that they are rude for approaching him (at height of Batman fame) and dressing down his own family publicly.

i actually have a massive, massive problem with ‘celebrities’ who are cunts to ‘normal’ people. It’s basically a form of bullying. Unfortunately, if you want the upside of fame and fortune, it will come at a price. ‘Boo hoo, someone wants a photo with me or to tell me they love what I do and are a massive fan’ Get to fuck.

[Tony Moanero]

Janet Street Porter

[TheHowieLama]

Alec Baldwin calling his daughter a pig may qualify him

[aRdja]

Shane Warne looks like he’d be a bit of a dick. 

[Anubis]

I had a Saturday job in Dixons and was serving when Lenny Henry and his then wife, Dawn French, came in.  He wanted to buy a voice recorder. He came in, ignored the queue of people waiting to be served, and expected me to deal with him. I ignored him and carried on serving the line of customers in front of me. To my annoyance, another lad served him. He's then stood, waiting for his goods to be bagged, and huffing and puffing when little kids went up to talk to him, like they were a major inconvenience.

 

Dawn French, on the other hand, queued like everyone else and was really pleasant to deal with.

 

Always shook my head when I saw the disingenuous prick pretending he was a caring man of the people on those BBC charitythons.