Bill, Promise You'll Allways Be Around To Entertain Us...

[Anubis]

There was an interview with Bill Kenwright in The Express sports section yesterday. Amidst the usual bullshit was this gem which made me howl.

 

The Scene : Bill is wondering why, when he walks down the street, he gets abuse from some Evrton fans?

 

I could walk into any theatre in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'There's Bill Kenwright'.

[ratcatcher]

There was an interview with Bill Kenwright in The Express sports section yesterday. Amidst the usual bullshit was this gem which made me howl.

 

The Scene : Bill is wondering why, when he walks down the street, he gets abuse from some Evrton fans?

 

I could walk into any theatre in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'There's Bill Kenwright'.

 

 

Cos him and the BS fans are both absolute twats, perhaps?

[Bourbon]

small club

[thisisanfield]

He called them "The greatest football club in the world" on sky last week!

[WaltonRed]

he's a fucking clown. He's ace though in a dead shit way which makes me feel dirty.

[Randy Marsh]

what a weapon

 

Just imagine if he had anything to do with your club, you would cringe

[Turkish Delight]

On the way home from the match the other week he was on City saying that when him and 'Davey' were sat on his couch six years ago discussing the future the nights like the one they'd just had were the ones they were dreaming about.

 

They'd just beaten Luton. In extra time. In the early rounds of the league cup.

 

Big club though.

[23 Carra Gold]

he is a fucking whopper and the fans of that shower are even bigger whoppers

[Randy Marsh]

On the way home from the match the other week he was on City saying that when him and 'Davey' were sat on his couch six years ago discussing the future the nights like the one they'd just had were the ones they were dreaming about.

 

They'd just beaten Luton. In extra time. In the early rounds of the league cup.

 

Big club though.

 

That isnt a nice thought. I bet they where both walking like John Wayne the next day

[WaltonRed]

There was an interview with Bill Kenwright in The Express sports section yesterday. Amidst the usual bullshit was this gem which made me howl.

 

The Scene : Bill is wondering why, when he walks down the street, he gets abuse from some Evrton fans?

 

I could walk into any theatre in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'There's Bill Kenwright'.

 

He could walk in to any theatre in the world? ha ha, most people in this country would do what any of us would do and think what a whopper. People anywhere else would say 'who the fucks that?'

[Stouffer]

[WaltonRed]

Put him on google images, for someone so famous there isnt a lot of pictures. This one takes the piss though,

 

[Al Campbell]

He looks like Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen.

[Randy Marsh]

There was an interview with Bill Kenwright in The Express sports section yesterday. Amidst the usual bullshit was this gem which made me howl.

 

The Scene : Bill is wondering why, when he walks down the street, he gets abuse from some Evrton fans?

 

I could walk into any theatre in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'Who's that Tit?'.

 

Put him on google images, for someone so famous there isnt a lot of pictures. This one takes the piss though,

 

 

He looks like Noel Edmunds after a shave

[RoboRiise]

I could walk into any gents toilet in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'There's Bill Kenwright. Again.'

 

More like.

[aws]

Or - "I could walk into any gents' toilet in the world and people would say 'There's Bill Kenwright with the Reverand. Again' "

[Randy Marsh]

Or - "I could walk into any gents' toilet in the world and people would say 'There's Bill Kenwright with the Reverand. Again' "

 

:lol:

alter boy more like

[Ted]

My God, it's like two completley different sheep.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

Complete with instructions on how to "be cool and casual"

 

[AdamD]

There was an interview with Bill Kenwright in The Express sports section yesterday. Amidst the usual bullshit was this gem which made me howl.

 

The Scene : Bill is wondering why, when he walks down the street, he gets abuse from some Evrton fans?

 

I could walk into any theatre in the world and people will say with a kind of reverance, 'There's Bill Kenwright'.

 

I was in the barbers reading that and I had tears rolling down my face. Did you read the bit about when he said life expectancy was 70 years for a man in Liverpool which means that he has 9 years to see Everton lift the European Cup.

 

My kids were seriously worried that I had hurt because I was convulsing for about 5 minutes.

 

You couldn't make it up.

[RoboRiise]

I was in the barbers reading that and I had tears rolling down my face. Did you read the bit about when he said life expectancy was 70 years for a man in Liverpool which means that he has 9 years to see Everton lift the European Cup.

 

My kids were seriously worried that I had hurt because I was convulsing for about 5 minutes.

 

You couldn't make it up.

 

Fucking hell, they'd better beef up the security at the museum then.