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[madstock]

 

Ashley Cole and his C*ntdown Conundrum:

 

AC: "Ass...ball...ass...ball - I just can't decide"

 

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Already rattled by the closure of his local pie shop, Fat Sham was catatonic with rage when his favourite stationers closed too.

 

"I got all my brown envelopes on account" was all he could muster.

 

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JT: "Mongo eat Poll"

GP: "Later lad, and it's still a red"

 

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[The-Sir]

 

Ashley Cole and his C*ntdown Conundrum:

 

AC: "Ass...ball...ass...ball - I just can't decide"

 

:D That is by far the best one on this thread... :D the look on his face makes it even funnier.

[On My Perch]

 

Presenting... The first Trans-Atlantic Footbridge!

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

The Count makes a one off special appearance for TLW.

[LiverBird819]

 

Terry: "You've got three yellow teeth."

[Newport]

 

"Two fucking passes in a row! I'm gonna be world footballer of the year!"

 

 

"It's true. It was this long. To bad Igor isn't french. If he was I would have signed him right away."

[kop]

It's going downhill from here.

 

 

 

The Glazer family left no stone unturned in their chase for profit:

 

"In stores now; Get your inflatable Alex!"

[LiverBird819]

 

Terry: "You've got three yellow teeth."

 

 

Poll: "And I've got a yellow card aswell."

Terry: "Mongo eat red card."

[LiverBird819]

 

Rafa: "He missed again."

 

 

Carra: "Stevie! Great cross!"

 

 

Carra: "Peter, you'll hit the target next time!"

[Stouffer]

 

Daniel San still couldn't get the hang of the "Crane" technique.

 

 

Fat Sham - Yeah, I'll have two steak, two balti and what's that at the bottom? Fuck it get me some of those too.

[05 Milan]

Some really, really good stuff so far. I'll have a go when I get home next week, but I guess there'll only be scraps left. Stephen A's with Momo and Rafa is a frontpage for sure IMO, and the one with Crouch shouting down at Bellamy is class as well. Also loved Remmies Ferrero Rocher-gag, but I think we should put the Igor-joke to bed now lads...

[Stu Monty]

 

"Carsberg don't do dodgy transvestites, but if they did...."

 

 

 

 

"..the new house is great, school is good, weather is okay....what...the football?...shite of course, but let me tell you about Harrods!"

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Pardew: I'll ahve you, ya cunt!

 

Wenger: WTF!

 

 

Wenger: Heh heh heh, they have all tried. And all have failed

 

Pardew: Ya Wha?, I'll fucking have you, ya french cheese eating twat!

 

 

Wenger: Whoah, Whoah back off mother fucker.

 

Pardew: I will, I'll have you and ya family, shithead!

 

Then the melee calms.

 

Wenger: Listen Pards, Jol tried it and failed, Fergie well he went that way, the puff!

 

Pardew: I know I am sorry Mr Wenger.

 

 

 

 

Wenger: And Jose where he's know, hey fucking gringo, bring it on!

 

Pardew: Yeah, well Rafa will kick your ass.

 

 

Pardew: Viva La Rafalution.

 

Wenger: Bastard!, he is right.

[Mr Piechnik]

 

'You dont understand Andy. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.'

[Mr Piechnik]

Transfer deadline day passes and Lucas Neill misses out on his dream move to Liverpool

 

[Mr Piechnik]

Mourinho : 'OK boys gather together, lets have a quick game of 5 on one...'

 

 

 

'Aw shit'

[Mr Piechnik]

Peter Crouch doesnt fall down, the ground comes to him.

 

[karlos]

 

Oh no you can see my tampon strings.......

[Red Dawn]

Transfer deadline day passes and Lucas Neill misses out on his dream move to Liverpool

 

 

:D

[Red Dawn]

 

AJ : Look James..I've taken it out..here it is..its not in anymore..I swear

[Wig]

 

JB (Crying): But Andy! Those are my hamburgers, no-one else's! Your out of order! I'm telling David!"

 

AJ: Ssssh don't! I only had one, it didn't even have chesse or onions on it or nothin'.

[Stephen Adams.]

 

JB (Crying): But Andy! Those are my hamburgers, no-one else's! Your out of order! I'm telling David!"

 

AJ: Ssssh don't! I only had one, it didn't even have chesse or onions on it or nothin'.

I bet Kenwright pulls the balls off himself over that picture.

[Remmie]

When told Goodison was a shitty pitch, Johnson took it a little too seriously

[Remmie]

Bitty

[Remmie]

Check my bad granny shaggin' self