Caption time...

[Dr.Filth]

JM: "Ok boys, practice time. Drogba is referee....GO!"

 

 

[bri]

 

"please god not liverpool and rafa in the cup again"

[Guest Kaelin]

AC - " I only did it once and it was for a Laugh !"

 

FS - " Take Two bottles into the Shower, Not Me.."

[LiverBird819]

JM: "Ok boys, practice time. Drogba is referee....GO!"

 

 

 

Me like. :yes:

[Spy Bee]

 

Ronny Dingo: What? My phone does have vibrate functionality too.

 

 

 

I said I had £10, 000 on us going DOWN!

 

 

SG: "Cockadoodledooo" (I might as well before Toffeeweb think they're original!

 

 

Who needs captions?

 

I'm very tired and a bit pissed... will do better tomorrow

[LiverBird819]

 

Biggest commercial failure for Loreal ever.

[RedKnight]

People do know these captions are meant to be funny, right?

[The-Sir]

 

You are.... this fat!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ron... It slipped ! ? It fucking Slipped ! ? your dirty Hom.

Ac.. Oh come on it was one finger, your acting like it was my fist.

[DT]

Peter Kenyon claimed racism was not an issue at Chelsea

- loser has to go and talk to Terry, ok?

[coop]

 

Ebony, Ivory come together in ......... aw fuck wheres Terry gone now.

[dave u]

Ron... It slipped ! ? It fucking Slipped ! ? your dirty Hom.

Ac.. Oh come on it was one finger, your acting like it was my fist.

 

 

That made me laugh. It's not like you to be funny.

 

The Drogba ref one is class too, but it gives me a dilemma as I really liked the Jackson Five gag for that one as well.

[madstock]

--

 

Playtime at Maureens' Nursery for Wayward Boys:

 

 

 

"Ring-a-ring of Gobshites,

With pockets full of refs, right,

No contact, no contact,

We all fall down..."

 

meanwhile, on the other side of the playground...

 

 

JM: "Little Boy in Blue, come and blow on my horn..."

 

 

 

AR: "Woohoo! Maureen-milk time!"

 

--

[Dr.Filth]

Reina denies claims that his mind's not on the job.

[Mr Piechnik]

Reina denies claims that his mind's not on the job.

 

Quality :D

 

I reckon the magazine might have to get moved up a few shelves in Smiths mind.

[Dr.Filth]

Friction at LMA Xmas Karaoke night

"Look Arsshene it's shimple, if you wanna be part of my Diana Rossh tribute then you better go and dance with the other 2 Shupreemsh"

 

[05 Milan]

 

AW: Look, it's cold, OK?

AP: You still look ridiculous! Might as well wear a pair of white trainers with your suit.

 

 

AW (mutters): Stupid Pardew! Comeback, comeback, think Arsene, think!.......aha!

 

 

AW: Hey Alan, I received a quite amusing e-mail last week...

 

 

AP: That thing is a fucking hoax, you french prick!

AW: Yes yes, of course. Hey Alan, I think your fastest and bravest warrior needs medical attention.

[05 Milan]

 

Corruption: Because you're worth it.

[05 Milan]

 

Riikjard: Come! Join hands with my players and we will do a celebratory polka!

[05 Milan]

 

What do you mean "No"??? Noone turns down my polka! I spit you in the hair, like curly-haired german who refused my polka!

[05 Milan]

 

- Of course I've put in a good word for you, in fact I told the gaffer you are very similar to me in many ways.

 

- Oh fuck...

[Stu Monty]

 

What do you mean "No"??? Noone turns down my polka! I spit you in the hair, like curly-haired german who refused my polka!

 

I was gagging to get a Rudi Voller joke in there. It had to be done.

[Stu Monty]

 

"...so then I said to her: You've got the vote love, don't push yer luck eh"

 

 

Hoddle: *You're fucked son*

[Tim]

 

Liverpool unveil financing details for new stadium

[Stu Monty]

 

As Uriah Rennie took to the pitch Newell was certain that this was indeed PC gone mad

 

 

 

Try as he might Gudjohnsen knew he was going to struggle to pass the twat detector test.