Worst Item

[bri]

of clothing you ever owned:

 

I did one own and worn out at a football doo a silk shirt that was in the sunderland kit style. I was totally convinced that it was cool, infact 15 yrs later I still think i could pull it off, ignorance is bliss ehhh

[DJLJ]

of clothing you ever owned:

 

I did one own and worn out at a football doo a silk shirt that was in the sunderland kit style. I was totally convinced that it was cool, infact 15 yrs later I still think i could pull it off, ignorance is bliss ehhh

No!

[Stouffer]

I had a silk style puffer jacket from C&A. Petrol blue whatever the fuck that is. Loved that coat!

[thechap]

Shame on me for this one...

 

When I was in my early to mid-teens I was in Chester with a small number of squidleys in my pocket. I was walking past the Army & Navy surplus shop when I saw a rack of BRIGHT GREEN trousers hanging outside. Having never bought any of my own clothes before I excitedly thought I would be a man and pay the £2.99 asking price. I grabbed a pair, paid and got the train home as fast as I could. I tried them on in my bedroom and they hadn't even reached my thighs when I realised I hadn't checked for size. When I did look I realised that my 26" (approx) waist had no need for size 44" trousers.

 

Back then I had no balls - or more money - so I couldn't afford the train fare back to Chester to be too scared to exchange them. So I tightened them around my waist with a belt and went out into town. Just the once mind.

 

The looks I got still hurt even now... :no

[Section_31]

I had a turquoise head bag! As aposed to the green boys version, the man on the market told me it was unisex...

[Sangria]

Bought my wife a phone on Saturday 125 euros, went out on Saturday night and she lost the fucker.

Punishment no new phone for a while.

[Elmyn Noos]

I bought, and wore, a pair of drainpipe tartan trousers. It was a phase I was going through. I call it my cunt phase.

[CharleyKnight]

An asian prostitute. All was going well untill I saw the adams apple. Then I battered her.

[Michael Howard]

Grey with pink flecks batwing style acrylic jumper from C&A - to be worn with grey drainpipe trousers and grey slip on shoes. (grey was very in circa 1984)

[Dave H]

An asian prostitute. All was going well untill I saw the adams apple. Then I battered her.

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :D :D :D

[aws]

Crushed velvet loons.I ruled.

[mattyq]

Bright pink wooly jumper - i was 17 and it was the late 80s - what can i say - i apologise on behalf of myself, my frinds and family and can promise that it will never happen again!

[CharleyKnight]

Bright pink wooly jumper - i was 17 and it was the late 80s - what can i say - i apologise on behalf of myself, my frinds and family and can promise that it will never happen again!

 

 

don't apologise, your free to do as you wish, free free do the dance of life my son!

[Duff Man]

Eclipse Jeans, with matching waistcoat, jacket, tee shirt and vest. They had a picture of an 'acid man' on them and also a little dude smoking a rather large doobie.

 

Absolutely shocking clothes, but the logos on them used to piss the teachers off at my school so much that the fact you looked a complete prick didn't really matter.

[CharleyKnight]

Eclipse Jeans, with matching waistcoat, jacket, tee shirt and vest. They had a picture of an 'acid man' on them and also a little dude smoking a rather large doobie.

 

Absolutely shocking clothes, but the logos on them used to piss the teachers off at my school so much that the fact you looked a complete prick didn't really matter.

 

 

I had an Eclipse sock hat. They where the business!

[Paul]

Checked snow-wash jeans for my thirteenth birthday: wrong on so many levels.