Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[Scott_M]

I know Shaw, Martinez & Lindelof are out. 
 

Are Varane & Evans definitely out as well? 

[Megadrive Man]

11 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I know Shaw, Martinez & Lindelof are out. 
 

Are Varane & Evans definitely out as well? 

 

Both went off injured yesterday. Varane at half time and Evans came on to replace him but went off injured 20 minutes later.

[Captain Turdseye]

So that leaves Slabhead and the kid that came on for Evans?

[Barrington Womble]

Our worry won't be who they play. It's about what we do. They're fucking shite no matter who they put on the pitch. But if we play with the lack of urgency of last night or the complacency of the fa cup match there, it won't go well for us. If we go and and perform properly, we'll get 3 points, no danger. 

[Johnlj]

I think they should promote their assistant manager. If it’s still stcheeve.

[Gnasher]

Manchester City centre.

 

[Tj hooker]

Getting a bit touchy about Utd finishing 7th then 

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Getting a bit touchy about Utd finishing 7th then 

 

Trust the process. Stick to the plan. 8th is very achievable.

[Bob]

I've done that "start to stand up even though you've not finished the meeting yet but stay sort of hovering for a second' manoeuvre. 

 

He urgently needed a piss.

[whtwht]

Don't worry luck always evens out by the end of the season apparently 

[Anubis]

All is not well in Happyville. Apparently the Tweets Garnacho liked were from a well known YouTuber. Anyone else reckon the YouTuber was Goldbridge?

 

 

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‘HITC has been told that one aspect at the club that Ratcliffe is ‘angry’ about is the constant leaks emerging from the club, and also the use of social media to criticise the club.

 

‘The club saw Jadon Sancho moved on after he took to social media to vent at Ten Hag, whilst only this weekend Argentine starlet Alejandro Garnacho liked tweets criticising the Dutchman – after he was substituted during the 2-2 draw at Bournemouth.

 

‘Ten Hag has already spoken with Garnacho about his use of social media, as United insists the situation is resolved – but the club’s hierarchy, including Ratcliffe is not amused.

 

‘Ratcliffe will not get personally involved in club discipline, but he has already made it known that he backed Ten Hag over the Sancho situation and going forward he will not put up with further indiscipline at any level of the club with particular focus on the players.’

 

[Tenfolder]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

All is not well in Happyville. Apparently the Tweets Garnacho liked were from a well known YouTuber. Anyone else reckon the YouTuber was Goldbridge?

 

 

 

 

It was in fact Goldbridge.

[Anubis]

Ha ha. Goldbridge followed by the Man U squad.

[Lee909]

It's amazed me how Ten Hag has seemingly got away with tbe Sancho stuff. From what I saw he went public that Sancho was having a hard time mentally without his consent. Since when can you divulge medical stuff about people without them agreeing. Then once he got the arse ten Hag decides he's the victim and Sancho needs to apologise to him

[Reckoner]

On 05/04/2024 at 13:18, Pete said:

This. 

Hoping the nonchalance that crept into the FA Cup tie is kicked into touch and we show them actually who we are & what we do.  

Well the second part came true.

[Reckoner]

Pretty funny

[Tj hooker]

Might be bollocks but apparently they only have 1 fit Centre back fit for tomorrow and that's Maquire 

[Anubis]

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Proof for Real Sociedad that sometimes when you draw you really win 

[Anubis]

Fuck me, Discount Ming is one serious little cry arse. From the BBc website.

 

 

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The reaction to Manchester United's FA Cup semi-final win over Coventry City has been "embarrassing" and "a disgrace", says manager Erik ten Hag.

 

United have been widely criticised after relinquishing a 3-0 lead against the Championship side before winning on penalties.

 

Coventry had a late goal ruled out for a marginal offside by the video assistant referee in extra time.

 

"Football is about results," Ten Hag said. "We made it to the final and deserved it.

 

"We lost control for 20 minutes and were very lucky in the end but we made it to the final. That is a huge achievement."

 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fuck me, Discount Ming is one serious little cry arse. From the BBc website.

 

What a whining embarrassment he is. He makes Hodgson sound like Shankly.

[Bobby Hundreds]

That prick looked amazing in the Dutch league. Lessons to be learnt there.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Fuck me, Discount Ming is one serious little cry arse. From the BBc website.

 

 

 

What a soft arse. 

[Tenfolder]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Fuck me, Discount Ming is one serious little cry arse. From the BBc website.

 

 

 

 

Very much sounding like a manager that knows his days are numbered, cry arsing prick.

[Code]

Here we go, this will probably not go down very well.