Scruff Behaviour

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The Mrs recently met her mate who's become a grandmother for the first time in the last 18 months. She had the grandkids with her at the time and one of them had holes in their shoes. The family are all reasonably well to do although not minted, and she told my Mrs she reckons they put these shoes on the kids when she's taking them out because they want her to buy them some new ones. 

 

Any other examples of scruff behaviour? 

[Mook]

See my 'Wearing joggers to the boozer' thread.

 

Taking your kids to McDonald's for their tea.

 

Visible tattoos.

 

Littering.

 

Grown ups wearing F**tball jerseys down the street.

 

Blokes not wearing socks.

 

Listening to Eminem.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My cousins partner has a decent job and he is tight as fuck.

Only wears what others give or buy him which rarely fits as he is tiny. Wears Crocs out sometimes apparently, not on my watch though. Bad enough in the house.

[rubble-rouser]

39 minutes ago, Mook said:

See my 'Wearing joggers to the boozer' thread.

 

Taking your kids to McDonald's for their tea.

 

Visible tattoos.

 

Littering.

 

Grown ups wearing F**tball jerseys down the street.

 

Blokes not wearing socks.

 

Listening to Eminem.

An occasional (once every  6 months) McDonalds as a treat is OK.

 

And what's an invisible tattoo?

[rubble-rouser]

Gobbing in the street.

 

Smoking in a car.

 

Low-slung jeans/trackies. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

32 minutes ago, Mook said:

See my 'Wearing joggers to the boozer' thread.

 

Taking your kids to McDonald's for their tea.

 

Visible tattoos.

 

Littering.

 

Grown ups wearing F**tball jerseys down the street.

 

Blokes not wearing socks.

 

Listening to Eminem.

I agree with most of those, but there’s nothing wrong with the occasional McDonald’s. It’s just a cheaper version of those gourmet burger places (Byron etc.), that people happily take their kids to and pay about £10 per burger. However, threatening your kids at high volume in public, in front of everyone, with not having Maccies if they don’t behave, is scruff behaviour.

 

As is swearing at your kids, especially in public. I’m always shocked when I hear people calling their kids “cunts”.

[Tony Moanero]

Not washing your hands after going to the toilet.

 

Walking around with your hands down the front of your trackie bottoms.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Dirty fingernails. 

 

They do tend to coincide with men who have long fingernails, which is a hangable offence in my view.

[Trumo]

Anything said and done by  and her brood.

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

An occasional (once every  6 months) McDonalds as a treat is OK.

 

And what's an invisible tattoo?

Aye, I meant more people who take their kids to McDonald's all the time (I know people who do & their kids are three or four). Personally I never go in the place, neither does my missus so our kids won't be going in there until they can pay for it themselves.

 

I should've just put 'tattoos' but I meant the people who turn up to work with a shirt & tie on & you can see a tattoo going up their neck, looks fucking horrific.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Flip flops on people with manky feet.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

I once overheard the following conversation.

 

Child: “Mum, what are we having for tea?”

Mother: “Doughnuts”

Child: “Just doughnuts?”

Mother: “Yeah”

[rubble-rouser]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I once overheard the following conversation.

 

Child: “Mum, what are we having for tea?”

Mother: “Doughnuts”

Child: “Just doughnuts?”

Mother: “Yeah”

What no gravy?

[Elite]

Taking your kids the pub when it's not for a meal out.

[Anubis]

Swearing at or around your kids.

[Tony Moanero]

I once witnessed the following example of scruff behaviour. A mother and her son were food shopping. The kid (under ten) was standing in the front of the trolley and the mother passed him a box of eggs, which he began to piss about with, cue the mother: “Break them eggs and I’ll fucking headbutt you”.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

I once witnessed the following example of scruff behaviour. A mother and her son were food shopping. The kid (under ten) was standing in the front of the trolley and the mother passed him a box of eggs, which he began to piss about with, cue the mother: “Break them eggs and I’ll fucking headbutt you”.

God bless me ma.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Nice to know Tony goes to the same shop as Biffa Bacon and his ma.

[Harry Squatter]

Spitting on the floor every couple of minutes/making exaggerated snorting noises.

 

Hands down keks/ not washing your hands.

 

Picking half finished ciggies up off the floor and keeping them. Also asking random strangers for ciggies because you are too tight to buy your own

 

Robbing your neighbours spare wheelie bin.

 

Blagging being on a bus/building or accident to claim compensation.

 

Smoking pot constantly.

 

Fighting/swearing in front of kids. 

 

Clothes constantly smelling of damp and never being aware of the smell. 

 

Throwing litter on the floor/out the car. The amount of scruffy twats who go to Crosby beach in the summer who leave tons of shite lying round is unbelievable.

 

People who let their dogs shit everywhere without cleaning up. People who let their dogs attack smaller dogs or use them to intimidate people. 

 

Having full scale arguments on the phone with someone and forcing everyone to listen to your inane shite.

 

Playing shite music loudly on public transport. 

 

 

[Trumo]

That sounds like one massive cunt.

[Bjornebye]

Spitting in-front of people

Smoking in the car

Parents swearing at their kids

Chewing loudly

Letting kids run riot in the pub

Beans on a fry up 

Flying an England flag/Union jack in your garden 

Brummies 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

"Hands down keks"

 

Consider me full scruff. Nothing better than watching a film when the family have fucked off for the day, sitting in lounge wear with the hands down the kecks. 

[Elite]

Not picking up your dog's shit.

[Elite]

Just now, ZonkoVille77 said:

"Hands down keks"

 

Consider me full scruff. Nothing better than watching a film when the family have fucked off for the day, sitting in lounge wear with the hands down the kecks. 

I don't see the appeal of that at all. I only touch my cock to piss, wank, shag and to wash it.

[Champ]

How long have you got?

 

Edit. Any innuendo inferred from the posts above also counts as scruff behaviour