Grooming

[Oh Buoy]

Right, what's the deal with this? 

 

I get the whole trimming yer nads and keeping plums tidy but what about the other parts? 

 

I've heard lads shave their chest and armpits nowadays yet this just seems a lot of work. 

 

Been growing the chest/arm pit quiff for some time now but wondering if I'm doing it wrong. 

 

What's the trend these days?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[chris71]

Thought this was about Tories and underaged .

[Mook]

Fuck me, I was wondering what I was going to be opening up here.

 

I shave my coupon & pull my nose hairs out & that's it because I'm not a bird.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm so hairy if I shaved my scrotum it'd look like I was giving birth to gail porter

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Some sweets, a van and... wait, sorry, wrong thread.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Someone is trying to look nice..... for the kids!

[Oh Buoy]

Do kids like back hair? Asking for Mook. 

[Mook]

Do kids like back hair? Asking for Mook. 

 

There's more hair on Duncan Goodhew's head than there is on my back.

[Trumo]

Thought this was about Tories and underaged .

 

So did they.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Trim down below with a Bosch hedge trimmer and use a blow lamp on my nasal hairs. Ear hairs are taken care of with No Nails and a Brillo pad.

[Champ]

Do kids like back hair? Asking for Mook.

 

The answer you're looking for is 'no'

[Anny Road]

I get the odd wash now and again. Christmas, birthdays that sort of thing.

[Greycellgreen]

I shave my head every couple of days, trim my beard every other week and wash and brush my teeth twice a day. Finito. Oh and I use deodorant.

 

I’ve got a cabinet full of Nivea that people buy me every Christmas. I’m quite the metrosexual.

[Anny Road]

I've got grooming products that are now older than my children.

[Greycellgreen]

I've got grooming products that are now older than my children.

My youngest is seven, I reckon I’m bound to have some gift sets knocking around older than that. My Mum bought me a bottle of Joop back from a holiday about a decade ago, haven’t opened it.

[Anny Road]

I'm sure I have undies older than my 14 year old. Aftershave lasts me a decade.

[Section_31]

Love my hairy chest me. I get hairs at the top of my back and neck though so the Mrs shaves them every now and then. About once a year I trim my bush but not right down, just so it's managable, it's like El Salvador down there.

[3 Stacks]

Only thing you really have to shave is your back and shoulders if they're hairy cause that shit looks awful. Besides that, I trim the pubes but don't shave off completely. 

[Anny Road]

Why would you shave your pubes?

If it gets to the stage when you are with a woman and your cock is out. Game over. Mission accomplished.

Ive never been knocked back for having hairy balls.

[Bjornebye]

Give my pubes the odd trim. Had a shave last night as it was getting to beard length. That's about it. Oh and I pull the odd hair out of my nose. I need to take more care of my finger and toe-nails though. I'm always picking or biting them. Never used too. I've got about 7 chest hairs. 

[Section_31]

Why would you shave your pubes?

If it gets to the stage when you are with a woman and your cock is out. Game over. Mission accomplished.

Ive never been knocked back for having hairy balls.

 

The Mrs formally requested it as she was getting hairs in her teeth, I obliged because I'm no Ike Turner.  

[ZonkoVille77]

I spend more time trimming my ears than anything else these days. My ears have a full fucking layer of hair all over them. Head wreck.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Only thing you really have to shave is your back and shoulders if they're hairy cause that shit looks awful. Besides that, I trim the pubes but don't shave off completely. 

 

I used to have a patch of hair on my back.  Now I have a patch of back through my hair.

 

Same with the shoulders.  The horse has bolted, Lady D is locked down, this is her life now. 

[Trumo]

Why would you shave your pubes?

If it gets to the stage when you are with a woman and your cock is out. Game over. Mission accomplished.

Ive never been knocked back for having hairy balls.

 

Because looking like you're giving birth to Fellaini can really kill the mood.

[Anny Road]

I spend more time trimming my ears than anything else these days. My ears have a full fucking layer of hair all over them. Head wreck.

Use a lighter.