Worst Song of All Time

[Pureblood]

It's fucking Parklife by fucking Blur.

 

Or Sex on Fire by Kings of fucking Leon.

 

No, it's definitely Parklife.  Impossible to sit through without inner rage building.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Midnight at the Oasis, *vomits*, No Doubt Don't Speak, Natalie Imbruglia Torn.

[Boss]

I don't think anyone has got close to the Freddie Mercury song in my OP to be honest.

 

I used to work with a boy & we had very different music tastes but one day we started this very discussion & I mentioned the Freddie Mercury 'Monkey Business' song, immediately he told me the name of it & agreed & said he had about four other mates who also thought that it was the worst song ever.

 

Listen to the first minute of it (I wouldn't ask anyone to put themselves through any more of it) & tell me that it's not absolutely fucking horrific. I don't think any of the bland shite that comes out these days has a patch on it for sheer offensiveness, even just thinking about it makes my skin crawl a bit.

 

 

You'll enjoy the drumming on this one. 

[cloggypop]

I have that Shaggs album. Boss.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That will I am song tonights gonna be a good night, yeah that's it, definitely.

[Bjornebye]

That will I am song tonights gonna be a good night, yeah that's it, definitely.

Good shout

[Bjornebye]

Midnight at the Oasis, *vomits*, No Doubt Don't Speak, Natalie Imbruglia Torn.

Dont Speak and Torn are decent songs

[Trumo]

 

You'll enjoy the drumming on this one. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Proper bald is he yeah?

 

 

SRSLY??

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

SRSLY??

 

 

 

Not far off

[TheHowieLama]

It is a travesty that this artist has anything to do with a Worst Song of All Time thread -- you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Remmie]

Remember that fucking drab shower of horsecock Keane? Everything's changing was particularly bad but just dull enough to perhaps not qualify for worst ever

[Remmie]

Actually I've remembered it, Jesus to a child by George Michael. Horendi

[Tony Moanero]

Actually I've remembered it, Jesus to a child by George Michael. Horendi

No chance.

[Remmie]

No chance.

It wasn't even in the 80s T

[Bjornebye]

Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard was ear aids

[ZonkoVille77]

Return of the Mack by whoever the fucking cunt is.

[stringvest]

Return of the Mack by whoever the fucking cunt is.

 

Oh my god.

 

no.

[PestiRed]

Babylon by David Grey

[SasaS]

Anyone who had to endure '80s power ballads can only smile at some of the choices offered. It's like a Holocaust survivor listening about the horrors of the Blitz.

[Bjornebye]

Babylon by David Grey

Piss off

[Bjornebye]

Ive got it. That fucking firework song by katy perry. Not arsed how fit she is.

 

Mooks probably got it as his ring tone.

[Guest]

Are people just posting the first song that enters their head now and naming it the worst song ever recorded?

[Trumo]

Millenium Prayer by Cliff Richard was ear aids

 

Blue-rinsed death cheaters up and down the land forfeited a week's worth of electricity and ran the risk of breaking a hip, just to buy that when it came out.

[Remmie]

Take That number 1s were omnipresent for the entire Nineties it seemed, you couldn't go anywhere without hearing one of their songs relentlessly. Then there was a gap, then it was Rihanna. Maybe there was someone in between who made equally risible pop, but I don't remember them.